Paris Hilton Unsure How To Pay Parking Meter!!
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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So it was reported yesterday that an intruder with knives tried breaking into Paris Hilton's home. He's since been arrested and charged. Neither his name nor a motive have been released.Says Paris' publicist: "Paris is naturally shaken by the events but is unharmed and well. She is very thankful to her security team and the police for their swift and diligent response."
Tweeted Paris: "So scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him." Source
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WHAT IN THE FUCKING HOLY HELL IS GOING ON TODAY?
Is it officially "Bastardly Fugly Post Day"???????????
Keeriste! Today's postings are just a glorious collage of the FUG! Make it stop!
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Ewww fake tits.
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push up bra, plastic surgery is the only thing she hasn't done
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well then I stand corrected, my comment below is no longer valid ;)
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Push-up bras can make all the difference, right?
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it only pushes up the boobs....she's still brain dead
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this boob job has done miracles for this slut, except she should have had them before the sex tapes
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I hope this woman got an endorsement deal from a cutlet company.
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Oh yeah...there's someone breaking into your house...and somehow, you have time to go on Twitter.
Bullshit.
Keeping whoring it up, Paris. You're doing great.
Oh and nice shoes. Do they come in women's sizes?
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meow... cattie Caitie!
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I tried to give you three rocks...it would only let me give you one...here's the others !ROCKS! !ROCKS!
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poor parking meter.
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the caption should read "I really like you alot."
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It's starting.
First the whole Tila Tequila "Juggalo Massacre", now this.
People kept telling everybody about this type of celebrity and what it was gonna lead to(stalkers, outrage, death). Now here it is.
I think somebody's gonna get killed before this is all said and done.
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Fucking idiot, who the hell is so preoccupied with their famewhoring that they would actually think to write shit on Twitter while police were at their house? That dude shouldve freaking stabbed her and done the world a great service
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I dont get it either. Some of my friends never stop updating their status (facebook/twitter), even when they are taking shit.
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she's only looking at the skinny pole & trying to decide if it's her sister or someone else she's had sex with....even the crabs run when they see her...retched little creature
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when i go downtown i dont pay the meters
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