Jessica Alba & Michelle Rodriguez Talk About "Machete" Experience
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
It appears to be a very raw interview w/ a lot of awkward pauses & laughs. Check part two on the next page.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Jessica Alba @ "Machete" Screening, Venice Film Festival
- Jessica Alba Knocked-Up @ "The Eye" Premiere, Hollywood
- Jessica Alba @ "The Killer Inside Me" Paris Premiere
- Cannes Film Festival: Red Carpet Attendees @ 'Killing Them Softly' Premiere
- Jessica Alba Uses "Airport Bra Outfit" As Final "Machete" Marketing Push!






















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Both hot, Jessica is way prettier but I find Michelle SO sexy!!!
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Damn, woman, you really do love masculine women.
I like Michelle, too, but I like to be the man in the relationship.
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lol
yes I do like masculine women, Michelle is not the prettiest but wouldn't call her ugly, has a very nice body, meaty calves and seems like a really cool girl to hang out with. I don't like girly girls, they get on my nerves in RL.
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I love girly girls - ones that are afraid of bugs and have no idea what the difference is between a regular screwdriver and a phillips head screwdriver.
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I think most men love girly girls. I don't have a patience to girly girls, I can do everything around the house, fix a car, computer, a hole in a wall, build sth and I don't need and don't want a man's help, hubby gave up long time ago, if sth. breaks in the house it's fixed before he even gets to look at it. He likes girly girls too, shouldn't have married me, lol.
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I think most men love girly girls
*sigh*...
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I think most men want to feel needed. We love to be able to fix a woman's problems no matter what it is. If we can't fix something for a woman, we know we can be easily replaced by a vibrator, no? lol
I respect that you are an independent woman.
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And I respect that you always are such a gentleman.
A man can never be replaced by a vibrator, unless it can talk dirty during sex and give a foot massage before/during/after, lmao
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A man can never be replaced by a vibrator.
unless he's ugly.had to fix that.ha ha...
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you can always turn the lights off, problem solved, right?
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you can always turn the lights off, problem solved, right?
mental note, put that in the personal ad. females you can cut the the light off.
woo hoo... ;)
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Sadly I think I saw that model on sale the last time I was down on Hollywood Blvd, in a shop window.
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lol
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females being independent can only lead to this. ;)
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Worst-date-ever-Bo...
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if you like it rough, Michelle will put your head through walls! THROUGH WALLS!
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that's what makes her so appealing, she gives that "I fuck like a beast" vibe, I dig
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Yes! its like make up sex without the make up part!
over and over and over!
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hahaha
agreed!
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Take notes guys!
Leni likes it ROUGH!
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who doesn't..........
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*mailing you handcuffs and 3 concussive beaded whips*
ahead of time.
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if you could also mail me Michelle, I'd be REALLY happy!
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you should watch "Girl Fight"
she's in it at her most "tom boyish" role.
OH! NO MORE COMMENT ROCKS PLEASE!
i want to stay @ 666.
Haters are welcome =P
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don't worry bryan i got you captured...
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you are made of 100% Pure Win.
Glim >
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*thanks* :)
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jessica is hot, michelle u know is great in bed because she does both men & women
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u know is great in bed because she does both men & women
and i guess you could apply that thinking to many a female in moej land... ;)
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I am so seeing this film.
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ditto
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I love that Danny Trejo is finally getting a starring role.
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Jessica Alba is so damn beautiful!!!!
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I'm kinda optimistic about this movie, seen some previews, but if it's anything like Grindhouse, that it's not worth the money, that was one stupid movie..
although the cast is good seems like..
never thought I'd see Steven Segall as a bad villian dude..
I like Don Johnson...good actor
plus the Rodriguez chick is awesome, sexy as hell, too bad she's bi..so I've heard...
and hopefully Lilo will make good on this one..she needs it.
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did you like the machete fake trailer thats was in grindhouse ???
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Nope..I just saw the previews at the theater when I went to see The Expandables...
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try this. i feel i owe you something for all the photo madness you've brought to the site. :)
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/machete/faux-trailer
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and how was the expandables ??
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Trailer looks good..but I don't know, and if the only reason that I would go watch it, it would be because of the cast...got some good actors and actress's...Looks like it's a remake of the "Shooter" with Mark Whalberg...have you seen it? Anyways as for the Expandables, it was okay I guess if you're into a lot of action, killings and explosions...actually for one thing I thought the movie was too short, and most of the super star actors got very shot scripts. except for Jason Statham, and Sylvester, they got most of the movie...well to make it short it was another Rambo type movie, that was it...
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thanks for the info. i read that the other action guys in the expandables just got one really good action scene unless you were staham. and you confirm that.
i haven't seen shooter but i think machete gonna be alot more fun/tongue in cheek.which has it a bit on my interest list. i'm always for fun... :)
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very true what you heard..actually Arnold only showed up to tell Sylvester that he lost a few pounds..and walks away, that was it..Bruce Willis only came out twice just to say few words...and that was it..other then that Sylvester and Jason made the whole movie, in fact Jason had more parts in the movie the Sly...I was not too thrill with it...but does have plenty of action...
