Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Got Married in Hawaii!!!
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green just recently were on vacation in Maui and this past weekend got married at the Four Seasons Hotel on the Big Island of Hawaii. Not much details except that BAG's 8 year old son, Kassius, was present... no word on if Vanessa Marcil, Kassius' mom, was present. SourceRead more in Babes, Hot Chicks with Douche Bags, Megan Fox, Needs to do Playboy
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Well I guess there will be tears today on both sides of the sexual divide.
Myself I could give a shit less about this hasbeen and his fame whore bride.
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no tears from me, they look like average people i've seen at the mall, and have about as much talent
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That's hot, fucking hot-ass couple they are. She is so lucky.
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Vanessa Marcil > Megan Fox
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Most women > Megan Fox
not that good looking and dumb as a box of rocks - do not want
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Why does she always wear orange flip-flops. Is it like a warning or status symbol? You would think she could afford more variety in colors.
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They're red...and they're her favorites, obviously.
Megan grew up dirt poor, so she's probably thrifty.
........I can't type that with a straight face.
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Her thrifty nature would explains her sub par boob job...
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And her "I work at Dairy Queen and I hate the world" attitude.
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With her career crashing, BAG finally broke her down.
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well nevermind with her, finished until the divorce
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HA. Who cares anymore. She's only like what, 23? And she's already lost her place in her main bread-maker (transformers) and is already crawling into has-been status. Not to mention that at such a young age she's already decided to ruin her good looks with awful plastic surgery.
she had so much potential, but she's so insecure that she makes stupid choices and says stupid things that really don't help with her career at all.
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preach it!!!
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Amen
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I don't really see you point. She was always gonna have to build a career beyond Transformers if she wanted to last more than 15 minutes. Either she can do it or she can't - the third part will be the last anyway so it makes little difference. It would have been a crying shame if she ruined her beautiful face but fortunately I don't think she's done anything permanent - her doctor should be shot for the amount of botox he applied, but it fades and hopefully she has learnt her lesson. Also, the stupid/awesome stuff she says is what set her apart and got her attention in the first place. It is a double-edged sword for sure. I like it but most people simply aren't used to a hot actress having a dry, bizarre sense of humour.
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^ Mr. Fucking Serious
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That's the result of suffering from "I'm with a douchebag syndrome" Be careful to stay away from douches.
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jackson, why would Vanessa be there? lol
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So we could see pics of her lush self instead of Megan?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdDBQbLUt2U
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Oh Goody Goody...big fucking deal...I'd give it six months tops....
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Poor B.A.G. its prolly cuz he proposed so fucking long ago... she still stuck around and now he's just committed, and she prolly told him no take backs. sad, cuz.. he can do better. shit, i'd help him out, be his wingman, take the fat one or stupid one. i wonder what's in their prenup?
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Is this a surprise to anyone? They've been together for years.
After seeing some of the stuff Megan Fox has done/said in interviews, her personality is also a bit unusual. Some stars get married and your reaction is "damn, I wish I could marry her"... with Megan Fox its more like "let BAG marry her, I just wanna do her."
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They chose an awful time to get hitched. Her career is in the shitter and he doesn't have one. But I guess she has enough to support them for a while.
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Megan is the ultimate trophy wife.
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you shit me? they got married?
well, congratulation then.
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"God... still hate that fucking douchebag.."
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next month - pregnant
2 yrs from now - hitting people with umbrellas
jk mmm good for them?
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lulz, Any Hollywood career thats built on sex appeal is doomed to fail the second they show signs of aging. Fortunately she could of lasted till 30 but the horrible attitude and her constant need to spew bs out of her mouth is making her appeaking not to mention the completely unneeded plastic surgery. Some of the pictures from this set was CLEARLY clearly staged pubclity shots to make a ton of money..Probably see the wedding pics shopped around soon..These coming from a generally private girl that lost her main money making job..I'd say her 15 minutes of being the "it girl" is up :*(
BUT HEY! Theres always nudes or a sex tape..We should all start praying.
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