Jessica Alba @ 2010 Costume Institute Gala in NYC
Wednesday, May 5th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Jessica Alba's new movie The Killer Inside Me includes S&M scenes that required her to wear tight latex costumes... so tight she makes a big deal about having to drink through a straw. “I was a complete mess emotionally. The latex was hot. No one would talk to me, it made people around me really uncomfortable. I was drinking through a straw.” Source
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Bitch!
And does anyone understand the drinking with a straw part?
It sounds like such an ordeal.
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exactly. so you had to do some kinky shit. Alba, cry me a fucking river...with a ball gag in your mouth so you drown.
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Long face, meh.
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pretty but we've all seen her better
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EWWWW..she looks terrible.
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*lifts self imposed comment ban on all Alba posts*
eww
*promptly reissues self imposed comment ban on all Alba posts*
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i hate her. she is incredibly annoying and her hubris is unparalleled. i hope she gets raped in the ass.
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lmao, that's not a punishment
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tmi
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nvm I take it back, just notice the 'rape' part
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nvm I take it back, just noticed the 'rape' part
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LMFAO you whore
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omg I read what you typed too quickly and thought you said sth different, my bad
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Kate Hudson, Alba and Casey Affleck in one movie, sounds like a disaster, will not watch.
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Looking kinda yellowish...and also hate the hairdo...looks like she's got a lb. or so of grease on it....
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she needs to find a better stylist. It's very hit or miss with her.
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Fukin' grim. She's only 29 and she already looks three parts dead. Good luck Alba, waw.
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She's not aging well and she needs to show off her body more. Cuz her face ain't doing it. And she sucks at acting.
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meh. Looks like shannon elizabeth now
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what a cunty bitch.
how much does it cost to keep your forehead not so oily?
cunt rag.
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She looks like a lizard with a wig. Someone needs to photoshop a chameleon with that hair.
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Happy Cinco De Mayo Jessica. In commemoration of your ancestors and this historic day, I as a Frenchman boldly surrender my penis to you. You can come claim it whenever.
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Hasbeen, and will never get "IT" again.
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Oh poor you, you were an emotional wreck and had to drink through a straw. What a tough job you have. Boo hoo.
Does she want people to hate her?
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doesnt matter what she wants...its what she's gonna get
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Meh
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what's with her makeup lately? is she getting styled by her little daughter?
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She has bushman eyebrows. And no one just gives a rat's ass anymore.
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She has bushman eyebrows. And no one just gives a rat's ass anymore.
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I still like her.
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