Morning Hotness: Jessica Gomes in Maxim, March 2010
Friday, March 5th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Why wasn't Jessica in the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue?! She was in 2008 & 2009's, so did she suddenly get less hotter or what? Anyway, the 24-year old Australian model of Singaporean and Portuguese heritage (how unique is that?) spices up the latest issue of Maxim Magazine. Props to the photographer who's behind these pics.
UPDATE: OOPS! See, that's what laziness does! I knew I should've checked to see if she was in the latest issue before saying she wasn't! Fuck. It was just filler info, so my bad.
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has anyone ever heard her speak? i would think she would cross over into tv or movies by now
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I have.
She has a bland Australian White girl voice.
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so it sounds all hawt to us yanks then
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It's bland. I'm tellin ya
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moe, you fail.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010_swimsuit/models/jessica-gomes/
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"Why wasn't Jessica in the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue?! She was in 2008 & 2009's, so did she suddenly get less hotter or what?"
it's early so i wont hold it against you too much but dude she might have gotten even hotter! from 2010 issue:
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OW!
[all that needs to be said]
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Oh my! She's very sensual. Now THAT is natural sex appeal!
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i just creamed my undies
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picture or it didn't happen! lol
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i think yellow55 creamed 31 times.31, magic number or what ;)
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Very interesting and beautiful face. Mixed people are so pretty.
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completely agree, as always
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"Mixed people are so pretty."
couldnt agree more, that's definitely why i'm so pretty.
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Show us how pretty you are, common!
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yes, more hands pics damnit!
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ok ok ladies some pics to calm you down (or heat you up!). the first one is old and the other 2 i grabbed from facebook.
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/januaryweek/n1272639718_30375153...
and this one i just took for Foxy and Leni. idk i guess you can tell me if im pretty of not.
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lol yes, you are pretty!
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pretty out of shape
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Damn Freep! I didn't know you were hiding THAT face from me for so long! You are a good looking chap. I especially like the profile shot, and the hands of course ;)
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Oh, I forgot, what kind of "mixture" are you?
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Puerto Rican, Cape Verdean, Portuguese, Jewish, and British? lol the last 2 is just a tiny bit so im not sure but thats whats in my blood :)
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Very cool! You're proving my point about mixed people yet again!
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how is being jewish considered being mixed? that's religion, not ethnicity.
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well it was told to me that i have jewish blood from my grandfather so i guess we can just call it Israeli? if anyone even cares...
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Is kinda both. I know quite a few atheist Jews, many Jews consider it a cultural/ethnic thing as well as a religion.
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freep mania.come on give us a shirtless pic...
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i dont know y or what you plan to do with/to it but here you go you bastard. its old...like high school/myspace old lol
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/januaryweek/n1272639718_30375153...
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i'm gonna send it to cheryl... ;)
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http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
im going to send her a current one after i do p90x
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swooooooooooooooon!!!
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Freep, save some for Bastardly Dude of the Day.
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i have plenty left. you bastards havent even seen my nudes yet
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Yes, that was me who hated. DO NOT WANT.
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Freep = uber cutness
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you still arent getting the nudez!
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OMG freep does p0rn!!!
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i wish
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I do beleive I shall be cough watching cough her career shape up...I beleive I now suffer from masturbatory anxiety syndrome...whatever the eff that is
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any sort of sex addiction is cool now days. even masturbatory anxiety syndrome. :)
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i appreciate it...
..oh..you were talking about Jessica...
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Yep yep, she's mental fit
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Does Moe live in a Communist Country or something? Did his SI this year come censored?
Anyways what an excellent way to start my morning, dont even need coffee now.
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Perfect.
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I'm not attracted to asian chicks, but she's surprisingly pretty hot.
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I suddenly have a craving for milk. dunno why.... and Freep, dude... why don't you submit to be bmotd? Jumpingisuseless did a while back, ladies loved it.
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Totally! I would approve of that. Plus he already knows we think he's great, so he don't have to worry about negative comments.
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i was seriously thinking about it lol i already got Leni behind me now you guys too. internet hearts <3. who gives a fuck about negative comments lol it would be funny to see what my fellow bastards could drum up ;) im thinking around summer time when pics get taken and maybe ill be motivated to get in better shape by then :D
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Doooooooo it!
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DO EET!!!! summer time? if you do i will. (i'm lying) but srsly i will. (not)
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please her pic in the morning when she just woke up....then we ll see who is hot and who is not
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so very hot. that's the body i aspire to, but her face is what seals the deal.
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God damn now that is a real woman.
Gorgeous.
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Holy Hotness. More of this one please.
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I think I shall be moving her on to my top 10 list. So much beauty and so little time. I love mixes too.
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I've said it before.
She's like a hotter Olivia Munn. Not as cool or funny though.
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Jessica gives me morning wood and it's night time right now.
I do have to say that Ana Ivanovic is my favorite from the 2010 SI swimsuit issue. There is nothing like her sexy Serbian feet in the whole magazine.
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Yeah mixed people are 9/10 times generally very good lokking. I think that's why Australian people are usually quite attractive. 70 perecnt of the population is mixed race.
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Seriously?
I thought most Aussies were straight up White, "Crocodile Dundee" lookin' motherfuckers
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great, another asshole who is openly racist against white people, because apparently that's acceptable nowadays.
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How am I racist against White people?
I'm oppressing you how?
I just said I thought most Australians were White.
Didn't compare anybody to a monkey or anything.
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"Crocodile Dundee-looking motherfuckers"
Ok, so all white people are motherfuckers and look like Crocodile Dundee?
So its racist to say Beyonce looks like a gorilla (which is true, and has nothing to do with her race), but its not racist to say ALL white people look like crocoile dundee and call them motherfuckers?
I see some skewed logic here.
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LMAO!!!
Oh, you're being sarcastic.
I mean, of course you wouldn't compare comparing the Australians with the most famous Austrailian(at least to Americans) to comparing Beyonce to an animal that has been used to justify dehumanizing all dark-skinned people for centuries.
I thought you were being serious for a moment.
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she's seriously hot.
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Great boobs
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she looks like my sister-in-law minus twenty pounds... has me thinking if the grass is greener on the other side... fucking moejackson.com...
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HEY at least you would be keeping it all in the family......
:P
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here in Korea guys are obsessed with her. and they seem to think she's Korean, in spite of her being tall and having boobs lol
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