Jessica-Jane Clement Bikini Pics! Ow!
Thursday, February 4th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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i totally agreee. one dolla hoeee. her fake titttayyss look horrible on her and her tats look like shittt
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You'd give her a dollar? I'd get her 25 cents and let it slide down the mountains.
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$2? 0.25 cents? I was thinking FREE!!!
But you'll end up paying afterward, especially when you're scratching that itch in pants.
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*...your pants.*
Fuck! I blame this picture set.
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And it's time to pick up the trash...lol...she's got nice boobs, I know...fake..but looks nice. slim body, okay too..but what I can't understand is why a pretty woman would want to put a tattoo of another woman on her body? the only reason to me is she's going the wrong way..oh well...que sera sera....
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why must perfectly hot girls, and she is fucking smoking hot, get REALLY shitty tats?
what a fucking idiot.
look at those cans.
AND her face is fucking cute...
dip shit.
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*how my comment would look*
why must perfectly hot girls, and she is fucking smoking hot, get big fake tits?
what a fucking idiot.
look at those tats.
AND her face is fucking cute...
dip shit.
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because it's evolution. it's that stupid bimbo gene...
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A little overdone on the tats but otherwise "Badda-Bing!"
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As soon as I saw the god damn tats on her, I was over it.
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I like the Bettie Page tattoo. I bet this little slut loves to be tied up and smacked around.
I have a set of original paper-doll cut-outs of Bettie from the 60's.
I do not like the fake tits on this chick- way worse than the tattoos.
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exactly. its the fake tits that put me off
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LOL that sounds a bit too gay. You don't like a girl cause she has a nice and a big rack? Even if fake. You must lust over it.
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sounds a bit gay? no i bet the set she had werent bad at all but she goes and puts in those bazookas to look like every other bimbo and it kills it for me.
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Let me guess....you like your girls flat-chested? Just as long as there's pussy. ...or not?
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no theres a difference between this:http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/08/article-1053363-02908BE600000578-280_468x784.jpg
and this:http://www.clubdutch.com/wp-content/uploads/a/katie_price_boobs_big.jpg
im somewhere in the middle. huge fake tits arent attractive to me
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...And this is what rocks your boat? She looks prepubescent.
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look at the comment above it i said there is a difference between liking flat chested, which you accuse me of, and ugly fake tits. im in the middle! a nice handful is all i need.
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August, you've been passing out some heat today. People are starting to hate.
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Meaning... you? I saw the way you reacted to my posts earlier....
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boooo censorship! there was another pic of a very large, fake breasted woman beneath Keira
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It is however fun to play with a rack of that size....you should try it some time
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that size yes but i prefer the real deal. christina hendricks comes to mind
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LOL what is up with her titties? The other one is darker than the other, like it's bought out of the store or something!
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That chick looks fuckin' 12.
Not a good example of "ok".
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who said that was an example of "ok". thats an extreme and prime example of a flat chest. i posted the same for a big fake chest but that got taken down. im in the middle! jesus christ.
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LOL there are a lot of hating homophobic people on here!
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August you have to pass me as most hated. its a heavy burden. make it happen. Flame On!
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ROFL. Keep hating on me sissies!
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This is pure Britishness. Overall I would use it and abuse it.
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but those fake tits....what's so hot about that? you'd just be squeezing/sucking/fucking a couple of ziplock bags of goo with a thin layer of skin sewn over them. might as well just get a fuck doll...at least those don't talk.
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Besides the basketballs on her chest, she can get it.
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not bothered by the tats.tats are more than ok with me. :)
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Fuck that. I'm not saying that I'd marry her but as a fuck buddy? Shit I'm willing to give those basketballs a real good dribble. Tig ole bitties!
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I think it's a shame, she fucked her face up with those fake lips, but overall she does have a pretty face (the shape and all).
But yeah, girlfriend managed to fuck things up with the lips, tats, and basketballs she calls boobs.
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this girl really is smokin hot
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God bless whores and the man who invented breast implants.
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Damn, why does this get Hater Alerts?
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its the new state of moejackson.com ppl will hater alert a comment that doesnt deserve it.
