Marisa Miller Friends Spice Up UK GQ Magazine, March 2010
Friday, February 26th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: GQ Magazine, UKAs with other times when we feature hot chicks, we'll do a poll to figure out who's hottest. Wisdom of crowds always works, damn it!
Before voting, please carefully review the pics below...






















GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I went with Tiiu, never heard of her before, never seen her before, but there is something about her that just grabs me.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Michelle Alves looks amazing, who in the world is Tiiu?, Marissa's face doesn't look like her that much, and that is one of the Top 10 worst tattoos ever..Sabor Latino jeez
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Tiiu Kuik is a really successful catwalk and editorial model
http://www.supermodels.nl/tiiukuik
I like her! She is different!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Very unique looking. I really dig her. Very hard choice between Buswell and her.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Thank you I feel very informed now :)
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
:)
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
i didn't know marisa millers ass was so spectacular
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Marissa is so overrated.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Marissa is so overrated.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
they're all so much hotter than marissa, it looks like they went photoshop crazy on marissas face, tiiu for the win!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Marissa Miller is the ugliest and Liliana Dominguez is the trashiest.
My rankings:
1. Michelle Buswell
2. Tiiu
3. Maja Latinovic
4. Michelle Alves
BIG GAP
5. Liliana Dominguez. Is a trashy slut. Might actually fuck me if I buy her a drink
GIANT GAP THE SIZE OF SIXTEEN GALAXIES
6. Marissa Miller. Sun damage is a bitch.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
LMAO
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
so evil one are you gonna buy her a drink ??? ;)
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
The only thing I like about Marissa is her name. One my favorite names. Anyways, even though you can't judge a girl on one picture, i'll go with Michelle Alves on this one.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Dominguez looks like a tranny and that tattoo is atrocious.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Marisa Miller is number one of course followed by that Tiiu chick or whatever her name is.
The others as LL likes to say are busted in my opinion, especially the one with the nasty tattoo above her crotch.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
hahaha i think michelle alves is beautiful!! i love marisa's name, personality and body of course. her ass looks spectacular!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
If I ever had a daughter I always said I would name her Marissa with 2 s'es or is that eses? Oh well. lol
The most beautiful girl in middle school when I was younger was named Marissa and every other Marissa I have ever met was gorgeous also.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I'll just wait until everyone decides who the rotten apple of the bunch is and I'll take her, lol...
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
The best thing about this entry is Moe's "please carefully review" haha was this note really necessary?
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
well, this is most important question we'll have on this site/this year. ;)
hey hula ! :)
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
aw :) I just thought it was funny because they're so gorgeous
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Marissa's hair and face in this look like it's a crappy photoshoot from the 70's (and not good 70's like Rolling Stones 70's). Shitty hair/makeup.
I went with Tiiu : )
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Michelle Alves





maja latinovic
Liliana
Buswell
Tiiu
marissas not worthy enough for a google search :-)
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
after seeing these i had to vote for Tiiu but that Mya chick is MURDERING everyone else
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
never mind, Marrissa is the one murdering everyone else in the poll. so nobody is confused, i dont think that mya chick is attractive. now hate
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
She's better looking than Cheryl Tweedy. ;)
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
ugh ;) theres no new pics i can find of her worth posting so ill post this behind the scenes video of her new single...it proves my point just the same :D
part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddyZCxUjLVs&feature=related
part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQKShfCMwOk
part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0OqOmF51vU&feature=related
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I take back what I said about Michelle. She's not attractive afterall.
Mya Latinovic FTW!! She's gorgeous.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Leave it to the Serbs to be the most attractive!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
yeah, I am surprised to see Michelle Alves looking rather plain (and borderline ugly) without the hair/make up done. If I had to choose, I'd go with Mya.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
agree!
Maja is beautiful.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Marisa is hot as hell, as usual and I really really like Michelle Alves. Who cares about the rest?
