Jessica Alba: Total Film Magazine, June 2010
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Jessica Alba has one more movie set to release later this September. "Machete," a flick by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis stars has long list of stars including Lindsay Lohan (she's a star, right?), Robert De Niro, Cheech Marin, Danny Trejo, man-whore horndogg Steven Seagal & Robert Rodriguez's personal sex toy Rose McGowan.
If Jessica Alba & Lindsay Lohan weren't part of the cast, I'd be 100% behind his film, but naturally we gotta be a lil' skeptical...
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This film seems to be taking ages to come to the screen. Ahhh hurry up!
Alba, I can't believe how dull and boring I now find her.
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..since you're an ass man
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ya i know. i think they moved the date from June, so something must be up.
I have a feeling they watched the movie and realized it sucked, so now it'll probably go straight to DVD...
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makes sense, is Alba's skinny due to Blowhan teaching her how to handle lifes ups & downs....*SNORT*..
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**sighs**
What happened to this Jessica and will she come back? Where did she go?:
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This was the hottest she ever looked.
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Yup no doubt.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/706474/jessica_alba_on_the_beach/
In Sin City she looked like a whore. I have yet to see more of her.
If her awesome hot tush and tan doesn't have any kind of effect on yous, well hot damn! Gayville is 'round the corner.
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I don't know man.
"Dark Angel" era Jessica with the black hair and some body fat was little hotter.
This is after she went "Hollywood" and lightened her hair.
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It was just his opinion, you're not going to change it now.
And her hair got lightened in the sun also.
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Actually, the hottest Jessica Alba is the one that isn't a raging cuntbag with a vagina filled with flesh eating centipedes.
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Deffo, I don't really like hair dye.
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This is more like it. Hot ass and her hands down that unchristian area is a good effort.
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Totally. I would beat her to death , with my big rockhard cock if she preferred. That is how much I like her. lol
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More frontal view
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Hot!
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For you, bigger pics of it:
http://img515.imageshack.us/i/jessicaalbabikini.jpg/
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if she's gonna be remembered for something it'll be either the "digging for gold" in bikini or the "on my knees" in bikini pic
http://photoscelebrites.online.fr/celebrities/jessica-alba/01/jessica-al...
movie role would be either Sin City" as the cowgirl bikini stripper or "Into the Blue" in bikini with bottom pulled up her ass crack
http://www.vivaelrosa.com/paparazzi/jessica-alba/182/index1.jpg
almost forgot the bonus pic
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8512/ja1eh5.jpg
doesn't take much talent to do that
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Nah-ah.
The yellow bikini on the beach is the highpoint of her existence.
If this doesn't effect you, you should start considering certain options available for your breed.:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-0gKJo6-v2I0/jessica_alba_in_bikini/
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And AnD if this doesn't just make you want to butt-rape her right there, right NoW.. well you have it bad son.
Bigger better pics of her butt-crack:
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6695/fug9n08rtouom8280a3d.jpg
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She looks great in that yellow bikini. Love how she's rubbing her ass.
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..she could get the position of being my Cumscrubber once I'm done with her
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She's pretty
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I think its over for her
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she been on an upswing, it doesn't all happen in a day, she is looking better each month
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I just dont really care about her or anything she does anymore, not to say I ever really cared that much for her in the first place.
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I feel ya Moe, with Jessica and Lindsay in this im skeptical too, but with Danny Trejo and his awesomeness to balance them out, I still have faith.
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she realized she needed to get off the mama-train and back on the sexy-train. it worked! owww!
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yeeowwzers. she's on fire.
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Well I know she's not the most popular chick on this site...but I can't hate on her...I think she's alright, nothing really special, but I'd do it to her if I had the opportunity...
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love 2.2
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That article is stupid, it's giving false hope that she'll ever do a movie that doesn't suck.
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She has the sex appeal of a mannequin
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true. i like the necklace and the purple however.
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true. design team or whomever prob. had to work extra extra hours to add some life to the spread
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Who the hell hired Lindsay Lohan and why?!?!?! She's in a movie with Robert DeNiro?? I don't know what the world is coming to.
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what was Rodriguez thinkin' when he hired Blowhan & Miser Alba both....if anythig can destroy this movie they can
did he think he owed Alba anything cuz she was in Sin City...& now she's in #2 ...grrrrrrr....as far as Linds goes, it just might the Hollywoodland equlivant of a Pity Fu*k
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this movie looks lame.
danny trejo sucks ass!!!
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Looking very tasty in the fishnets there Jess!!
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She is gorgeous, even if she is a bitch she is still a beautiful one.
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I dont think she looks that hot in red..
she looks hotter in yellow, just like in Darragh's pic.
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damm she's hot
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