"JWoww", "Jolie", and "Snooki" Beach Scene For 'Jersey Shore'
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinTwo of The Real Housewives of New Jersey aren't fans of Jersey Shore and have this to say...
Dina Manzo says, "We shouldn’t be telling our kids, ‘Listen if you get drunk and go in a hot tub and make out you’ll get your own TV show.’ That’s my feeling towards it.”
Teresa Giudice says, "I had a shore house and I never made out with another girl in the hot tub. You should respect yourself and respect your body.” Source






















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why did they take that other whore back on the show? one, if not all of, those dudes was probably fucking her during the downtime and begged MTV to bring her back.
this show SO fucking jumped the shark as soon as the last episode aired. i really don't give a fuck anymore. it's just going to be even more fake than it was the first time.
time for me to go back to ignoring that shit show called MTV.
dicks.
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I thought it jumped the shark from the beginning of it's existence?
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why are all these ugly whores famous? and that snookie chick...gah.
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Funny. But admit it, you're just jealous. :-)
I don't watch reality TV, I just don't get this. I'm guessing people watch it like they watch a train wreck. (OK, well I do sometimes watch Bridezillas.)
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It takes a real man to admit that.
I watch Sober House.
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i'm jealous of the fact that they are nobody whores but make tons of money. It feels unfair.
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cue the song "Proud to be an American...."
America: Where nobody whores become rich and famous.
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Don't worry, they won't be famous for long, will run through all that money wastefully, and will return to being their normal, pathetic loser selves.
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I hate that Angelina bitch and Sammie 'tranny voice' Sweetheart.
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i KNOW. i hate the fact that they all are deluded enough to think they're attractive... no not even attractive, beautiful and sexy. WTF? snooki referred to herself as a "gorgeous guidette" and angelina is "the kim kardashian of staten island" she also said she's a ten. and jwoww says "bitches wish they were me." :o
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That's fuckin disgusting. Yo though, my nigga in the back with that caption is fuckin HILARIOUS though XD.
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snookie thinks she's gorgeous? LMFAO The word delusional doesn't even cut it for people like her. I am in dire need of finding a new word.
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Yeah I know it's crazy. I'm like what the hell when i watch it, they literally think they're gorgeous. It's strange but I want their mirrors all over my house!!!
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wow they seriously said all those things?!?!
They are the type of girls that people hang out with so they look hotter (the whole 'if I hang out with someone ugly I look better' strategy).
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That little pigme like one looks like an old Indian woman.
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i've never hated girls more before
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Every fucking day with these greasy pieces of shit. Moe, please help us.
And Snooki may be the least attractive female on the entire planet. She should get punched in the face every episode.
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Could someone please inform Snooki that Willy Wonka wants her back at the Chocolate Factory ASAP!
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Nothing to see here.
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gawd these bitches are fug
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So gross, they are the definition of trash. I feel sick just looking at them. They look like lobsters and have no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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I'm in the dark with these bunch of clowns...never seen them or heard of them till they started showing up on this gossip thing...but for what I have seen so far, they have nothing that appeals me to see them...the chicks much less the dudes...to me what I see is a bunch of fuck-offs trying to attract attention by showing off their ugly bods, and thinking they're the shit..well buena suerte, i la chingada con el monton de huevones i putas....
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Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ on a cross.
I want to just pour kerosene on all of them, light a match and enjoy the show.
And Snooki looks like a fucking burnt football with legs.
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hahahahahahaha
Burnt football with legs.
That is too too good. Wish I could rock that twice.
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Lent you my rock, ari.
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TEAMWORK : )
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Hmm, you must've gotten a hater alert for hating on kerosene or footballs.
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..or for suggesting that jesus was a tittyfucker?
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well of course he was a tittyfucker.
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Yeah, it's a well know fact that Mary Magdalene had a solid set of D cups.
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And she could give a mean footjob.
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Or...just because I'm me...and I'm a rotten bitch. Now, if you'll excuse me.
*flies off on her broomstick*
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"Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ on a cross." hahaha wtf
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These fools are proof that God doesn't exist.
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No, they're proof that evolution can skip certain people.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
Keep believing that my child.
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Dear god, they really make Brook Hogan look sexy and feminine.
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Old MTV = Music Television
New MTV = Douchebags + Reality TV
Anyone else see something wrong here?
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I see something wrong with your equation. douchebags and reality tv on mtv are synonymous with each other... so no need to add them together. Everyone on all of their shitty reality shows are douchebags.
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That's not totally true.
"The Real World" and "Road Rules" didn't all used to be douchebags.
I'd say somewhere around . . . . "Real World: Las Vegas", is when it became all about hot tubs and douchebags.
EmpTV used to have some OK people mixed in with douchebags.
Now. . .
It's a race to see who can be the biggest skank/whore/douche.
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^this^
First three seasons of the Real World and the first season of Road Rules were amazing.
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What year did those start
IMO Chicago and Las Vegas were classic
I didn't watch them that much but I thought that or something
didn't las Vegas kinda start how it is now?
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Probably before you were born, to be honest.
Chicago...got overshadowed because they were the 9/11 cast.
And Vegas was one of the catalysts for the show going down hill. Technically, the show got bad around Miami. Then Vegas hit and it was all downhill.
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Oh yeah, Miami had the threesome in the shower remember, where the Russian chick was tryin' to spy on the 3 roommates gettin' it on and ended up fallin' through the window and fuckin' it up.
HAHAHAHA!!!
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i am at a loss for words to describe how much i want to watch all of these fucks burn alive. i say we take a vlad the impaler approach to whore who want to be famous. srsly, think about that for a minute. "oh, hey your a fat stumpy ugly fucking slut? well, we can make you famous, but there is a catch. You'll only be famous while we televise you slowly dying on a giant fucking spike sticking out of the ground." " oh, but i'll be famous right?" " yes, yes you will be, and you'll serve as a valuable teaching tool as well." not only would this make great fucking television in my opinion, but would cut down on the population of stupid worthless fucktards polluting the gene pool
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Somebody needs to launch Snooki into a neutron star
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Snooki looks like an ugly little troll
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Thanks Jackson, I always appreciate when an entry brings the taste of vomit to my mouth.
Seriously, Id Rather the female sound engineer we see in a few shots, than either of these Jersey whores.
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I'm glad they dont show this shit in my country.
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LUCKY
(said like Napoleon Dynamite)
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