Matchup: Kelly Brook vs Ashley Tisdale Both Wearing Rebel Yell!
Friday, August 20th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Ashley Tisdale: Bauer-Griffin; Kelly Brook: Splash News OnlineI understand this is a cruel-cruel matchup, but it was the only way we could post both chicks at the same time.
Kelly Brook: Spotted earlier today walking around Beverly Hills with a friend. I don't know about you bastards, but I think she looks hotter here than she did on the "Piranha 3D" red carpet.
Ashley Tisdale: These were snapped earlier today in Vancouver as Ashley left the gym following a workout. She using her Blackberry to hide from the camera.
Both ladies are wearing Rebel Yell tees (Kitson) & Ash is carrying a pimped out Alexander Wang bag (Oak NYC). I can't believe she uses that as her gym bag...
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Matchup: Brittany Snow vs Ashley Tisdale @ Miss Golden Globe Event
- Out & About Catwalks: Kelly Brook, Rooney Mara & Others
- Vanessa Hudgens vs Ashley Tisdale: HSM 3 Premiere in London
- Ashley Tisdale & Vanessa Hudgens @ Elton John's Oscar Party
- Vanessa Hudgens vs. Ashley Tisdale - The Bastardly High School Musical Matchup






















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pfff this isn't even fair haha
yes kelly looks 1,000,000 times hotter here than with the overdone make-up from the premiere, it's good no
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This is the equivalent of a soccer match between Spain and North Korea, C'mon Moe! it is not even a fair fight. :)
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+53
BRAVO!
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Gracias cariño ;)
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De nada cielito ;)
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HA
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Kelly needs to learn to wear clothes. I think Ashley is U-G-L-Y, but at least she is showing some skin, and wearing low wasited pants.
Kelly has on high pants and a long shirt, the way she is wearing the clothes does nothing for me.
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Whoa! This matchup hits home for me personally
It's like (one of) the Highest on my list vs the lowest on my list (of all the women in the world).
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haha what a coincidence! so who's the highest ranked??
I kiddd
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Probably some Latina
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probably most certainly, and we have the same taste in women btw
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That's good to know :)
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Headliner, I thought you were the biggest lover-dover on the site. You'd approve of anyone :)
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Anyone except Tisdale I guess lol
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*boo hiss* ;)
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The Headliner, would it help if ashley said she was a latina ??? ;)
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The Headliner,what's happened to you. what happened to the guy that used to the biggest lover-dover ever ???
what happened man ??? you said you'd never change and that you'd never sell out ??? but coming this this and being exposed to pics of 'hot females' and man it's like i never knew you... ;)
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I don't think so, man I don't know if anything can be done
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This isn't fair at all.
How can you compare a high school musical teen to a sexy woman like Kelly Brook..
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leave the age/occupations out, ashley is fugly and kelly is gorgeous plain and simple
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a no-brainer
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Well, one is a voluptuous grown woman. The other is of questionable gender. Pretty easy choice if you ask me.
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haha questionable gender
could it be questionable species too (dog?)
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I'd feel bad if Tisdale was a dog. She would never be adopted, subjected to a life at the shelter.
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wow I can't top that
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id adopt her.
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aw I rocked your comment (even if you gave me a hater alert) bc you are THE most loyal fan ever, that's awesome
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if it makes you feel better, dont worry... ill give EVERYONE that gives her any sort of positive comment a hater alert LOL
:)
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haha I'd do the same thing, variety is the spice of life noo? ;)
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yes LOL... it is.
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Bravo! you really hate her from the bottom of your heart...
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great gif from a great movie.
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Hey, it could have been worse. Moe could have been a Matchup between Kes$a and Kelly
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no no better (worse?) yet, Kelly and the fat lump with hair from Jersey Shore I forget her nickname
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LMFAO... theres 2 now...
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i'd love to see kesha in a match up !!!! :)
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theres no questions here. Kelly Brook is a beast.
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who on earth are the 11 people who voted for ashely
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Herself, her mom, her dad, her sister, her brother and few cast members of high school musical
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Tisdale by FAR. at least shes doesnt need fucking photoshop and airbrushing and all sorts of fucking dressing tricks to look "good"
tisdale is hotter by far.
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Oh Phil.
Disclaimer: Comments degrading Ashley Tisdale are in no way a personal attack on Mr. McCracken and/or his love for tranny Disney stars.
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LOL see i "get" that. you dont prefer either LOL.
unlike a good amount of people i "get" to each his own... your still cool even with all the tisdale/favre hating going on LMAO
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favre hating?!?!?!?
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Whatever you do, don't read Phil's guestbook. Or my diary.
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LMFAO be glad she dont have twitter... but in all fairness it wasnt YOU saying IT LOL
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wordap!
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Phillip, I know a great Doctor for LASIK surgery in Dallas that is running a special and giving 2K off. 20-20 vision or your money back, after the small surgery you will see things like the rest of us, just trying to help.
Cheers
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LMFAO!
thats great.
why waste THAT much money on helping me out?
we can do it 2 fold buddy. hres a better, and way cheaper idea!
you can see kelly how i see her... and i can see kelly how YOU see her... when you allow me to borrow your rose colored glasses with which your looking at kelly thru!
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dude the survey is 88% - 12% at this point, we don't have rose colored glasses to see Kelly the way she is.
I'll be honest with you and tell you that if I had a shot at Ashley I'd take it, I like her ass but she would be invisible next to Kelly
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wow its obvious your taste in woman is in your buttcrack.. i guess you think shit taste great aswell lol
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just ashley tisdales.
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very disturbing... lol
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the beauty and the beast!!
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already used this reference with kelly the other day.
ashley DOES look like a princess tho.
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of course Kelly wins by a hundred thousand trillion, but i still wouldn't mind being caught in the middle of both of them!
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they are two differant flavors..one: i wish i could bone..the other: i know i could bone
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u must be a movie producer. with the amount of talent Kelly has, thats how shes getting into movies. by fucking anyone and everyone. good luck!
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haha
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not even close, and kelly isn't even looking her best here.
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As Leni always says, Kelly can't dress herself very well. But she is waaay hotter than Ashley. Kelly is in a different league.
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ill choose ashley just because she has less cellulite.
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asshole you don't have a idea!!!
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ok love.
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*spank*
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"harder please"
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this is why we need Dirty alert. Haha..
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and the guy in pic 3.2 looks like mundo.
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You mean this one?