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Yeah I think we all need to gang up on Moe and hate all his comments for doing this to us all.
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honestly, I really think she's kinda hot, which is strange, cuz i usually don't go for the big fake tits. if its big tits I like big tits more like Sophie Howards, but this chick is cute, nice eyes and lips. and i'm one of the few who actually like tats on a girl. wonder how tall she is.
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i think she's fucking gorgeous! idk what you guys are talking about. she's stunning and sexy as hell imo. her face is really pretty, love the eyes, pale skin, dark hair and full lips, her body is sick and i think her tattoos are ill. i would fuck her in a heart beat and if i saw her in person i'd by hypnotized.
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I know me too!
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As usual, I agree with you
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+1 Finally!
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Yeah yeah you people keep hating.
But guys come on, if she would be standing in your room begging you to fuck her, woudld you say no?
Yeah, didn't think so.
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She is super hot. Trashy yeah but really, really hot nonetheless!
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you are right, I googled her and agree, she is really hot. And trashy, lol.
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this must have been before boobies
http://z.hubpages.com/u/802018_f520.jpg
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yes now take away the blond hair and add the tattoos and shes fine
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I see she is an Elite member of the stupid tattoo club.
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I just despise breast implants. You know what? Small tits can be really cute. Getting silicone implanted in your chest will never look better than natural small breasts.
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I usually agree but what if someone has small empty breasts with no volume?
I don't know, it's tricky. If it makes someone happy then I say go for it. I don't like the idea of them personally, just because I don't think I could get over the fact of having something in your body that doesn't belong there!
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yes but no need to get the horribly big fake ones just something reasonable to boost your confidence
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Ok, here's an example of breast implants done right for small boobs.

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i concur
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Yes they look good. And these are nice too.
http://www.lachirurgieesthetique.org/catalogue-photo/chirurgie-esthetiqu...
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I <3 boobs so much. seeing them all lined up like that, surgically enhanced, is a little disturbing though. why cant all of you women just be born with a nice set. god is cruel
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I know, that's why I'm ok with people having theirs done. It's ok for me to say I wouldn't get mine done but I like mine, if I didn't then I'm sure I would think differently about implants!
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I have to say.. I like her tattoos, they look well done.
I don't care if her boobs are fake, she is still hot.
She has a great smile, and beautiful eyes.
Although I think she would look better without the implants/smaller implants.
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I wish I could find a reason to give a care but I can't
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Shit, I'd have to motor boat those titties. The face is nice.
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This new alert thingy is ridiculous. Can't you just do like youtube? A thumbs down if one does not like the comment. :)
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Yea I agree, I always thought that we should have a thumb system for this website.
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thumb up & down is too politically correct.
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she looks like a hotter nina moric in the face.. haha i just pictured popping her boobs,, and then they fly out of control like balloons..
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Nice face + big fake boobies = porn superstar material.
There's already a Jesse Jane in that industry though.
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But what i dont get is how half of you mothafuckas were fallin out of your seats lusting after busted ass pamela anderson and her shitty implants. I don't THINK those are fake, unless proven otherwise, but even if they were. Dman, i could fuck wit this chick, jsut on the strength of those boobs alone, goddamn...i know imma get bout TREE FITTY haters, but fuck yall, this is my big titty boo now XD
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"I don't THINK those are fake"
what are you high? Those are as fake as the dictionary meaning of the word "fake"
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haha. good one.
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nice eyes is all, and she's sexy in a cheap, porn star way.
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This post is useless without the playboy pics.
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This bitch is kinda hot.
Trashy, but kinda hot.
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B.R.I.L.C.
Bastardly regrettable injected lips cam.
I googled her and her lips are clearly enhanced here (they are of varying sizes in photos)...her face is gorgeous otherwise.
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She looks like a proper dirty bitch, BUT I AM DOWN WITH THAT.
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Great tits!
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I read that women are attracted to different types of men depending on where they are in their cycle.
Men are attracted to different types of women depending on how many beers the have. This one would be real attractive at last call and you have no other options.
I do love the Bettie tat.
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id bang this chick till the cows come home (whenever the hell that is)
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The tits are just pure comedy.
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