Kim Kardashian: Ocean Drive Magazine, January 2010
Tuesday, January 5th, 2010 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
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We haven't seen Kim since she was spotted sucking on one of those blinged-out lollipops at a New Year's Eve bash in Vegas, so I'm sure you guys will love these.
And, one correction: Eliza Dushku is on the cover of Ocean Magazine---not Ocean Drive! Not that any of you bastards actually give a shit...
Lastly, who wants a salad from Carl's Jr?
Wanna watch more vids of Kim making love to her Carl's Jr. salad? CHECK IT!
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CLEARLY no airbrushing going on... she looks like a 25 year old transvestite instead of a 45 year old transvestite.
god, she is so fat and fucking disugsting. just everything about her oozes nasty, and with the amount of semen shes ingested, id suggest her OOZING anything would call for an outbreak style quarentine... someone call Dustin Hoffman!!! wheres Cuba with the tranq gun?!?!?
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awesome comment, it's great to know that others find this ugly horse faced, heavily made up, vapid waste of space completely worthless, I wish a psycho would just massacre the whole family and get rid of them once for all.
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no gracias. who are these ppl keeping her famous? *cough cough and more importantly who the fuck wants to see her?!! she's kind of inspirational in a way... i can admire the fact that someone who does absolutely nothing with her life and does not possess even an iota of talent can make $50,000 for showing up to a club. it's sickening. she's a hustler but she doesn't deserve any of this imo. stupid camel faced cunt.
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I'd say it's quite the opposite of inspirational; proving that being a retarded whore pays off.
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yeah i was being sarcastic but she's created an empire out of it... not many ppl can be dumb as hell, vapid, conventional, talentless, marginally attractive and make as much money as she does without lifting a finger. she's accomplished a lot for being the piece of shit that she is.
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whats even funnier? shes just a doing a bad impression of paris hilton.
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What a fucking useless sluuuuuuuuuuuut. She needs to be sent back to where she came from.
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and take the rest of her shameless and without values or morals with her.
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She's hot but airbrushing is fucking retarded. I could easier jack off to a pic of KK with a pimple, than a pic that is airbrushed to the point of looking like damn cartoon.
Photographers/editors who do this must be gay and have no clue what's hot.
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But more importantly how did Reggie do last weekend?
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his 35 yards rushing and 5 yards punt retrurning REALLY helped the 7-8 panthers beat the 13-2 New Orleans Saints didnt they?
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The Panthers were actually the hottest team in the league. Too bad they didn't make into the playoffs. Oh, and the Saints are vastly overrated.
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get rid of Bush and id be rooting for NO since i really dig sean payton and im STILL confused how HE got fired for that Giants-49ers game...
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Fuck the Saints. My Dallas Cowboys are the team to beat and we're going all the way this year.
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Keep dreaming buddy... Favre with Peterson behind him wins the bowl this year. no problem. at least you picked an NFC team. AFC stands no chance this year.
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Really? Favre won't have enough arthritis pills to cure the pain that DeMarcus Ware puts on him. Consider him done. Adrian Peterson is going to fumble his way to causing the Vikings another loss.
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notice how they played half assed through the last 4 weeks? so farve could save up his energy for the last 3 games of the year.
if Homo Romo can actually get them past Philly again, and NOT fold like he always does, and they meet Minn, Ware wont stand a chance against McKinnie anyways.
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u also need to be worried more about Jared Allen ending Homo's career than what they defense might do.
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I don't see why people call Romo a homo. He's not, he fucks bad bitches all the time. Calling Favre old is the truth...he's old! Anyways, I'll give props to Allen, dude is a beast. I recognize talent. Maybe they played half assed because they really are half assed. All I know is that we haven't been scored on since that Saints game.
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Well I don't have my hopes up too high..but if Dallas plays the way they've been playing..then there's no stopping them...not even old Bret Fart, has a chance.
