Rihanna: Poolside Bikini Pics in Barbados
Monday, June 21st, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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The Smoking Gun has come across Rihanna's demands while on tour as the US part of the world tour starts next month:
According to her tour rider, excerpted below, Rihanna (real name: Robin Fenty) is rather particular when it comes to candles, flowers, and seating in her dressing room. A six-foot couch needs to be “White, Cloth, Plush (No leather)” and “wide enough for her to stretch out on and sometime take a nap.” Animal print throw pillows (”Cheetah, Leopard”) cannot have sequins.
Since Rihanna’s arena digs are often locker rooms normally occupied by basketball and hockey players, the spaces need to be spruced up with “Icy Blue Chiffon” placed atop drapery and “Archipelago Black Forest Candles.” The bathroom, of course, must be “spotless,” and the toilet has to be deep cleaned before the star’s arrival. Rihanna, 22, also requires a large throw rug (plush, with an animal print) in her dressing room. The rug, her rider notes, “must be CLEAN, as she will walk on it barefoot.” Though perhaps shower slippers or flip-flops are advisable considering the sweaty occupants who normally fill these spaces. [Source]
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she really has a smokin body
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The hair really gives that full fledged rooster look.
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still annoying.
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her ass is better than her hair. i just felt like being obvious this morning.
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EVERYTHING is better than her hair
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thanks, capt. obvious -__-
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I meant everything as in even the fat man's flip flops, sgt. conspicuous
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the view from behind is great the hairs not great but ive seen worse colours n styles
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HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Isn't she a little young to be a diva? Not to mention talentless. Money and fame really turn people into gigantic cunts.
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Ok, granted she is a gigantic cunt but you can't deny that bummmmm? I'm so drunk right now I'd even go down on her and probably taste NOTHING. I just know that I'd waking up the next morning regretting life with the taste of bile and rancid pussy.
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you type very neatly for a drunk :)
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Yes thanks lol. Somehow I can still keep that together. If I were to talk, I couldn't string a sentence together for the life of me. I haven't eat all day so I think that really is wrecking me. Tactical drinking my friend!
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Cheap date, eh ; )
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haha you know! Flawless. Plus I don't get hangovers. Ahhhh :) Eat less drink more. Be my date Ari, probably the love of my life. Hula's in the running cos she reminds me of hula hoops, the crips (or chips or whatever americans call them). I may be drunk and I may not be able to support myself but you have always beeen the one. I've sepnd that last hour or so telling myself how drunk I already know i am. Ugh..
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How about a date with both Hula and me?
Problem solved!
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count me in even if I'm the crip (??)
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is that like the gang? Crips vs. bloods?
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noo he said it's like a chip no? let me google it
Hula Hoops are a potato-based snack, in the shape of short, hollow cylinders. They were first introduced in 1973. Hula Hoops come in several different flavors. They are produced by KP Snacks. In the UK there is now a new variety made with corn, called 'Hula Hoops Tortilla', which come in Cool Original, Chilli Salsa and Nacho Cheese flavours.
(wiki)
wohoo I'm famous in England who knew
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Not gonna lie Hula you're a wonderful potato snack but referring to yourself as a Crip really makes me question who was the most drunk when I made my feelings known :) Hula Hoops is popular in the UK not only England. Quit cutting yourself short Hula!
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I dont think most people from outside of the UK know the difference between England and the UK.
I do, but I'm just saying.
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Yeah it always seems to be the case. People never seem to know that the UK is made up of Northern Ireland, Scotland, England and Wales. It doesn't really bother me though. I just like stressing it :)
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I do I just didn't know the extension of my fame (!)
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Hey I wanna join :(
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of course you are coming along! This is gonna be one hot date. Hula, Bowser, Ari, Voice. We gotta figure out the logistics of that...
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Freep you should join! But I'm not gonna be the one wearing the Cheryl costume for you again... that got weird.
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5's a crowd...although someone does need to tape the whole thing afterwards...
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are you sure you want evidence
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My copy better be in HD
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I've got a camera.
Count me in.
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this turned into an orgy fast
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I blame the roofie coladas & poppers.
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But what about your girlfriends, Victoria and Cheryl? ;(
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This has turned into something I can no longer hold my own in. Shit got out of hand fast.
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LOL Ari, you've got quite the imagination goin on! :D
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*scribbles in to-do list* "tactical drinking"
I'd even dare to say alcohol gives you that je ne sais quoi of inspiration ;)
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haha do it Hulaaa! The money I save on food goes on drink though...
My moments of inspiration really do come from when I'm either drunk or it's 4am in the morning. The two moments in life when I should probably call it a day and just hit the sack. But I prevail! xD
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yes I will! Now I'm dying for a beer.
Does drinking beer from a coffee mug at work count as tactical drinking?
I do have to eat something if not I will be asleep before anyone, and there is no time zone for inspiration you keep doing your thing voice
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I will defend you, against anyone that steps up in front of you and questions your motives.
Hula: Voice's inspiration since 2k10 <3
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awwww <3<3 (my first bastardly hearts EVER I feel so vulnerable now :))
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who cares how old she is? if you have an opportunity to tell people to get you exactly what the fuck you want then you do it.
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Get me a beer you slag.
