Marisa Miller vs Olivia Munn: The Beach Bowl Babes Matchup


These were all snapped at Direct TV's 4th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl on Miami Beach. And I must admit, this is by far one of the hardest matchups in recent history, so good luck in placing your vote...



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It's Miller time.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 6:27am
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This looks like the beginning of a real good day.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 6:55am
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This one is washed up, no matter how you dress her up.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 6:59am
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look at how that bastard watches marissa!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 6:59am
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totally two different type of woman. not compareable.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 7:32am
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agreed, and I like both, can't choose.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 10:11am
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Yeah, it's really hard to compare but I like them both. Bring them to meeee!!!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:37pm
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don't you dare spank or pad olivia!!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 4:32pm
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I choose the Munnster.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 7:37am
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Munn!!
why is Miller leading??? :@@

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 7:40am
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i knowwww thats what i was thinking! its a blonde vs brunette race

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 7:46am
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haha well I do like both.. I just love Olivia Munn alot more, she has the personality as well.
Plus Marisa kinda has a granny face, nice body tho.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 10:47am
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Marisa all the way...two totally differant levels of hotness

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 10:26am
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Olivia does it for me.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 10:35am
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How can you deny this sexy, funny great woman your vote?
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Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 10:44am
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yea, okay I might have deserved that hate :D

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:10pm
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No you didnt, gave you another rock to help with the balance.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:13pm
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haha okay, thank you then ;)

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:20pm
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I know Sandra, I know. Olivia is the one.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 11:08pm
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The only reason she wont get my vote is the same reason she wasn't naked in Playboy. She doesn't love or give a shit about me, i liked her even though her crooked smile, and beady eyes, and oval face don't appeal to me 100% and sure her ass isn't the roundest in the world, but it's nice. But she still didn't have to e an asshole and maxim up the "Last Stand" of Male Magazines. Fuck Olivia Munn, fucking bitch! Though she'll probably get my vote anyway, since she's hotter than Marissa by a long shot.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 4:15am
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I can't choose, this is more like a Lesbian Sex Fantasy. I'd love to be the meat in that sammitch.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 11:22am
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ideal would be marisas body olivias face and personality ..and u have the perfect hybrid :-)

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 11:29am
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new from the makers of real doll... ;)

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 8:45pm
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Have to go with Marisa. Can't get into Olivia wearing those stupid sock things (nice ass though).

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 11:39am
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I have a friend that looks kinda like Olivia...who I'd bang the hell out of.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 11:45am
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what a second j-sin said he has an upstairs neighbor that looks like alyson michalka and you have a friend that looks like olivia munn.

wow...you guys don't even have to go to the malls. ;)

anyway, anyone else has friend/neighbor that looks like a celeb.

and yes i wish all of you luck in the hoping things go hormonal dept. :)

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:30pm
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My neighbor was in Playboy twice last year which might be better than a neighbor that looks like a celebrity, and she has a twin sister:)

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:36pm
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Where do you live because I need to meet your neighbor.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:38pm
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angus, i don't know that sounds good but i think malls have made me jaded. ;)

'the people living next door/look so fine/ i'd like to live their life/instead of mine' ;)

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 8:44pm
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marissa's body is fanstastic but i think she needs to put on 2-3 kilos

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 12:44pm
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maybe the winner is direct tv... ;)

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 12:51pm
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Ha...I agree..althought I have dishnet..this two are really making the money...poor cable, they might just go out of business..

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:03pm
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cable might be saved by their phone/cable/internet package...i think they have to be doing some business or holding on to some costumers because of that...

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:41pm
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Your're right Moe..very hard match to choose...cause they both look like shit...(Ha..here come's the haters)Yeh cause one is ugly while the other looks like a broomstick with an ass....so no I can't choose..you should've had a button that said Neither...

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 12:54pm
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mundo, it's cool. you've given enough praise towards which ever females that if you're not wowed by these two/whomever is gonna have to just accept it.

plus your comment was funny too. :)

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:04pm
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I feel a bit that way too Mundo.

