Miranda Kerr: GQ Magazine, June 2010
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Ever guess what Miranda Kerr's favorite food is? Fried chicken.
"I do eat healthily and am careful with my diet but not all the time. There are times when you want that piece of fried chicken. That's my big weakness and there's nothing wrong with that,"
"Everything in moderation, that's the trick. It's something that I've always believed in growing up. We always ate organic vegetables. Taking care of my mind, body and soul is very important," Source
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I like the mussed up hair. It makes her seem wild like a cat. She's a bit skinnier than I like them but I'd take her because any chick as flexible as she is in Pic #4 has to be worth some time to invest in. That bikini tan is rather riveting. Wouldn't it be fun to burrow your nose into those tan lines?
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Yes! Mesa love'm tan-linesa!
Oh Crap, Miranda's got me talking like Jar Jar Binks!
...the humanity!
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Area for further exploration!
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Another area of INTENSE [tongue] exploration....
Carry me home to die, I love tan lines!
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And the end all be all; Amazing!
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I just got this issue the other day in the mail. So...fucking...hot. I love the one where she laying over the exercise ball. Oh the possibilities...
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OH MY GOD.
Thank You
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*head explodes*
*head on top of neck explodes*
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Yeah, I would love the chance to fuck Miranda, or any hot chick for that matter, in doggy on that big exercise ball!
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wow, i am amazed by these, unreal
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I want her stockings.
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let me finish that for you,
I want her stockings in my mouth.
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I want her toes that were in those stockings, in my mouth.
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Well this is nice.
If nice meant damn she's looking fine and sexy as hell in this shoot!
I need these!
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just i cant see anything special. i am sorry miranda, i tried but...
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Yeah, I got no love for Miranda either. Cute is all.
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Her nose is super fucked up. She's cute is all. I hate it when models give advice on healthy eating and shit. Well, they are asked to but you have these idiots who wanna know what a model eats, thinking they have a secret to looking thin like that. I mean, how stupid can you be? People have different metabolism. I can pig out and still not get fat. The definition of "healthy eating" is pretty damn standard so what difference does it make what a model eats?
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super fucked up? your standard for using the word super is pretty low imo besides the fact i dont think its fucked up in the first place.
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it's very fucked up. You don't see that huge crack she has on it like it's an ass? You don't see how it looks like someone punched her on the nose and left a big mark on her nose bone?
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no
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well, get glasses then.
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oh, the flexibility!
DAAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU, ORLANDOOOOOH!!!
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A very well placed 'damn you'!
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Tanlines!!! I love tanlines. So hot!
Love her body, face is super cute but she does have an ugly nose.
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Tracing material!
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Oh my, this is very nice, they didn't need to cover her boobies though, common!
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Oh yeah I forgot to comment about her nips being covered? Why cover nipples? Everyone has them.
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i know they show the whole boob except the nippe like not every human on earth cant just look down their shirt and see a nipple.
nipple.
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Oh, would you look at that? I've found a new a hobby.
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She looks like a dancer in these pics, i like!
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SOAKED.THROUGH. <3
Amongst everything else, the line down her stomach makes me ballistically happy. Ahhhhhhh! :)
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she looks very nice and her body rocks (but there could definitely be more meat!), but she always has the face of a little girl, don't like that.
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"everything in moderation" okay... except for sex with miranda. that has to be done in bulk. GOD DAMN!!! is that one pic censored in the actual magazine? i may have to go get this one.
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I love GQ photoshoots. They're just simple and sexy with nothing distracting you from the focus. It's all about Miranda! Not fancy lingerie or dramatic backgrounds. And Miranda looks amazing of course.
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All I see is bones. Bones and a pretty girl.
I agree, the photoshoot is nice, simple and sexy.
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Cute/10
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i wish stockings like that weren't $40 or more. god damn, they're bankrupting me.
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Near perfection.
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wasnt there a story a while back about her bitching that orlando bloom smelled like shit or something?
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I can't wait till I get this issue in the mail. I'm definitely going to win the Guinness World Record for 'Most Semen Samples In A Single Magazine'.
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Usually I think the official would want proof, in this case I think they'll take your word for it.
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haha ye...they'll just look at it and *spew* (south park style)
I was seriously thinking about applying for a job as an official for them. Not knowing wtf I'm doing after University...would be cool lol. Just going around the world judging retarded stuff!
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Headliner: Well it's not like the official is going to be able to turn the pages considering they'll all be stuck together. There's going to be more explosions on that issue than in Baghdad!
VoR: You took the worst right out of my mouth. I'm going to get one in the mail, then I'm going to get another one at the store. Can't wait!!! I usually get my issues by the 20th of each month. 2 more days, CAN'T WAIT!!!!
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Not a bad way to start the day now is it!
Fukin' Orlando's waking up next to her :/
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VOR: aww man you should still do that
see if MCcock breaks the record
Hey man so you're getting one as a collectible and the other as a historical record
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The Jerk Off Battle Royal:
CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND: VoR VERSUS Hanson McCock
Referee: "Gentleman, grab your cocks!" LMFAO hahaha
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paaaahahahaaa!! I was waiting for a comment like this I just didn't want to be the one to write it!
Looks like Hanson would get the unfair advantage since I'd be both competing and refereeing. Hmmm...maybe I could fix it in my favour mwhaaha.
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I hope this isn't a face off...
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I'm going down the shop in the morning and getting two copies, for obvious reasons.
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I'm Speechless
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no doubt, if i had male genitalia i'd probably have an erection.
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YUP!!!!
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LOL @ Athalie. :D Me, too.
I'll admit it. I am totally jealous of her hot, hot body. Totally. Which is why I am going to write it is a big, fat lie that she eats the fried chicken. Okay, well, she eats it. "Everything in moderation, that's the trick." I bet my big, fat goth-white dimpled ass that could not get a tan line to save itself that the TRICK is that she eats the chicken, and then chokes herself with the chicken bone to make it all come back up. Just sayin'. But that's only because I am jealous.
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"I bet my big, fat goth-white dimpled ass that..."
lmfao
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i actually like her nose. it makes her stand out and it fits her face. and she looks damn good in these photos.
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well, and an ugly girl stands out from the rest in a crowd, too so trying to justify her ugly nose by saying it makes her stand out from the rest is no justification.
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no. im just saying her nose isnt ugly to me.
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Hot pics.
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Soo fooking hot!
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I'm going to need some "alone time" after this.
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... She is a skinny girl in love with Friend Chicken... I'm lost and confused...
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im a skinny man and i eat fried chicken...im not confused.
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im a fat man and i eat fried chicken... i too am confused...
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Aw, I see what you doin' Miranda baby.
You tryin' to draw the brothas in with the whole "I love fried chicken" thing. What's next watermelon!!!
If you wanna draw some brothas, you need some ass hon' and get rid of that fag you're dating.
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hey now, that bit in LOTR where he surfs down the stairs while shooting mad trolls with his bow and arrow was pretty bad ass...
or when he takes down that huge elephant thing, and the dwarfs just like...
"that still only counts as one"
2 of the 3 scenes in those movies i actually enjoyed.
although legolis DOES come off as a tad... frooty.
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He does seem a bit fruity. But his scenes with Gimli were pretty funny too.
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