Miley Cyrus @ 82nd Annual Academy Awards
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
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What the hell is Miley trying to accomplish with these awkward "Look at my Jailbait Tripple As" poses---entice some 58-year old director to hire her in his next project?! This girl is absolutely shameless and all we can hope is that she gets pregnant when she hits 20 b/c if her success continues unchecked, her ego will be the size of Christina Hendricks' boobies.
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I think this may be the best I've seen her look.
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2.2 i have to say her mom is hotter because her mom is of legal age. but when as a parent do you say "sweetheart, if you wanna show your titties go on and show em"?
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when the members of moejackson say it's ok... ;)
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i didnt say its ok! when did the rest of you bastards have that meeting without me?
i feel like someone should be on the red carpet to give kids that show off their itty bitties a huge xxl t-shirt to put over their inappropriate clothes like they do in school.
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freep,but some 'kids' in her age bracket may be very happy that she's showing them. think of the children... ;)
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no i get it. when i was in high school and a chick was wearing a shirt that was too small with her titties falling out it was reason enough to go to school and when Guidance made them wear a huge shirt for the rest of the day it made me sad. but now if i went back to school and saw a girl wearing something like that i'd want to throw a huge shirt on her too. so my apologies to all the teenagers out their, don't mean to playa hate, enjoy those titties.
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yeh, well you're too effin old then freep. she's looks modest enough. she is a young woman. she's not 12. that dress is very elegant. i think she looks great, and unless you're a pervo checkin out her boobs with particularity, it ain't no thing.
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Dude, we're men.
We're programmed to gaze immediately at boob level, once a girl develops them, then when she turns around, we're wired to stare directly at her ass as she walks away.
It's nature. . . you can't do much about it.
Darwinism and all.
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and considering those tits are being squeezed out of that dress like right before a zit is about to pop on a 15 year olds face, its not like you can miss them...
plus, if the option is to look at her tits or her backwoods incestful face, yeah.
honestly, everytime i come here, im laughing and trying to think what the woman with the black shirt and gold vest thing in the bottom right is thinking about Miley....
id suggest, not to much different from most of the comments posted here LOL
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"We're programmed to gaze immediately at boob level, once a girl develops them, then when she turns around, we're wired to stare directly at her ass as she walks away."
a.k.a. lunch/class/walking the halls/getting to your seat-getting off the bus in high school
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depends on what trailer park they grow up in I guess
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Miley *is* legal age most places in the world, fellah.
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is that what you're going to tell Chris Hanson?
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Who the hell is Chris Hanson?
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http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=to+catch+a+predator&page=&ut...
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No, she's not pretty, not cute, not attractive, she's really fucking ugly.
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IDK...I just think this chick just doesn't look good in formal outfits..in fact she doesn't look good in any outfits period...just has that dorky hillbilly look to her, which can't be helped I guess..
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"dorky hillbilly look" you summed her up in 3 words
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I think she looks good. She's of legal age here so if she wants, she can come over for some sexy time. I think I could fit her in my schedule
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why was she there?
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skilligan she was on the red carpet last year. this year she presented or something i think. as to why....
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asked to present along with the other young ones, so the oscar show would also appeal to a younger demographic.
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thanks fallen...
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shameless disgusting ugly rat faced whore. give me that dress and die..
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or she could just give you the dress...
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no, she needs to "disappear" as well
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A nice dress, nice hairdo, nice makeup job can make an ugly person reasonably attractive, but the ugliness underlying all that fakeness still comes through.
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Why the hell can't she ever close her mouth?
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shes got lockjaw from being on her knees in front of her daddy all day.
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I can't even lie, the little harlot actually looked kind of good here.
She needs to go to finishing school because her posture is just terrible.
Whenever I see her walking and talking she reminds of the fat drunks that drink beer and eat nachos all day.
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oh and Moe,
"This girl is absolutely shameless and all we can hope is that she gets pregnant when she hits 20 b/c if her success continues unchecked, her ego will be the size of Christina Hendricks' boobies."
i hope she does too but not because of her ego but because you havent posted britneys little sister in forever and hopefully the same will happen to this kid.
