Morning Butta: Lauren Sanchez @ 2010 ESPY Awards
Friday, July 16th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped a couple night back in L.A.. More pics from the event here.
I don't know what kind of crack I was smoking back in 2005, but thankfully, we all change over time...right?!
I don't know if this woman has that natural "I just stepped out of plastic surgeon's office" face or whether she's actually addicted to plastic surgery? Anybody wanna fill us in? If it helps, she'll hit 41 this December.
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she can take over from heath ledger as the joker
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Women should look at this picture when they are contemplating plastic surgery....very disturbing.
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well u can pull 1 string and all of that face will droop down terribly
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she doesnt look so bad upon first glance in this one http://www.moejackson.com/2009-lauren-sanchez-unicef-ball-at-the-beverly... but yea Moe we all change.
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http://www.buzzle.com/articles/environmental-pollution-the-harmful-effec...
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She doesnt look so bad?
C'mon, only if a Joker's face is hot.
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go to her category. doesnt look so bad in comparison to her other horrible posts.
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I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
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Looks like she got her eyes done, AGAIN!
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wow... fuck, well, i was hungry..... but now, not so much.
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her face looks so fake.
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