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 8:32am
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I'll have to go with Marissa. I've seen her boobs... they are real and they're spectacular!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 12:59pm
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Like a game of Marry, Fuck, Kill.

anyways GO TEAM MUNN!!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:07pm
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who gets killed ???

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:36pm
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That dude who is hugging on them in a few shots, bastard.

Dey tuk er jeobs!!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:35pm
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Dey turk ur jeorbs!!!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 4:35pm
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Munn is hot as hell.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:33pm
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you can tell kellan lutz wants some of the miller by the way he's eying her...

oh and ill go with miller just because her butt looks good here.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:47pm
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you can't compare apples to oranges. there's no way in hell i could choose... marissa has THE body and has a really chill down to earth personality while olivia is exotic (tan, freckles, eyes) and is a nerd, just like me! :)

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:48pm
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Munn has that swagger, lol.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:37pm
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i wish i was in miami right now...but they both look really good though so i cant choose...and under armour is the shit!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 2:59pm
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Olivia looks juicier and I love the thigh highs.
Who's the guy?

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:14pm
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Same here, i'm a thigh high fanatic. Girls in thigh highs are SUPER SEXY!!! But I think the guy is the dude from the Twilight series.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:40pm
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Kellan Lutz, who I am sure was setting up one of the best 3somes ever.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 5:22pm
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Oh! He looks better here. Maybe it's cuz he's wearing a cap. Anyways, those two look like they're circling him like a bunch of wild animals. Not that he's complaining!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 7:46pm
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hmm, i'm complaining. ;)

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 8:48pm
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OLIVIA!!!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:49pm
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KELLLANNN has my vote lol. damnnn itt i love himm. tall sexy and handsome perfectooo. as for the chicas... marisa miller= pure sex appeal.. i do love olivias eyes thoughh and dark features

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:59pm
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GO Saints!!!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 4:31pm
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I do like the way Olivia makes that little outfit look...yummy stuff there

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 7:25pm
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if it was marisa in top shape, maybe she'd win, but she looks too skinny here. then again, we never see her with normal women, so she probably looks super skinny all the time. munn wins because she's exotic and i love thigh highs in any form.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 9:49pm
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They are both so beautiful!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 10:12pm
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Both of them are very nice on the eye but i have to go with Marisa Miller

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 10:37pm
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Marissa looks teeny tiny! Olivia is a slim girl, but Marissa is taller and has a slighter frame. I think Marissa's body still looks great--as long as she doesn't lose another pound!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 10:56pm
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I'd have to go with Olivia, but OMG look at those tooshies.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 11:51pm
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Marisa's ass is so hot it'll make you faint...

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 12:04am
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Cannot decide who is hotter.
I think my imaginary marriage to Olivia Munn would last much longer, so I'll go with that.

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 1:01am
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None of them.

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 1:21am
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marisa miller, i can't vote for olivia munn for the playboy in a turtleneck thing so she would lose to anyone

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 1:27am
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Marisa has a nicer body, Munn is way cooler + body aint bad... gotta go with the Munn

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 5:40am
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WOW, weggies are now considered SEXY because of Munn!

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 12:00pm
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FUCK YOU!!! I'M NOT CHOOSING!!! i want both. why is there not an all of the above option?

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 1:59pm
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Munn is better looking all around. Miller only really looks good modeling.

In real life, she's too skinny and kinda has the Kurt Russell face.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:47am
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the best matchups are the tough ones. i voted miller because i love white girls more than i love asian girls. its a method of survival, not too many asian girls round my neck of the woods but theres an overload of white girls.

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 @ 3:55pm
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To be fair, if you're from a place with that little diversity, the White girls are often more than likely of the "heavy-set" variety, right?

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 @ 10:32pm
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lmao my city has diversity in spades. Peurto Rican, Portuguese, Cape Verdean, Black, White, Dominican, Haitian, Mexican, and for real throughout all my school years there were maybe a handful of Asian kids. its America, finding a heavy set Caucasian person isn't exactly like finding a needle in a hay stack...

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 10:00am
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LMAO!!!

I thought you were saying you were from like Alabama or something.

My bad

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 12:01am
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lmao i dont know why i said neck of the woods :P

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 12:08am
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