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I'll wait for Netflix on this one.
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curious, could you please name some stuff on your current netflix list ??? :)
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wow beyond the call of duty. so looking at your #1 and # 3 are you fan of hartley or were you just curious ???
moe/jackson maybe a thread should be started with people mentioning their netflix list.
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Well I don't have netflix, but I've been curious to find out if it's worth it...since all my big video rental places went out of busniness here in my hometown...we had Hollywood Video and Blockbuster, and they both went out of business, so now either we buy the videos or use those red boxes that rents them out for a buck, but I don't trust those...
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Why dont you trust the red boxes? Not that I use them often, but Ive never had a complaint about them.
Netflix is as much value as you make it. I've been a netflix member since 2000, what exactly makes you hesitate to join?
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Well the red boxes to me are like the coke machines, people start messing with them, and you never know what's going to happen...plus using credit cards on machines specially this kind is not trustworthy to me...and I heard Netflix is the same, you pay with credit card, right? that's one thing I hate to do, is use credit cards in the internet..although I have before and luckily I've had no problems yet, but I'v had some friends that have...so I hesitate when it comes to that...
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Netflix is something you can trust, IMO. They are listed on the NASDAQ and very legite. You only need to enter in your CC info once, since it is a flat monthly fee to rent as many movies as you can watch, within your limit of at homes. For my $17.99/mo I have actually during some months gone through 70 movies, counting physical disc and those I streamed.
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Those people who normally have problems with using CC's online are either using them at very shoddy sites, or are infected with key loggers and such nasty malware anyways that it isnt really the sites fault.
If you are really concerned about the interwebz gobbling your CC, you can do what I have suggested to other people. Get a new credit card, that has a very very low limit, say around $200. Then use this for those little recurring things like Netflix and those every so often must have purchases from Amazon.
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Now that's a great idea...I would've never thought of that..I will do that....I was thinking of just going Pay per view..on my dish thing..but by the time the movies come out on ppv...the videos are already old...but I thought Netflix only cost $9 something a month?
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The basic 1 disc out at a time is $9. I like having the 3 disc out at a time, cause it give enough disc to have in the rotation for there always to be a new movie in my mailbox every day.
You can easily start at the 1 disc plan, at first and if you find the turn around to slow with that bump yourself up to 2 or 3. Dont forget those prices include streaming to your PC too. The titles they are allowed to stream arent as diverse as the ones they can send you the disc of, but it is becoming more and more useful lately.
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I see well thanks for the info, really appreciate it..and I will definetly sleep on that, although seems like lately I've been hitting the theaters more now then before, it's costly but the wife seems to enjoy it more now..I've got plans to go see Pirahnna next, hope it's not dissapointing...
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Movie tickets are just not worth it here in LA, for what I percieve the worth of the movie is.
For what it cost just myself to go and get basic refreshments at a theather here in LA, I can have a months worth of Netflix. So unless it is something that is a really visual movie, like Avatar, ill just wait till it is out on netflix.
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inception was also worth the price of admission.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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did 'inception' save the summer movie season ???
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I have to disagree here, I saw Inception, and I couldn't understand one thing about it...all I know it was about dreams, that's it...special effects were good..and Marion Cotillard was extremely hot..but that's about it..also I hated he ending, don't know what it was, and I'm still wondering about it.
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That is so true...now I don't know what the price range on movie tickets in LA..but here they range for about 6 to 7 bucks each...this last time we went I spend almost forty bucks on the entrance and a bag of popcorn and two sodas...but if it keeps the wife happy I guess it's okay...
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here in LA it cost 12-15.50
yup! we RULE o_O
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$15.50 non 3-d/non imax ???
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yeah it can be that here in certain places in L.A.
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IMAX and 3D are 16.50
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of course for that price, we can go to places like this;
https://www.arclightcinemas.com/
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lol
exactly.
Club Med/Movie Theater.
Even the scene at a laker game over shadows the game itself!
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$10 to $12 for a movie here.
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Damned and I thought we had it bad...
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Damned..and I thought we had it bad..
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yeah LA and NYC have crazy high ticket prices, be glad to be in middle america, for cheaper tickets.
:)
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dude, you kidding me? this is 2011. credit card companies have your back when it comes to online fraud...
if you are afraid, use paypal...
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still a bit of P.I.T.A. to deal with them fraud folks, plus if you get burned a bunch they will actually drop you as a customer sometimes, which will cause your credit rating to drop.
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I wouldnt say im a "fan" some of his other stuff has been ok in my books. I had seen Henry Fool years and years ago, and somehow Fay Grim being a sequel/follow had passed me by. So I put Fay in que, and since it had been maybe 10 years since I say Henry I put that in too.
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Let me know what you thought of Gran Torino.
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I enjoyed it, but I enjoy Clint Eastwoods style, and have since the days of spag westerns and dirty harry flicks.
I wouldnt for the end of me guessed the end though from the begining and I liked that.
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great Idea.
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Those two would be a nice threesome to have with.
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I want to see!
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Damned!! This one dude I wouldn't like to bump into in a dark alley..

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it's the guy from Anchorman!
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