Jessica Alba @ "Valentine's Day" World Premiere

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Yes, and she brought Cash Warren along for the ride...

Jessica Alba is Morely Clarkson in Valentine's Day. Her character is the girlfriend of Ashton Kutcher and she gets proposed to on Valentine's Day.


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her make-up is nice but it's overkill with that dress. her hair is terrible. is she wearing a sports bra? ok, she's a hot mess.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 11:06am
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if that's a sports bar. i'll give her some points...

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:17pm
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wow...

"Hey world..." this dirty rotten cunt rag says. "Look at my awful new haircut and love me in all my cuntiness..."

Fucking great.

Doesn't she EVER God damn learn? EVER?

She is fucking washed up and every time she leaves the house with one more shade of fake mother cuntiness it makes me crazy.

Sure, you can look at her from the shoes up and say that is a hot woman, but then you get to that self-hating cunty face and it's all over, you instantly have the ugliest woman on the face of the planet.

you know this movie is going to suck. jessica biel AND this fucking cunty whore? REALLY?

what a piece of shit movie and fuck the casting director for putting these two dopes in the same 16:9 frame, making us all wish we just put a knife in our eye ball before our fucking lame girlfriends make us go watch this piece of shit.

fuck the dirty rotten filthy cunt rag known as Jessica Cuntrag Alba.

whore.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 11:08am
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cannot not love her. perfect in shape after giving birth! i dont care if you go bald!

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 11:14am
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'i dont care if you go bald!'

cool,because i'm going bald... ;)

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:19pm
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still look pretty..
but I like her old hair better.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 11:14am
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Wiseblood did his damage so I'm gonna comment on how bad ass that dude's tie is. Talk about an awesome color combo. I'm gonna go find that tie right now.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 11:16am
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she is on a good run of hotness, don't like the hair but at least she isn't being boring

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 11:16am
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What can be said about her that Wiseblood hasn't so eloquently put into words?

sPam.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 11:33am
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350 Hater alerts?
Holy mother of God.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:15pm
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Yeah, i'm going for the bastardly record, baby!

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 1:03pm
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I never have been a fan of her's cant say these pics do much for me. I do think that she looks good given her post pregnancy.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 11:36am
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Her hair looks matted down and just plain wrong.
He's ugly.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 11:43am
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http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/column/index.cfm?columnID=12498

from their monthly predications thing...

1. Valentine's Day (February 12th)

"Here's a movie that headlines so many name actors that it almost plays like a parody of last year's He's Just Not That Into You, a film this one is trying to emulate in classic Cannonball Run-style. The veritable thespianic army assembled herein includes rising stars (Bradley Cooper, Anne Hathaway), A-listers who may have peaked (Jennifer Garner, Jamie Foxx), alumni of That 70's Show (Ashton Kutcher, Topher Grace), survivors of the Great Depression (Shirley MacLaine, Hector Elizondo), prime subjects of teen adulation (Taylors Swift and Lautner), teens who are less known if no less qualified (Carter Jenkins, Emma Roberts), Hollywood royalty (Julia Roberts, Queen Latifah), starlets named Jessica (Mlles. Biel and Alba), TV doctors (Patrick Dempsey and Eric Dane?!?), and miscellanea (sorry, George Lopez and Kathy Bates). And hey, I've just gone and named them all, and yep, they've all been carefully selected to appeal to just about any demographic you can shake a stick at. It's all presided over by the old romantic comedy master himself, Gary Marshall, back again in his natural habitat. Now, any box office analyst with a brain would take one look at this one and immediately put it down for $100 million, plus tip; but I am a box office analyst with heart, you see, and so I can't help but surmise that Valentine's Day will be that rare mid-February romantic comedy to open big, but then drop off in classically front-loaded style. After all, remember how good those Cannonball Run movies were?

Opening weekend: $42 million (four-day) / Total gross: $89 million"

we'll see...

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:00pm
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Jamie Fox peaked? News to me...

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:28pm
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yeah, he peaked when those nude pics hit. ;)

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:46pm
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Everyday they are still together, I am amazed.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:14pm
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I have never been a fan, overrated as hell.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:23pm
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thanks leni...

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:55pm
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I know there's quite a few Alba haters...but really I can't hate on her..in fact I think she looks good, best I've seen her so far..but yeah that outfit just doesn't do it for her...and I do like her haistyle, and smile, for a change..

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:30pm
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Mundo I am with you dude and it is hard because I am going against Leni on this one. I do agree she is overated but I also think she is BACK. She has a slew of movies coming out, she is back to brunette and she is back to dressing ....er...more sexy. The dress is meh but I love that she is showing off her toes and wearing platforms and just being young again. She looks good here and in the last few sets I have seen of her. She is smiling and not looking like a prima donna. Let's hope it lasts. I was one of her earliest champions from the first show of Dark Angel and I still have some fondness for her.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 12:44am
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omg you're killing me! I hate her feet....
But I'm also glad she's back to dark hair and nice to see her smiling.
I know there's a sexy body underneath this shapeless dress, she should wear figure hugging clothes cause she has nothing to hide.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 12:56am
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I hate her hair. But she is pretty and has a nice body.

sPam.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:43pm
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for someone who used to be one of the hottest things out there she now looks like the result of a peacock and a shotgun fight....ouch

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:43pm
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No. She looks at least 30+ with that hair. Not good.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:57pm
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she looks good with any hair colour or length, just like me LOL

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 2:01pm
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pictures or it didn't happen'

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 2:33pm
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i'm also on the pics or it didn't happen bandwagon. have i ever said no to that ???

and now's not the time for a no... ;)

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 5:31pm
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it didn't

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 5:33pm
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and with that the dreams of a generation crash...

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 9:21pm
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WTF that hair...that dress...that arm non-candy, she really needs to hire someone to help her dress, style and pick her men.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 2:11pm
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She's past it now.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 2:50pm
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What does Cash Warren do now? Besides sleeping with Jessica Alba that is.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 5:19pm
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She looks better with long hair.I don't like short hair anyway.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 6:13pm
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hair is shit, and the make up is overkill, her face is lighter than the rest of her, but hey, albas' still got it!

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 9:31pm
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Not that it's a bad thing but she is lookin' more soccer mom and not ultra hot chick. But I still feel the need to say DAMN U CASH WARREN.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 9:48pm
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I have a feeling she'll be in another hit movie soon.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 1:25am
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This movie looks like a giant pile of shite.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 4:52am
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she kinda resembles dora the explorer if dora got a makeover to look like a cunty bitch oozing sex appeal

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 8:17am
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Fix your hair please, Jess.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 3:45pm
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I hate when some women become mom's and they start dressing like one.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 10:25pm
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+ 100

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 11:51pm
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Totally agree!! All moms should stay hot like Leni ; )

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 12:28am
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*blushing* <3

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 12:46am
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I agree.

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 1:04am
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Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 1:23am
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arghhh never good enough is it? ;) could be worst, like wearing hoochie outfits and ignoring the fact that your aging. shes keeping it decent. :)

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 1:06am
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This is a good point, how annoying are the moms who are clearly much too old to be borrowing their teenage daughter's outfits? But there is a difference between looking like Alba with her greasy hair and lame outfit and looking both attractive and classy.

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 1:30am
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its just getting sad at this point. she shoukd just stay home

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 @ 2:23pm
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