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watch you're tone, shame if you took another "drunken" tumble downs the steps again...
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Battle Royale!
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I think you shouldn't act like that at ANY age. Those requests were pathetic- She has to have a large couch to take a nap, leopard pillows, leopard rug, special candles, etc. etc.
What a waste. I don't think anyone should be allowed to be like that.
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Couldn't agree more. Thank you Ari, very well said.
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of course she doesnt have to have those ridiculous things, she wants them. she gets them.
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Yes indeed, she does want them and she does get them. Both of those facts are sad. Why use your fame/wealth to order people around finding cheetah pillows for you? So they can painstakingly set up your locker room with BLUE CHIFFON????
Fucked up.
Maybe I want a few huge HD televisions to watch multiple games on at once and cold beers waiting for me every time I finish one... but I wouldn't order people around to get them for me. I'm able to do things myself (except the multiple TVs thing...switching the channel suffices).
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Praise be to you, Ari. You can certainly take over as the voice of reason while VoR is intoxicated.
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hahaha don't look at me! Not like this! I'm disgusted with myself xD
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the tree trunks do nothing for me
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SHE'S 22. THIS IS WHAT A FUCKING 22 YEAR OLD SHOULD LOOK LIKE. EXCEPT IN AMERICA WHERE THE ONLY 22 YEAR OLDS WHO AREN'T COMPLETE FATASSES ARE THE CELEBRITIES I GUESS.
THIS SHIT IS NOTHING SPECIAL.
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ACTUALLY I REMEMBER NOW -- THIS BITCH ISN'T AMERICAN. HENCE THE FUCKABLE BODY AND FUCKABLE ACCENT.
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haha brilliant lol
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Hot bootay!
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mmm her legs are too thick for me but her bottom looks great
Wish she would wear another color suit though
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mmm her legs are too thick for me but her bottom looks great
Wish she would wear another color suit though
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(8) booty booty booty booty rock`n everywhere,
booty booty booty booty rock`n everywhere,
I FOUND YOU MS. NEW BOOTY!!!! (8)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8-EsZ7IaYA
that video always made me mad at myself that im not a rapper. so many video hoes in the world
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Did you see the video for Get Low by Lil Jon and Da Eastside Boyz? HOES GALORE!!! SKEET SKEET SKEET!!! ^_^
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A girl that is that much of a diva can never be attractive to me. Such a turn off...
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I'll ignore Ri Ri's awful asymmetrical hairdo. I'll just focus on that ass, bend her over, pull down that bikini bottom and start eating her out proper. Then break off some.
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Silly hair-style. Incredible body. Unbelievable ASS!!!!
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Big booty over everything, even a diva attitude.
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It's so funny, from behind with her haircut, she resembles a guy, a rather hot guy nonetheless!!! ;)
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did she not shave her underarms on purpose? also, is that a tattoo in arabic scripture?
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Girl got back. Her boobs aren't in proportion though : (
Sort out the hair and she would be epic again.
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What are you talking about? her boobs look amazing. Seriously, name me one girl who has a huge(in a good way) ass and a huge rack and a relatively small waist. This is the best it gets without plastic.
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yeah, suppose that was quite picky
really need to sort the hair though.
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"This is the best it gets without plastic."
her boobs ARE fake.
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I swear it seems you think 95% of posts on here contain women with fake tits
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Christina Hendricks.
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cant say that until we see her ass in a bikini
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Christina Hendricks has huge hips and no ass....Bar Rafaeli, Halle Berry come to mind.
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Halle and Bar have great butts but they're definitely not as large as Rihanna's. The only one I can think of is Amber Rose.
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Amber Rose's are fake.
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Where'd you get that idea from?
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If you look at the topless pics of her on the beach, they're high up and far apart and not drooping one bit.
If they're not fakes, their some of the weirdest real boobs ever.
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Oh, I thought you meant her ass was fake.
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Yes, her boobs remind me of pecs or pec implants. (A short for pectorals).
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what a charitable soul.
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damn, that body made me almost not even notice her hair. It looks incredible! Why doesn't she change her hair?!?!?!? WHY??!?!?!
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GYAT DAYYUMMM!!! See what happens when i let my wife out of the house? Now if you excuse me, i gotta go chain her back to the bed...
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banging body is banging.
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i wanna get past the hair really i do..trying my hardest..ermm here goes..her posterior is looking quite good i must say.
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Say what you want, but i'd give my left nut to be walkin around barefoot fuckin this bitch in her high class, suped up ass dressing room and takin a nice shower, and a BIIIIG SHIT on that deep cleaned toilet right before he show. That's the good life :P
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You do all that (except fucking her) at my house.
^_^
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You can do all that (except fucking her) at my house.
^_^
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Its all good, she'll srtut around like this, get some more douche boyfriends, and get slapped up some more, and then come back to them or get a different one (I mean whats the difference real), Yay! It's called the circle of life.
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She looks great, though I wonder if she will be this bad ass 10 years from now.
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I'll 2nd... 3rd, 4th, and 5th that OW!
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See a bitch like this is what have dudes goin' crazy. That's why Chris Brown was all on the internet cryin'. That ass.
Her nudes are crazy.
Matt Kemp is a lucky lucky man.
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What a magnificent arse. Terrible, terrible hair.
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