Sofia Vergara: Loaded Magazine, February 2010
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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I wonder if the quote on the second pic is true. Anyway, here's what happened w/ Ms. Vergara in 2009:
In 2009, Vergara had a five-week stint on Broadway as "Mama" Morton in the revival of Chicago.
In November 2009, Vergara appeared as a guest on U.S. television talk show The View. During her appearance the women asked her how she handles looking so young and having an 18-year-old son. She then made a joke saying she can just say she was raped when she was thirteen, to explain why she looks so young. It was meant as reference to typical storylines in Spanish soap operas.[10] In the awkward video footage Vergara is seen laughing while host Whoopi Goldberg gasps in astonishment. [Source]
Here's the clip:
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Since she was 13? Damn! I wonder when she lost her virginity.
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what the hell? when i was thirteen i looked like an even more awkward olive oyl. for some reason colombian chicks mature really early. that's kinda wack though imo bc there should me some sort of metamorphosis. i would want to get progressively hotter rather than always look the same.
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Mamamia....
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MILF!
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she is SO SO SO hot, and she sounds like scarface, perfect woman
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Hahaha, Scarface.
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When I grow up I want to look like her
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I would do very bad things to her. Things that would give your mother a heart attack, make her pass away, then come back from the dead because they're so bad.
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She's fine, like Colombian dope...oh wait, I know nothing about that. Seriously. Nothing.
But really, her tits and ass combo, along with a pretty face, make her so desirable. And she's also in her mid 30's with a kid. Damn!
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not just a kid...i think her kid is 18 years old.
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arent these pics like 13 years old? lol im not complaining about a Vergara post.
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Yeah these pics are old but whatever her age she is a ridiculously sexy woman!
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She looks so good I want to SeXoR her till, im just a dried out husk.
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I bet if her son had a dollar for every time he's heard how bad some dude wants his mom he could own the world 3 times over and still have change left over.
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Goddamn she is so damn hot.
The things I would do to her.
I would disappear for days at a time and no one would be able to find me.
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Hot!
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She is very attractive. Love her.
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Ed O'Neill is one lucky sumbitch
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she looks really old now
good days are over
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I suppose you look better than her right? BS!
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Not Peggy Bundy but not bad.
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