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KILL IT!!!!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 10:48am
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WITH FIRE!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 11:02am
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AND ROCKS!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 11:15am
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THEN THROW IT ON THE BBQ...LIKE A CHICKEN!!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 11:18am
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Chickens deserve to be treated better than Paris Hilton.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 2:01pm
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look at that eye

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 10:55am
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That's the result of pre-mature ejaculation in the eye. That shit stings.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 11:19am
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LOL and you would know of a personal experience?

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 11:25am
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...you've never see the movie old school? Andy Dick says that in his "blowjob" class. LOL priceless movie.

But no, I don't have any personal experiences. I just would guess that from a dirty whore like herself.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 11:46am
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Well, "TheBestThereIs", it really came out as if you'd know it from a personal experience. You also could've said your "girlfriend" said it stings. Just a thought.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 12:20pm
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Is Paris Hilton's lazy eye problem really being turned around on me? LOL

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 12:22pm
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Easy there tiger. No need for you to be all angry and hurt and hatin. I obviously have hit a spot with you lad.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 12:24pm
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Haha, no no. I'm all good, someone has to create that fake tension in the morning.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 12:33pm
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At least her hair extensions are less visible with this style, usually it's

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 11:30am
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NAST.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 1:46pm
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Are we sure those are hair extensions and not just lice that have been there so long they have evolved into *gigantic* lice?

Friday, February 5th, 2010 @ 12:50am
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Normally, one of my friend's doesn't have hair extensions, that's just really tack nasty.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 12:59am
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sweet jesus.

i hope she didn't give Dave and his crew STDs.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 11:34am
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Im pretty sure they already have STDs.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 11:39am
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Dave definitely tapped that after the show. He probably made her dress up like an 'intern' too.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 1:39pm
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This whore has some big feet.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 12:00pm
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SHE CAN READ?!?!?!?!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 12:04pm
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no.

Friday, February 5th, 2010 @ 12:51am
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This makes me hate David Letterman for giving her the TV face time she needs to stay relevant in our society. GOD DAMMIT DAVE! the long process of her flame finally extinguishing was almost done and you undid all of that patient waiting!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 12:40pm
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dave will do anything for a blowjob

Friday, February 5th, 2010 @ 12:52am
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anything...

Friday, February 5th, 2010 @ 10:00am
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Immediately after the show the entire Late Show with David Letterman set was purposely torched and destroyed after last night's entire studio audience inexplicably contracted STDs while watching the Top Ten List.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 12:48pm
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I'd blow a load in her face so the other eye matches, but that's about it.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 1:17pm
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I'm going to get some haters for this, but I thought it was funny.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 2:23pm
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I like can like also like ya know, read stuff. Like duh.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 2:26pm
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I thought she was over at last......gonna take me some time to forgive Letterman for having her on TV again....I don't care what sex she gave him either,,,,,and yea that makes sense as to why she has that lazy eye ;->

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 3:48pm
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