MTV's "Jersey Shore" To Attack Miami Beach! Oh Damn!

lets root for a hurricane while they're there

i love the show, but I live in south beach and this makes me want to cry!!!

I would like to see Snooki against Hayden in a midget cage match.

we need a comment from thebestthereis...

I'm glad I don't live in Miami, and they better not even think of setting foot into Montreal!

Surely it's only a matter of time before this show gets aired in the UK. Although looking at this photo, they all look like bunch of twats. So don't think I'm missing too much.

well isnt it just fantastic that i'll be moving to miami in may...whatev, i'll admit the show is addicting!

YESSS! (marv albert style)

Miami..it was nice knowning you.

I'll only watch if the chicks are doing hardcore.

I think MTV would have been better off sending them to Italy. Seriously I find the show addicting. So put them in their home country element and see how the guido behavior in say a small town in Northern Italy (Bergamo, Treviso, Vercelli) does. I would love to see the awkward stares people give them as Pauly D or Situation try their moves in the cafes or bars at the Piazza. Let them do real work in farms or vineyards and see if they have time for GTL! Now that would be a good show!

hell fucking yeah. perfect choice. sorry but miami is cheesetastic, a utopia for guidos. what i really wanna see this season is snooki getting laid, i feel sorry for the girl, didn't get any all season. i wanna see that cunt sammie get fucked over/punched in the face cuz i can't stand her. and i wanna see some jwoww eating ham with her titties out... i also think her and pauly d should just fuck already!

its shit like this that makes me lose faith in humanity. i just, i don't even know where to start. These worthless fucks are just the icing on the cake as to what the fuck is inherently with our society as a whole. when did we become so full of fail? when did the meaningless drama of the lives of some superficial moronic wastes of oxygen become entertainment? Do we not have enough problems in our own lives? do we not have enough shit to deal with as a whole, that we need to waste time and energy giving a flying fuck about "reality tv" stars, who are so fake in real life, that not one among us would actually admit to knowing any one of the people on a personal level. take a good look at the photo, would any of you actually be caught dead in public with any one of them. I know i sure as fuck wouldn't. I am however behind the idea of taking people like this to miami beach... but not for the reasons you'd think. unless you're like me, and think that we should take them out on a boat.... chum the waters... stab these people a couple of times each and then throw them overboard. sharks are people to, and they just might like fake italian.

pic related.... its what i ask, every time a new fad like this pops up

Those guys in the picture look like your resident douche bags and those hos at the bottom look like hippos.

So the Jersey Shore is not Miami Beach or South beach? WTF?
This is going to confuse the f*ck out of the musclebound juicers that watch the show who have IQs of 50.

I'm from Miami, so I can't wait to fly home, book a nice hotel on South Beach, and stalk J-Woww. If I get to hang out with J-Woww, it may ruin my career, but I will have achieved "great things" - as Angelina would have said.

I am a very sad person!

this makes me so happy I've got good old regular TV & don't actually pay hard earned money out for this kind of garbage

As the ol' sayin goes: "jersey girls ain't trash, trash gets picked up"

Bwah,hah,hah,hah at what Peccavi said.

After further review, I'd bang the hell out of the second one from the left.

they are all ugly

Actually I'd pound and degrade the one on the far left.

Is this real life?

The guys in the photo instantly remind me of the ones in these photos.

Lol. I'd love for them to come to one of the bars around where I live, they'd be instantly smacked in the face.

Fuck, it's already bad enough we get stupid fucking tourists everyday causing problems...now we've got the guido squad coming to town. Man oh man, it's gonna be a long year in Miami.

College football sucks!

Where's a terrorist when you need 'em.

Congrats MTV.

You created a show that a large demographic wanted to watch. I haven't watched MTV in YEARS. Not since the the "M" in MTV actually meant MUSIC.

I watched this shit show. I liked this shit show. It just worked.

By transporting those dip shits down the coast and trying to recreate the "magic" in another city, you will effectively ruin the show.

You suck again MTV. Thanks for nothing.

I don't think any of the girls are attractive, but Sweetheart has nice legs.