Nadya Suleman aka "Octomom" - Bikini Photoshoot
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

So what news do we have on Octomom? Well, her doctor, Michael Kamrava, has been accused on gross negligence and the state of California has ruled in favor of her "denying a call for an independent guardian to monitor her children's finances." Source
...and remember, Octomom is living that $565k home... paid for by American tax dollars!
Before photo from TMZ:

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you have to be kidding me...
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You and Jackson need to talk about standards for this site cuz my lunch? Just violenty came out my mouth and hit the screen.
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This is how Jackson gets revenge on us for flaming all his Kardashian post?
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haha good one!
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I thought so, but someone thought otherwise and spammed all my post in here with a hater tag, LOL.
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hey, ya win some, ya lose some.
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Yeah i didnt expect to remain hater free, but to get me for my two comments here on Oct-mom...
Seems a bit weird.
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Her vagina has to be wider than an interstate freeway.
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Im pretty sure she C-sectioned the Octo-birth.
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i have nothing to say. *goes into a state of catatonia.
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WTF is this? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! and why would you put this up?
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curiosity got the better of me.... i must now go wash my eyes out with gasoline and a zippo. what has been seen......
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I think I just puked in my mouth.
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i looked just to scare myself. while shes frolicking on the beach who is parenting her 28 kids?
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mutated, ugly bitch who is trying to look like AJ...choke on my tax money, too, bitch
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That's some nasty shit man. Fuk, thats some disgustingly degraded meat.
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LOL!!! She is so gross and totally nuts.
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what we don't see is she has 6 baby seals in her right now, it wasn't even hard for her
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KILL IT WITH FIRE
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How can she have such a normal stomache like this?
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stomach staple i'm guessing
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It isnt "normal" yeah they removed all the excess skin, but if you notice the lighting in all these shots puts her belly in shadow every time. I bet that piece of skin they are hiding is stretched to pieces.
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one word: photoshop!
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It looks like this piece of digusting white trash got what she wanted, she should be in a mental institution not doing photoshoots after bringing 8 innocent kids into this world just so she could show her nasty ass body in a bikini.
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after the shoot, they had to kick around in the beach for a while to make sure no kids fell out of her and got lost in the sand...
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LOL!!!!
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Her plastic surgeon is a magician.
He deserves some sort of award for the work he has done and had to do on her
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Complete and utter degeneracy.
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(in a Nancy Kerrigan like shriek) WHYYYYYYYYY????
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Thats some nastay azz SHIIIIIT! That mouth is fucked up. I alwas wonder what the fuck is going through these dumb bitches head when they undergo surgery.
"Erm... Doc I wanna look a cross between the Joker and some form of Lesser Demon. Make it happen."
WTF!?
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It is a good thing that she did not apply to be the BLOTD.
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great tits...........and surprisingly........a great ass...........................somebody please KILL ME!! lol
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I think you should probably kill yourself. ;)
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WORD.
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I want to puke.
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I was intrigued so I looked and I am surprised at the pictures. Call it what you want but I am amazed that medical science can take a woman who has had 8 children and she can look like that. Look at that stomach, ass, thighs (okay forget the lips) it all looks very good. This plastic surgery should get a Nobel Prize or maybe just his own TV show in E!
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Fake, fake, fake. Obvious boob implants. The vertical belly button is a dead give away of a tummy tuck. Plus they took away the C/S scar.
And what happened to all those tats? Ooops, photoshop!!!
GAWD this woman is disgusting.
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Brown-bag that thing for gods sakes... aaaaahhhrr....
She's not pretty, not cute, doesn't have a body I'd even want to look at, and generally looks like Amy Winehouse before her crack sessions got out of hand.
WHYYYYYYYY do we have to suffer through this Moe????
Haven't we clicked enough on the ads and it's your revenge ?
;)
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It looks like somebody stabbed her in the stomach and her hips look really narrow for someone with kids. But, I must say- Cher looks really good for a 60-something.
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Octomom? What? Octomom? Really? Octomom? On a day that had been so rich Blake and Leighton and Ashley Greene, you cap it off with Octomom? Octomom? Octomom?
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OCTOPUSSY
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hideous face, weird stomach, no hips and the ugliest legs ever. Too bad this crazy bitch didn't drown duing the photoshoot.
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Oof, I can't stop looking at that mutated stomach! :O
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Is she a tranny?
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Fugly ass bitch needs to do her duty to the human race and drop dead.
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If she was really a loving, dedicated mother like she tries to make us think, then she would not have time to pose for bullshit pics on a beach. But her nannies (likely plural) that the taxpayers and media deals pay for are doing all the work for her. Lazy, fucked up in the head, not even worth life, BITCH.
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This HAS to be a birth control ad..."kids, don't have sex, you could end up like her"
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Ok, considering where she´s coming from here http://www.oddee.com/item_96889.aspx
she looks ok, not great just ok... she must have had a couple surgeries to fix that and still they could make her a waist... she should keep pushing for her reality because model she´s not she needs to learn how to pose and she has a weird face...that crazy (how do you say sanguijuela in english) of a woman
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wow, I will take ham-hock thighs any day after seeing those! aaah
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Ugly hands on one ugly woman.
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plus her feet are beyond busted!
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I don't even want to look.
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This is an all time low on the Bastardly. I only looked quickly. Couldn't stare or I would turn to stone.
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You know what. . . .
I'm not even gonna lie
I'd smash.
I've smashed worst.
Her vagina's intact, due to 14 c-section births and she's crazy and we all know what crazy bitches will do anything, amirite?
Just ignore her face and she's aiight.
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WAHT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!!?
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i like the beach..and that is alllll.
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Thanks for causing such a burden on our society you psychotic attention whore.
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Damned never got around to see the photos, they are all gone...oh well, as far as the comments go, I guess I didn't miss much...
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Thank god for POLARIS IMAGES being little copyright bitches. Keep your images dude. That was some nasty ass shit and nobody wanted to see it.
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im pretty sure the photos were removed at the request of every decent bastard on this site. sweet baby jesus
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Thank you Polaris Images for saving us from looking at this skank. I heard the NHL's outdoor classic will be held in her vagina next year - teams to be named later.
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Well, thank God the pictures were yanked! There was an AIG tax so where the Octomom tax?
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Sorry, the browser froze.
*so where is the Octomom tax?
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OK...so these got updated.
And according to Star magazines cover, she had no nips, tucks or lipo?
I call shenanigans that she accomplished that in 9 months post pregnancy.
OHH wait, airbrushing doesnt count, of course.
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Hey, she could have accomplished that, it's not like she was busy taking care of her kids or anything.
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...zing
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