Marisa Miller vs Olivia Munn: The Beach Bowl Babes Matchup
Sunday, February 7th, 2010 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by Moe

These were all snapped at Direct TV's 4th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl on Miami Beach. And I must admit, this is by far one of the hardest matchups in recent history, so good luck in placing your vote...
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It's Miller time.
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This looks like the beginning of a real good day.
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This one is washed up, no matter how you dress her up.
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look at how that bastard watches marissa!
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totally two different type of woman. not compareable.
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agreed, and I like both, can't choose.
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Yeah, it's really hard to compare but I like them both. Bring them to meeee!!!
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don't you dare spank or pad olivia!!
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I choose the Munnster.
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Munn!!
why is Miller leading??? :@@
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i knowwww thats what i was thinking! its a blonde vs brunette race
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haha well I do like both.. I just love Olivia Munn alot more, she has the personality as well.
Plus Marisa kinda has a granny face, nice body tho.
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Marisa all the way...two totally differant levels of hotness
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Olivia does it for me.
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How can you deny this sexy, funny great woman your vote?


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yea, okay I might have deserved that hate :D
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No you didnt, gave you another rock to help with the balance.
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haha okay, thank you then ;)
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I know Sandra, I know. Olivia is the one.
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The only reason she wont get my vote is the same reason she wasn't naked in Playboy. She doesn't love or give a shit about me, i liked her even though her crooked smile, and beady eyes, and oval face don't appeal to me 100% and sure her ass isn't the roundest in the world, but it's nice. But she still didn't have to e an asshole and maxim up the "Last Stand" of Male Magazines. Fuck Olivia Munn, fucking bitch! Though she'll probably get my vote anyway, since she's hotter than Marissa by a long shot.
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I can't choose, this is more like a Lesbian Sex Fantasy. I'd love to be the meat in that sammitch.
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ideal would be marisas body olivias face and personality ..and u have the perfect hybrid :-)
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new from the makers of real doll... ;)
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Have to go with Marisa. Can't get into Olivia wearing those stupid sock things (nice ass though).
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I have a friend that looks kinda like Olivia...who I'd bang the hell out of.
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what a second j-sin said he has an upstairs neighbor that looks like alyson michalka and you have a friend that looks like olivia munn.
wow...you guys don't even have to go to the malls. ;)
anyway, anyone else has friend/neighbor that looks like a celeb.
and yes i wish all of you luck in the hoping things go hormonal dept. :)
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My neighbor was in Playboy twice last year which might be better than a neighbor that looks like a celebrity, and she has a twin sister:)
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Where do you live because I need to meet your neighbor.
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angus, i don't know that sounds good but i think malls have made me jaded. ;)
'the people living next door/look so fine/ i'd like to live their life/instead of mine' ;)
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marissa's body is fanstastic but i think she needs to put on 2-3 kilos
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maybe the winner is direct tv... ;)
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Ha...I agree..althought I have dishnet..this two are really making the money...poor cable, they might just go out of business..
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cable might be saved by their phone/cable/internet package...i think they have to be doing some business or holding on to some costumers because of that...
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Your're right Moe..very hard match to choose...cause they both look like shit...(Ha..here come's the haters)Yeh cause one is ugly while the other looks like a broomstick with an ass....so no I can't choose..you should've had a button that said Neither...
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mundo, it's cool. you've given enough praise towards which ever females that if you're not wowed by these two/whomever is gonna have to just accept it.
plus your comment was funny too. :)
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I feel a bit that way too Mundo.
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I'll have to go with Marissa. I've seen her boobs... they are real and they're spectacular!
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Like a game of Marry, Fuck, Kill.
anyways GO TEAM MUNN!!
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who gets killed ???
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That dude who is hugging on them in a few shots, bastard.
Dey tuk er jeobs!!
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Dey turk ur jeorbs!!!
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Munn is hot as hell.
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you can tell kellan lutz wants some of the miller by the way he's eying her...
oh and ill go with miller just because her butt looks good here.
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you can't compare apples to oranges. there's no way in hell i could choose... marissa has THE body and has a really chill down to earth personality while olivia is exotic (tan, freckles, eyes) and is a nerd, just like me! :)
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Munn has that swagger, lol.
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i wish i was in miami right now...but they both look really good though so i cant choose...and under armour is the shit!
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Olivia looks juicier and I love the thigh highs.
Who's the guy?
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Same here, i'm a thigh high fanatic. Girls in thigh highs are SUPER SEXY!!! But I think the guy is the dude from the Twilight series.
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Kellan Lutz, who I am sure was setting up one of the best 3somes ever.
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Oh! He looks better here. Maybe it's cuz he's wearing a cap. Anyways, those two look like they're circling him like a bunch of wild animals. Not that he's complaining!
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hmm, i'm complaining. ;)
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OLIVIA!!!
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KELLLANNN has my vote lol. damnnn itt i love himm. tall sexy and handsome perfectooo. as for the chicas... marisa miller= pure sex appeal.. i do love olivias eyes thoughh and dark features
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GO Saints!!!
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I do like the way Olivia makes that little outfit look...yummy stuff there
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if it was marisa in top shape, maybe she'd win, but she looks too skinny here. then again, we never see her with normal women, so she probably looks super skinny all the time. munn wins because she's exotic and i love thigh highs in any form.
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They are both so beautiful!
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Both of them are very nice on the eye but i have to go with Marisa Miller
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Marissa looks teeny tiny! Olivia is a slim girl, but Marissa is taller and has a slighter frame. I think Marissa's body still looks great--as long as she doesn't lose another pound!
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I'd have to go with Olivia, but OMG look at those tooshies.
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Marisa's ass is so hot it'll make you faint...
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Cannot decide who is hotter.
I think my imaginary marriage to Olivia Munn would last much longer, so I'll go with that.
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None of them.
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marisa miller, i can't vote for olivia munn for the playboy in a turtleneck thing so she would lose to anyone
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Marisa has a nicer body, Munn is way cooler + body aint bad... gotta go with the Munn
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WOW, weggies are now considered SEXY because of Munn!
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FUCK YOU!!! I'M NOT CHOOSING!!! i want both. why is there not an all of the above option?
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Munn is better looking all around. Miller only really looks good modeling.
In real life, she's too skinny and kinda has the Kurt Russell face.
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the best matchups are the tough ones. i voted miller because i love white girls more than i love asian girls. its a method of survival, not too many asian girls round my neck of the woods but theres an overload of white girls.
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To be fair, if you're from a place with that little diversity, the White girls are often more than likely of the "heavy-set" variety, right?
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lmao my city has diversity in spades. Peurto Rican, Portuguese, Cape Verdean, Black, White, Dominican, Haitian, Mexican, and for real throughout all my school years there were maybe a handful of Asian kids. its America, finding a heavy set Caucasian person isn't exactly like finding a needle in a hay stack...
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LMAO!!!
I thought you were saying you were from like Alabama or something.
My bad
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lmao i dont know why i said neck of the woods :P
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