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speaking of barely legal mothers, i kinda want to see Bristol Palin naked. shes kinda hot.
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Bristol is kinda hot.
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how awesome would this be?
http://www.whiterabbitcult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bristol-palin-...
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I bet she looks better than that whore Kim Kardashian.
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LMFAO, no doubt buddy.
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is that shawn johnson?
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oh stop LMAO. she looks nothing like shawn johnson
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are you kidding. flip between the pics and they could be sisters
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20090326/people-shawn-johnson/i...
http://www.whiterabbitcult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bristol-palin-...
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no way. just look at the noses, and the fact Shawns face is round and bristols is oval.
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thats getting picky. im saying there is a general resemblance...and thats the last of this convo from me. must eat tacos!
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whoa dude..Shawn brought Oylmpic gold home...Miley brought STD's home
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and Bristol brought another Palin in the world.
Shawn please accept my apology, I'm sorry.
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Bristol is VERY hot.
Much hotter than her mother, though she gets all the play.
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nice try on her part....
She really was pimpin her boobies all night, there are other times during the night she gave the same view
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still busted. nice try though skank. i think her mom is more attractive and has pretty eyes.
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Everything about this hick irritates the hell outta me.
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Not that I care but I wonder what her checklist looked like when she found out she was going to the Oscars
- Fancy new spanx from Sears done
- Shiny long tutu done
- Irritating pout done
- Fake lashes from Claire´s done
what a dumbass
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She is a rube should go back to the trailer park and turn on the WWF instead of the Oscars.
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She's annoying as hell, but I'd fuck her without hesitation.
Maybe I'd fuck her in a bathroom, blow a load on her face, and leave her there humiliated.
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rocked, cause thats what id do to and how i feel about Avril
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Good god.
Someone...anyone...kill it with fire.
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Good god.
Someone...anyone...kill it with fire.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER FACE?!?!?!?!?
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Mocking Asians again I see
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Miley is a cutie. Her eyes are gorgeous.
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Incredibly obnoxious looking. And sounding. And acting.
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god i fuckin hate this objectionable girl.
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good comment
selena thanks you
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can't stand her...but to be kind she really never stood a chance with her parents...Billy Bob Jimmy Joe ...Mi Head be a Akey Breakey cuz I had to beez a Thunky Thinkin Todayz and her hooker dressed mommy?...when the Prostitot was talking & outta nowhere "Trailer Park Trish" comez racing in to get her face in the camera...then to finish that disaster up the Prostitot goez Look at mi mommyz neu tattoie, I just can't abe a watin fer me tew get onez o dem big onez tew (just what "big onez" were you talking about kid)....see, brat never stood a chance
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I don't really understand why everyone hates on this girl. I have always found her to be quite attractive actually. I think she is good-looking in her own unique way. Sure she has a strange talking voice, but she's actually not a bad singer either. Having said that, I think she's more hot than pretty.
I also think she was by far one of the best dressed at the Oscars. Too bad she had to slouch most of the night.
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Excessive haters are just no more being than a fucking douchebag.
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*UPDATE*, whatever so, M.C. fans are still increasing by 10%.
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I don't like her or think she is beautiful but I might be tempted to give her a thick milkshake.
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She looks like one of those backwater Ozark mountain hicks that you see on TV, when their kids get stuck in a well and we all have to come together as a nation and pray, while the firemen get em out.
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Laddie, Miley's stuck in teh well with Timmy O Toole, go get daddy!!!
theres her next movie... although i doubt that Miley would do that, even the dog would have a better chance at an oscars than Miley.
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hahahahahhahahah
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Ugly hillbilly.
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You know what's unfair?
In every high-school in America, there's a girl way hotter and more talented singin' in the local talent show, and this one gets to be a billionaire because she's Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter.
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A FUCKIN MEN
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Two words for ya: Jennette McCurdy.
Now *that's* a talented seventeen year old.
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ew what a little gremlin. w/o those ridiculous fake lashes she'd look like nothing
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