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
WAIT! I changed my mind. I do care about the rest...Mya Latinovic in particular. WHo is she??????? i need to see more pics of her! She is hot and exotic looking.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
hmm i have no idea who the others are and the main reason i know of miller is because she's on this site pretty regularly. hmm....
so without knowing what the other look like can i just vote for the one with the most tattoos...
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
WANNA KNOW WHY I LIKE MARISSA MILLER? BECAUSE SHE SHOWED HER TITS NICE AND EARLY!! FULL ON TITTY SHOTS IN PERFECT 10 MAGAZINE. NO BULLSHIT ABOUT HIDING THOSE PUPPIES! SO YOU KNOW HER FACE IS A BIT BUSTED BUT I FORGIVE HER!!!
I THINK MY BONER BROKE MY CAPS LOCK!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
model friday here, well that's far better than some fridays have been here....Marissa yes
Michele Alves, is she related to Camila Alves who was a model before Matthew McConaughey turned her into a baby machine?
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Liliana...........MY GOD how sexy is that fucking tat!!!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I hate that fucking tat....used and abused shit.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
everybody vote for ellie mae....errrr melissa.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
*ha ha*
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
WOW marisa has more votes than all the others combined at this point....I really wonder if many of those voters actually even looked at the lesser known other women.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I did, and only 2 of the other women were worth my attention. Marisa >>>> Mya Latinovic > Michelle Alves. Mya is smoking hot, but I need to see more pictures of her before I can decide whether she is hotter than Marisa or not.
But even so, its hard to choose anyone other than Marisa... her curves are hypnotizing.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
ok, so i went with marisa miller, but looked through all the other pictures first. i didn't choose her because she's the most well-known model, but i just think her pic was the hottest. her face looks better than usual and looks a bit like jessica simpson (who i think is super hot when she's in shape). plus her ass is amazing in that shot
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Fuck those other bitches.
I will give Liliana Dominguez my demon seed, no questions asked
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I don't really dig these fashion models but I think Marissa looked the best in these crappy pics. That Liliana looks like a 2 dollar TJ whore and the others look like crack whores so Marissa is downright wholesome looking here.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
'That Liliana looks like a 2 dollar TJ whore'
$2 can buy you that. what part of town is this spangly ??? ;)
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Yeah Spangly, which part of town is this?
I have exactly $4 in my pockets, that enough for two TJ whores. YAY!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Never heard of Mja Latinovic, but she's fucking sexy sweet and nice too!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
do we have a team mja at the bastardly nation now ????
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Meh, all of them. Marisa's ass looks better than other girl's faces.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
lol Leni, you aint pulling no punches.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I meant other girls' faces but yeah, I don't like any of them. Marissa would be hot if her skin wasn't so damaged.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Oh I got what you ment, hence why it was funny
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
LMAO. we are vibing again Leni! I am not kidding that that is exactly what I thought!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
hmm your novice didn't vote marisa leni. insert evil grin. :)
and not really caring about marisa ass either. i can pull punches too. ha ha ha....
if these are the choices i voted mya.
maybe that's just my sun damaged brain speaking. ha ha...
i know you're gonna say i voted against marisa because she's blonde. ;)
ha ha
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Marissa's face has been photoshopped; it's so obvious. Anyways, my vote goes to her, though. Look at that ass
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Marissa's face looks haggard. Her body is amazing, best ass ever! But that face.. not so much. Sometimes she looks like a truck stop whore
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
oh, i voted Maja. to me her and Tiuu are the most beautiful.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
hmmm... why is lindsay lohan mysteriously missing from the choices...
just kidding, while mya is the most attractive, i'd have to go with the latina with the pussy tat... i need some skankage whilst i poke the stankage...
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
lindsay/lindsay/lindsay... ;)
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
it's a joke... why would lindsay lohan be in the UK GQ... isn't that a sophisticated black guy with a british accent mag... ;)?
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I'm sure if you find again, you can find more beautiful models than them..
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!