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win! yessir.
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return of the man !!!! :)
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lol put Kelly in a fucking trash bag and she's still so much more attractive than Ashley Tisdale.
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Roll her in shit toss her in sprinkles and shave her head off STILL HOTTER then that little swamp rat Tisdale
Even her name is unattractive wtf is a Tisdales?.. sounds like a brand of tuna to me.
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Cmon Moe..what kinda junk are you smoking man? This is no contest...
It's like asking me who I like better, Amy Winehouse or Cheryl Tweety...
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Not even close
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WTF, who'd vote for Ashley Tisdale over Kelly Brooks. Yo, dawgs & bitches, that ain't even fair. Ashley is so average and un-sexy and Kelly is on a whole 'nother level. It's like comparing a Sea Hag to a Princess (not English).
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THE UGLY Vs THE BEAUTIFUL more like it
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Kelly >>>>>>>>>>> other women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tisdale
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this is a slaughter, clearly this was to drive home that Moe HATES tisdale, i don't blame him, she is even my least favorite tisdale after the late wayman
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Tisdaleton. I'm far beyond bored of Kelly by now. Fook it. This bastard San Miguel makes my heart bleed anyway. There you go Phil.
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Wow, Phil you made +80 alt accounts just for the poll?
:P
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IMO, totally unfair contest, Kelly wins by miles.
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LMFAO... mad fucking accounts!!!
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ashley wins. she was more of the things in her arsenal someone going to their car has in moej photos.
she has starbucks/a purse/a cellphone. all that's missing is sunglasses/visible car keys. tisadle wins... ;)
oh and any feedback on kelly's shoes ??? interesting yes ???
and did she really work out in those ear rings ??? really ???
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*cheers*
thanks... :)
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also do any female on this site wear rebel yell or have an opinion on this brand ?? come on...speak. :)
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Leni likes them...

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i don't know how to react to this.....
lol
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sold... ;)
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nice quick rendering job mundo lol
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lol, Mundo, I was looking at the picture thinking "hmmm, that girls has MY nose" ahahha, good job! But why dirty alerts???
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..that pic gets the "dirty" cause of the dirty things that pic may or may not maybe made some of us basement dwelling pervs think of.
Just guessing....
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I wanna know who the 126 people that voted for Ashley is..So I can recommend them to an eye doctor.
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well i was one of them.
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i voted 3 times since im awesome.
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Some people see the world through confusia glasses, its a tragic disease but very recognizable. this match up is a good indication on who has the disease in its late stages.... so 126 souls are doomed..
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Um, Moe, get the remote away from your wife/girlfriend/mother and click over to Walker Texas Ranger, SpikeTV or something. And do it quickly.
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haha. it's all those fucking tweets from those fashion blogs!!
i've only been on twitter for a couple months, too
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this was my vote just now

thats what i get for looking at a post that contains tisdale. im cursed now
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so much win for Kelly.
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Is this even a competition??? I am surprised that its only 82% LOL!!! Kelly look so HAWT!!!
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It's not 210 people voting for Ashley Tisdale, it's Phil McCracken voting for her 210 times. No way anyone else has voted for Tisdale.
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i voted once.
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Damn, over 1,000 people voted for kelly brook, god damn!
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Whoever voted for Tisdale... KILL YOURSELF!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yalAIGQWiRU
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Brook is skinny-fat. You can tell by her hips saddle bags are in her future.
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So.
She's hot TODAY and that's what counts
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moej. mavens love is here today/gone tomorrow... ;)
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Your brain is skinny fat.
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Kelly is freaking gorgeous.
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