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LOL Had to laugh at Bret Fart
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/MundoLopez/explodingstar1.gif
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ok, let me state this 1st by saying i LOVE BRett Favre ok...
but anyone that chooses to put their hands on a dudes ass as much as an NFL QB does, theres something latently homosexual in that.
plus he looks like a metrosexual. IE Timberfag, Clooney... plus, like hes trying TOO Hard to be a "MAN", whoring around with a blonde with huge tits IDK.
hey, Farve is old, its all good... hes STILL tearing shit up at 40...
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man everybody in the NFL fucks bad bitches. except dumbasses like favre who get married. but everybody gonna get dey butts kicked by green bay. can't wait to nail old man favre to the turf
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i was a GB Fan for 20 year until they sold out Favre for the Chucker. until McCarthy and thompson are gone, i wont root for them again.
all you have to do is stop Chucking Aaron Rodgers and thats it, GB's d is so bad, if you go score for score sooner or later Aaron's chucking with get them in trouble.
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Soory Bud, the Vikings are going to light everyone up in the post season.
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they mexed her up for the miami market. ay caramba.
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What the hell is this? She looks like a painting.
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my thoughts exactly
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Dude she looks like a fucking alien. How is she remotely hot?
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Fat whore. Kim Lardassian and the rest of her trashy family are all a waste of air.
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EXACTLY...well said Some Guy.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Can we start an online petition to ban the Lardassians from everywhere, including this site?
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Yes please, where do I sign up?
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I just hope that LardASSian becomes engaged to Tila Tequila, and then nature can run its course.
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LOL!
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ahahahaha
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Dear Moe,
How about for 2010 we have no more entrys for any of the Kardashian, Lohan, Pratt, Montag, Hilton or Tequila clans.
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fallenraw speaks for a nation. :)
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third that
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and Momsen.
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Man it's bad enough Kimo looks so fake. Making her look like a cartoon puts the icing on this photos...How more fake can this get?
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Thanks for showing off your small forehead to us.
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Fugliest MoFo on the freaking alien planet. I don't understand why these fuglies are getting paid gigs and magazine covers. As an added insult to injury, their reality series on E! is getting some play and viewers. Imagine that! Fucked Up World!
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I'd toss Kim's salad any day of the week, but not Carl's Jr's.
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say what u want but i would all day every day
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I wanna know who the painter is lol
Ugly fat Bitch
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Nop, there something about this that dont make feel happy.
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Die Lardasshians DIE!!!
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I'll make the last comment...no mo Ho Mo!
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I'm sick of her posts.
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she looks like a thai tranny and I am sick of it
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who is so diluted that you'd go to Carl's Jr. and order a salad? give me a fucking break.
it would be like going to fuck Kim K without the Kim K 3 Rubber Rule being put into place.
you'd just be a god damn idiot.
i will now return to my corner to jerk off, with my 3 rubbers on, and 4 tissues.
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so damm ugly
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I'm going to break with the majority opinion. I think Kim is naturally stunning - her face is unique, exotic, and very pretty when not airbrushed to hell. I am completely addicted to their television show. Kim doesn't have a perfect body, but it's very hard for a woman to be completely free of cellulite. She has gotten very fit lately and has worked hard at her body. Sure, there have been some unflattering shots of her ass, but it's incredibly hard to get an ass of that size in shape - trust me, I KNOW.
Im not quite Team Kim, but I think she is good-hearted and I appreciate the importance of family within the Kardashian clan. She may be a complete ho, but this level of hate is a bit ridiculous.
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I'm still at a loss as to where this "complete ho" label attached to Kim arose from. No one's been able to explain it, w/o their biases coming thru loudly, to this day.
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its cause NO ONE can explain anything to you with out you THINKING their so called "bias" is coming thru.
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i will try one more time tho...
ANYONE that fucks on film for it to make MONEY and being RELEASED is a "complete whore".
how many times have we heard about said video... its amazing how BAD her acting is... its amazing how she is "playing up" to the camera for an "intended" private home movie.
she CLEARLY meant for it to be released for the public and the publicity stunt it turned into as NO ONE knew or even gave a shit about her before said video.
thats being a complete whore. and one reason, and one is enough to call her a complete whore.
