Matchup: Hayden Panettiere & Michelle Rodriguez @ 2010 World Music Awards
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped at the 2010 World Music Awards held at the Sporting Club in Monte Carlo, Monaco.
Hayden & Michelle were hanging out all night, so I'm kinda curious whether Hayden's 14-year senior boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko wanted some threesome action with Michelle Rodriguez, who's rumored to swing both ways? Hey, it's possible, damn it!
Let's admit it, all parties involved are pretty damn freaky...
1. Hayden - She's a 20-year old who likes gigantic 34 year old men. We'll stop there.
2. Wladimir - He's a 34-year old boxer who has a fetish for really small, young chicks. We'll stop there.
3. Michelle - She's long been rumored to be a freak; at times lesbo & at other times straight, but always drunk.
So, we'll proceed with two polls:

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That being said, I think Michelle will destroy in this poll because Hayden is an evil little troll.
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for some reason Hayden reminds me of Hilary Clinton w/ this new haircut...which is never a good thing.
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Michelle wins both polls...unless freakier is to be taken in the literal sense, in which the fact that Hayden is a stumpy bitch who dates a gigantic freak then I guess she wins it. Having said all of that, they both looks very do-able.
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Let's examine the term "FREAKY" perhaps this is more in regard to her choice of men......???
Wladimir Klitschko

But then, Michelle was dating.....
Kristanna Loken,
So what is more freaky, Dating a 7' tall wookie, or .....
do the math.
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Hayden is back to being blond and looking decent but its Michelle all the way. spiked louboutins anyone? OW!!!
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I'll take...Hayden's Louboutins from her. Bitch doesn't deserve 'em.
Michelle can keep hers. They suit her personality.
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you wont take michelle's because she would beat you up
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No. She wouldn't. She'd probably share them.
I am cute and I have a pierced tongue.
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Hehe, that's all????
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...and I'm flexible and I have a wide assortment of costumes...
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DAMN. I like both of them. They are both freaks, no doubt.
I bet Michelle is suggesting in that photo (pg.2, pic 4), where she is whispering in her ear "does dat big Ukranian f**k you up the ass? If not - I got a big black strap-on in my hotel like that mic.....I can make it happen".....
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I like how you think. I was thinking something along that line too. I know that Michelle would have a strap on. And I think our little Oompha Loompha has a really freaky side to her. A sex tape of those two would be worth the hype and the money.
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throw in Pink and it would be an awsome 3some
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oh fuck yes! The big dumb Russian could film it while he stayed out of it.
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I would let Michelle Rodriguez kick my ass in bed if she was in the mood for some dick.
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michelle actually looks kinda hot in that dress.
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she does, I dig her body alot.
On the other hand, I dig nothing about Hayden.
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Hayden of course. i'd fuck her so gently.
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they actually do look like they are going to get it on ...
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I'll take Michelle in the black dress. I find her sexy for some reason.
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neither are bad but you wouldn't throw a hot girl to side for either of them, if u swing both ways i think u automatically have to be freakier then a 20 year old who dates a guy who has to be celibate 1/2 the year due to training camps
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that was brilliant skilligan. :)
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Keeriste- how can ANYONE pick the Hayden-troll???
I'll never get this taste of bile out of my mouth...
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Hayden, in these pictures looks scary small and has a huge head, this time no
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I'd take either one...I'm not picky...as far as Hayden is concern, just tie the big ape down for me...
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I think Hayden's the bigger freak, but I find Michelle sexier.
I don't know. Michelle Rodriguez almost comes off as asexual at times, whereas I could picture Hayden being a real down and dirty type who hides behind the whole cute thing.
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asexual is the new sexy... ;)
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You do realize that's an oxymoron, right?
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I said AT TIMES.
When she's not asexual, she's this really sexy tough chick, like she was in "Fast & Furious" or "Resident Evil".
It's feast or famine with her.
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Not their fan but if I have to pick it'll be Michelle Rodriguez.
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My god I'm gonna be so tired after being excused so much but checking out Michelle's legs I can't help it. Time for a 32 oz. Powerade.
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Michelle
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