Jessica Alba @ 2010 Art Of Elysium "Heaven" Gala
Monday, January 18th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWith a total of four movies releasing this year, Jessica Alba has a chance to finally win something when awards are doled out in early 2011. Judging by her performance history, she'll probably bag a few more Razzies.
Here's the full list of films expected to release:
The Killer Inside Me
Sin City 2
Machete
Valentine's Day
Here's the trailer to "Valentine's Day," which stars a long list of celebrities including Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner:
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Some call her a cunt, but I'd still tap that.
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looking good again!
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very nice and she is smiling again
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Moist and tasty. Nice to see her hot again.
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you know why this dirty, rotten cunt rag, no-talent whore is so unattractive beyond denying her heritage?
look at the way she stands?
fuck that.
NO hot woman stands like that. she looks uncomfortable in her own skin and that is the biggest turn off in the world after 1) denying your heritage and 2) being a shitty cunt rag of a person.
don't be fooled people. she is filthy. filthy rotten. she needs to get a fucking grip, realize her cuntiness, and just fucking go away and be a lazy, half-assed, stay at home cunt rag of a mother.
fuck her and her fucking dress and her beat up looking hair and her fucking uncomfortable posture.
i'm not down with that shit.
she can kiss my fucking ass because she really is the fucking most rotten whore on this god damn plant.
cunt rag.
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Calm the fuck down. I know you're a hateful, misogynistic psychopath, but cool it for once. No one wants to hear your pathetic rants anymore. You don't know Jessica Alba, and she couldn't care less what you think about her. Go get laid, or something.
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HEY, at least he is consistant.
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Superficial bitch.
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Huh. I thought we all agreed as a people to forget she ever happened.
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Vapid bitch.
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meh
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What? Two clutch appearances by Jessica Alba? I've liked her these last couple of posts. I guess she's trying or something...
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don't care about her i just really like the word elysium... it's so euphonious.
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*searching for the Webster's*
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She has lost whatever "IT" was.
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i'm not even going to waste my breathe saying what a worthless, talentless, complete waste of perfectly good oxygen she is.......oh wait...
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She is still beautiful but this outfit does nothing for her. I don't even think she likes it.
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She's badly over-rated. Plain and simple.
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no tits, pale as a ghost, OVERRATED ASS and shot, she is done.
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she is so MEH now and always has been. i'll put down a lot of money she will never win any major thespian award
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She might have to display her golden globes ala Sharon Stone before she becomes eligible for any serious awards. She missed one great opportunity with Sin City.
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Well I guess with four movies coming out, she HAS to smile and make nice with the public. Afterwards she can retreat back into her little world and be grumpy again. She looks good lately. Better than the last couple of years. Maybe her and Christina have just been through the ringer adjusting to kids and work. Now they are back.
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She should never, ever have blond hair again.
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Wow, she got her hotness back.
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Pretty... yummi!!
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she's still pretty... but I'm not interested with that movie.
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wow..jessica alba is smiling. that is so rare! almost a miracle. last pic is very good
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