Stephanie Seymour Rocks A Black Bikini in St Barts! OW!

These were snapped yesterday.

Definitely no question about it, Stephanie Seymour's looking absolutely amazing for someone who'll be 41 this July! Major props to her for keeping everything together.

After filing for divorce last year with longtime husband Peter Brant (real estate developer/art collecter, a.k.a. sugar daddy), for all we know, Stephanie's currently on the market. She might not want to admit it, but all women have their needs, damn it! Following all her long-term relationships, we can't see her wanting a man right now for anything except sex, so if you have a somewhat endless stream of cash and a lil' time to spare, you might consider contacting Stephanie's agent.

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Bah! I fucked a 43 year old last month that was wayyyy hotter. Of course, said 43 year old hadn't shit out a kid, so she still had a nice stomach and a tight vag. An absolute freak in bed too. This week I'm fucking a 23 year old pro volley ball player. Way tighter body, huge tracts of land, but you know, she still has a lot to learn in the bedroom. We role-play teacher a lot.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:48pm
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who gives a fuck? keep your bullshit fantasies to yourself

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:50pm
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No problem skippy... I'm catching a flight to Innsbruck in the morning. The 23 year old plays for the Innsbruck team in some low-rent European circuit. Denver-O'hare-Frankfurt-Inssbruck. Fucking austria/tyrol airlines puddle jumper from Frankfurt to Innsbruck. It'll probably crash and burn. If the plane goes down, you'll know when I stop posting...

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:54pm
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1st comment = Fail...

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 11:00pm
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really hot body

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:48pm
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decent cans to match the gunt.

it all goes wrong as you get older ladies...

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:50pm
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I like her
I like her alot
she was/is a model or actress?

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:58pm
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Yeah, I'd still put a load in her.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 1:01pm
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nothing special, most 43 yr olds can look like this, if not better, only if they're willing to exercise and keep in shape

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 1:05pm
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Truth
when I was younger like 6 or 7 years ago I guess
40 seemed old it's not really old though
but I noticed alot of older women are still hot

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 1:12pm
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she is aging the right way, the weight is going where u want it to

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 1:24pm
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looking good... you know, all things considered. on a side note... wtf is up with the photog who took these? blurry pics are blurry

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 1:25pm
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Probably the cameras are old as hell, definitely someone needs a new HD cameras.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 11:06pm
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still hot, but approaching expiration date

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 1:30pm
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In age or body?

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 1:36pm
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Body. I've always had a soft spot for Stephanie but she gained weight and her body is not as firm as it was few years ago, which is normal for her age. I still like her, alot, in the past I was obsessed with her Revlon commercial, lol.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 1:46pm
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Ohhh true
she looks really good though
but u figure she's probrably at the point of no return

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 2:07pm
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Probably. But then it's not ok to expect 40+ women to look like they were at 25, after 35 metabolism slows down and it's hard to keep slim figure, hormones mess up as well and it's not helping. Ughhh, aging sucks.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 2:14pm
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Daaaamnnnn, now that's what i'm talkin bout. Skilligan is right, this is a MILF who can straight up get the business. Weights goin right to the T and A, i mean what's there not to like?

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 1:57pm
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she looks amazing. most forty year olds DO NOT look like this. yeah right. her body is perfect, except for the ass but what the fuck? every girl has a little bit of cellulite and i'm assuming she has kids.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 2:18pm
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True

There are some benefits to aging
I'll get back to u when I think of some

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 2:18pm
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she had a pretty weird ass..has some Kim Kardashian syndrome going on. Other than that she looks really great for her age

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 2:52pm
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no mention of the nipple slip?

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 3:06pm
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Dang one of her thighs is my whole waist...but she is okay, I guess like we all agree for her age..still looks pretty good facewise, can't really tell...

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 4:11pm
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It doesn't matter whether you are 20 or 40 if you exercise and eat right your body will look just as good. There are plenty of 40 year olds out here in Southern Cal that put the 20 year olds to shame. Aging is not an excuse for not having a hard body so the "for her age" comments make no sense. I guess if you live in the middle states it's typical that people grow wider as they get older but it's not normal.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 5:33pm
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i agreed with everything you said except for the word 'normal.' true in southern cal most people of all ages are in good shape, and compared with many middle aged people in the midwest they would look 'fantastic!'
but thats not to say one way is normal and one isnt. people in good shape have a different lifestyle. one lifestyle is not more normal than the other, its just different.
however i personally agree with the mentality that age should not be an excuse to completely let yourself go. it does take more effort as one ages to stay 'in shape,' but it can be done, as you see. i do wish more americans would take some hints from people in southern cal! (or just the western part of the country entirely, really.)
but not to be cliche and blame it on the weather, but keep in mind not everywhere in the country has weather like southern cals. i do think that can play a factor in people having the desire/energy level/motivation to go out and live physically active lifestyles. when you live somewhere where you can (and do) walk around in a swimsuit every day, you'll feel the need to stay in shape. when you live somewhere where your swimsuit makes an appearance maybe twice a year, it can be easy to slip away and fall behind on the exercise thing.
i keep my 'in shape mentality' with me wherever i go. i do however become more or less self conscious depending which region of the country im currently in!
as they say its all relative.....

Thursday, March 18th, 2010 @ 4:01pm
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Page 2, 2nd from bottom is a nip slip. Still doable.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 5:58pm
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Her boobs are amazing. Would be nice to bury face in their for a while. Still fairly hot, but there are plenty of other women with much less baggage who are way hotter.

Thursday, March 18th, 2010 @ 12:31pm
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shes clearly just a naturally large woman (tall and wide) so i think shes doing ok with her weight and all, considering.
i forgot she had that ankle tattoo. and when i was a little kid for some reason i would see her on tv or whatever and i thought she was soo sexy and that tattoo was super cool and i was determined i would copy her and get one just like it someday. i dont have any tattoos now

Thursday, March 18th, 2010 @ 3:42pm
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that's quite a ghetto booty she's packing back there.

Friday, March 19th, 2010 @ 3:45am
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houwt!

Friday, March 19th, 2010 @ 2:19pm
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I really wish I had pictures to post of this 40 something year old woman I know. Absolutely stunning face and the figure of a 20 year old. Pisses all over this one. Not saying this chick ain't hot but yeah.

Friday, March 19th, 2010 @ 9:45pm
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she is sexy for 41 but she was so goddamn gorgeous in her youth

Saturday, March 20th, 2010 @ 7:44pm
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