Jessica Alba @ Global Green USA's 7th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
Thursday, March 4th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Valentine's Day was just the start for a busy 2010 for Jessica Alba. Upcoming projects include Sin City 2, Machete, The Killer Inside Me, and An Invisible Sign of My Own.Related in a Scandalous way:
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Cash is hideous! She looks so pretty and angelic next to him!
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Gah, look at her lifeless eyes. They are like black marbles, no expression, nothing in them.
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p.s. you're still mexican!
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*zing*
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Actually I think she's looking really good, and she's smiling...I like it that she's a Mexican..although she would probably denied it,but she would look much better if I was there instead of that dude..
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I´m mexican and trust me, the denying goes the other way around
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If she wants an Oscar, she needs to do a nude scene.
Of course by when I say Oscar, I really mean my personal little golden statuette.
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...but more females have had your personal golden statuette than have won the oscar for best female actor.
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as i have done with ashley tisdale i am enforcing an indefinite self imposed comment ban on this woman starting now!
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RMFAO!!
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rolling my fucking ass off? havent heard that one before Doc ;)
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i take back all, no wait, most the mean things i've said about her. she looks pretty:)
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*boo hiss* take back nothing. it's alba we're talking about... :)
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'Valentine's Day was just the start for a busy 2010 for Jessica Alba. Upcoming projects include Sin City 2, Machete, The Killer Inside Me, and An Invisible Sign of My Own.'
and the success of these films will have little to do with alba..
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she was great as the exchange student in american pie.
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You've got the wrong girl.
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what? possible epic reference fail?
*whispers "shannon elizabeth" to major*
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/sarcasm off
my bad.
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that wasnt her. that was Shannon Elizabeth or whatever...
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How can a movie called Valentine's Day have a star that has a cold black heart?
Just curious.
This one is short because I'm especially in a non-caring mood today, but fuck this dirty rotten cunt rag.
whore.
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I love Alba
always have always will (i think)
but things just ain't the same
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She is a shadow of her formally over hyped self. Time to put a fork in it, she is done.
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you'll probably want to avoid putting anything in her. just to be safe.
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I guess i could borrow someone elses fork, or use the approved Kim K method and double wrap it first.
:P
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from a hottie to a nottie at the speed of penis makes baby....um they are called condoms, ah nevermind
nothing to see here move on
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This is degraded meat. Yep time to move on from this one.
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she has the ugliest eyes... d55 said it but i will restate how fucking ugly they are: round, beady, hamster-like, soulless pits. and her feet are busted as well... look at her toes! nasty.
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I want to ask her what is she smiling about
- That her career is over and she can take care of her baby all the time?
- That she makes people cringe with her outfits?
- At herself for the stupid hairdo?
- That her husband is so ugly no one will try to steal him from her?
sigh, so many options
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and now we're smiling because of that hula word magic. :)
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haha I hadn't seen this, 'word magic', it's more like rambling no ? :)
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All of the above.
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I agree with d55 and ladylazarus, Alba has ugly eyes.
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i am glad she's back smiling, i don't mind the eyes so much
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lol the caption on Cash, funny, I'd shoot myself if my name was Cash, miseralba looks good when she's smiling she should try doing it more often, and i actually like her eyes
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Never been a fan. NEXT!
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I just don't care for her anymore.
She is a far cry from her Into the blue days...sigh
Not to mention she is a soulless boring bitch.
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Honestly I didn't come here to comment on Jessica(well I did) until I saw the universal douchebag look of 1 Cash Warren.DAMN U CASH WARREN.Whenever you see that look you can associate that with a douchebag. Well unlike Len Wiseman at least he looks happy to be there.
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Cash looks oily and greasy. How the hell did he land her? I am still a Jessica Alba fan. I don't really care for these pics though. Her hair is too tightly pulled back and it gives me a headache looking at it. I like bangs. But I love her smile and her eyes aren't anymore or less soulless than any other Hollywood celeb.
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Used and abused meat. Fucking bitch.
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ughh!! she definetly lost that "somethin" now she's just nothing..
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To this day, I wonder... how did Cash land a girl like Alba? Did he pull a John Holmes on her or something?
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You know you're hot when you have so many haters. Fuck everyone, Jessica Alba is still hot.
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pretty.
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