Jessica Simpson Signs Autographs Using Blue Sharpie!

nuther red dress, must be red monday today...as opposed to black friday

Wait.

She's mad because he called her 'sexual napalm'?

That's a compliment. And a damn good one at that. It's not like he said that her vagina is slimier than a dead squid or that she's got furrier nipple than a Wookiee. All he said was that she's good in bed.

He probably dumped her out of fear that she'll jinx his career. Or because she's extremely insecure and vapid.

But she does look really nice here. And her shoe line is awesome. And really comfortable, suprisingly.

And he'll never have this napalm again!

I can't decide if that is the best or worst line ever. Coming from her mouth, I think she wants to seem like a sophisticated chick, and even did for a second.

Then like her career, failed.

the napalm thing only added to her attractiveness, it didn't take away from it

are they gonna sell her autographs to ebay?
cause, I don't see any use of getting her autograph..

i do not find her beautiful at all. one of the most overrated chicks imo. i could see why ppl would think she's "hot." from afar, she'd get your attention because of her big ass tits and blonde hair but look at her features. that is not pretty. she has a double chin, no lips, bird nose and a weird hair line.

Thankfully some ladies expressed my feelings on the matter. Why would any woman be upset if they were called "sexual napalm?"

I assume it goes back to the double standard of woman being good at sex being assumed to be whores and sluts, while guys who are great simply being called studs.

I know for sure if I, John Mayer, or some homeless guy were called "sexual napalm," we'd be walking around with an unmatched swagger for life.

Not bad, surprisingly she looks cute in red. BOOBS!

I heard her on The View. What a dumb bitch. FFS just do porn already.

She is wearing Spanx! She is looking a bit rounder.

I saw her on the View today and I think she's adorable. Of course I would not be embarrassed if John Mayer said I was like crack cocaine and sexual napalm to him and that he wanted to snort me, but that's just me.

Not very intelligent, but very very sweet. You can tell she's a great, honest, genuinely nice girl, and I like that. She definitely has charm.

Looks like all her ass went to her boobs..dang, those are huge...

Always love her face and nose, but she doesn't look good with extra weight, it all gets added from the waist up, nothing to the ass and thighs. That's not good.

nothing special

She's pretty.

I'm sorry, but I do not like those shoes with that dress.

This chick brings out nothing but rage in me. Her sheer stupidity is something I just cannot stand. I got stuck behind the stupid bitch in security at the Denver airport a few months back. There she was in her ridiculously over-sized sun-glasses and a fucking rat-dog in an LV "pet carrier." I wanted to smash her face in. I just wanted to unleash all that hatred I have for ignorant, vapid, annoying fucked by caving in the back of her skull. The bitch with her (no-name) was 10 times worse. Fuck, I needed 2 extra bloody mary's that morning before boarding just to calm the rage.

Don't care what anybody says, Jessica Simpson is not a bad looking woman at all. If she lived in your town, you'd try to fuck. She doesn't live in mine, and I'm still tryin' to fuck. I'd love to have some of that "napalm".

^^^I agree, I love her and those mamarific chesticles lol

huge boobs, no ass...not a good combo.

Some of us have very mixed opinions. Anyways I'm not really into this pop stuff very much.

chubby works for her. as long as she doesnt get "Mariah Carey" chubby