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In case you didn't notice, dweeb, that wasn't a request for opinion-based factoids, especially from your brain-addled ass. Make a new years resolution and hit that Ignore User link under my name.
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like i said...
"its cause NO ONE can explain anything to you with out you THINKING their so called "bias" is coming thru."
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"Make a new years resolution and hit that Ignore User link under my name."
ok. ill do that.... when you make a new years resolution to not be the most ignorant, retarded, piece of shit on this website... actually i need to apologize. it wasnt nice to compare a piece of shit to Goliano. a piece of shit is clearly more intelligent. im sorry to all shit world wide that took offense to being compared ti goliano.
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Don't concern yourself with what I am, cuz what you think doesn't matter to me one iota. Have a good existence, now.
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im just confused how you DONT realize your ignorant?
you say to me...
"In case you didn't notice, dweeb, that wasn't a request for opinion-based factoids, especially from your brain-addled ass"
but then go on to explain what YOU think a HO is...
last time i checked, that IS an opinionated definition topic,. as you ask SOME PEOPLE, that anyone that has premarital sex is a ho..
so my question is, what makes you GOD and the END ALL BE ALL of an OPINIONATED defined word?
and THATS why your ignorant. i might be a complete asshole, but at least im not ignorant or arrogant enough to think that EVERYONE should have to take what i say as god.
and sorry i couldnt respond last night buddy... i was u know, actually hanging out with a REAL LIFE Female... not rubbing off my dick to pictures of a transvestite. which we all know is your life outside your job. to each their own but figured id give you an apology since i couldnt respond last night.
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*mute*
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She let someone pee on her, and allowed that to be videotaped, then permitted the release of said video to promote herself (like her then friend p. hilton). That is a ho. But, again, I respect her for being a wily ho, I suppose.
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No, a ho has multiple overlapping sexual partners. What you described is a freelance porn actress with one movie to her name who employed her then current boyfriend as her sex interest.
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"that wasn't a request for opinion-based factoids, especially from your brain-addled ass"
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LOL! Troll Lesson #17: Never let your opponent know they've won.
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too late buddy, id suggest your ignorant hypocritical "opinionated" comment about my defintion, than to go and proceed to make an opinionated definition comment proves who won and who knows it. so you didnt need to tell me. i already knew i did.
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Phil: "ANYONE that fucks on film for it to make MONEY and being RELEASED is a "complete whore""
Goliano: "In case you didn't notice, dweeb, that wasn't a request for opinion-based factoids, especially from your brain-addled ass."
Goliano: (in RE: to kimberlyesq comment) "No, a ho has multiple overlapping sexual partners"
heres an "official" definition...
1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.
and the intrv's
whored, whor·ing, whores
1. To associate or have sexual relations with prostitutes or a prostitute.
2. To accept payment in exchange for sexual relations.
3. To compromise one's principles for personal gain.
now whose comment is CLOSER to the real definition?
Goliano: "No, a ho has multiple overlapping sexual partners."
Phil: "ANYONE that fucks on film for it to make MONEY and being RELEASED is a "complete whore".
"she CLEARLY meant for it to be released for the public and the publicity stunt it turned into as NO ONE knew or even gave a shit about her before said video.
thats being a complete whore. and one reason, and one is enough to call her a complete whore."
i believe the OFFICIAL definition says NOTHING about...
"multiple overlapping partners"
yet CLEARLY #2 and #3 in BOTH fit what i said...
oh and cause "i like to make shit up..."
heres a LINK to the site...
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/whore
and heres Merriam-Webster... or maybe Merriam Webster isnt enough of an EXPERT on teh subject of "Words" and "definitions" for Goliano...
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whore
id suggest that "venal and unscrupulous" is a fancy way to say compromised values for personal gain.
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