The Fat Lollipop Wars: Kim vs Khloe Kardashian
Thursday, January 21st, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back at the Mel B Sugar Factory Couture Lollipop Launch held at the Guys & Dolls Lounge in Los Angeles.Believe it or not, but these two got paid to help promote an L.A. candy joint that's famous for selling those fat (bling'd-out) lollipops the Kardashians are famous for sucking on (when not sucking on other things, of course).
I understand It goes without saying, but it's fairly obvious that it's all for camera attention---just look at the way Kim does it:
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineRelated in a Scandalous way:
- Kim Kardashian & Her Blinged-Out Lollipop @ MGM's 'Wet Republic'
- Kim Kardashian Lookin' Hot @ BELVEDERE IX Vodka Launch Party
- Kim & Khloe Kardashian @ New York Fashion Week
- Australia: Kim Kardashian Continues Promotional Work in Midst of Divorce
- Caption This! (Kim & Khloe Kardashian Pimp QuickTrim @ CVS!)






















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Can someone tell me why we are still getting Khloe posts on here? Kim is alright and she can get it...but Khloe...I wouldn't give it to her even if it was for raising money for Haiti. Lamar is one hell of a man for that one.
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come on antonio, do it for haiti! just close ur eyes, hit it from the back and pretend it's someone else.
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Maybe for Haiti...but for nothing else.
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kim does a better job on the lollipop than on a penis.
moe for some quick easy money maybe you guys could publish a coffe table book with all the lollipop/kim photos from this site and from additional sources. have me wrote an intro and voila instant money. ;)
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I think it'd work.
working title..."Lollipop Lips"
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best seller list here we come... ;)
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How about instead we just open up another site for you to get your Kardashian issues worked out on.
Move everything else back to Bastardly.com and you can make moejackson.com all kardashain all the time.
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That would be the shiizzznit lol haha. I would love for this place to be Bastardly again.
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fallen,then you've people wanting them to have a seperate site for megan fox,all the victoria secrets models etc. so we maybe stuck with moejackson.com. but as long as i get to write the intro to the kim k/"Lollipop Lips" book i'm happy. :)
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As much as I may or may not dislike Megan Fox or VS models they actually have a legitimate reason to be famous/news worthy.
The Kardashians are only famous and news worthy as long as sites like this one continue to pimp those gals self inflated ego's.
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Their fame/infamey level does not warrent the near constant entrys the Kardashian clan gets.
The other few total fame whores, sub-D-listers we get on this site get a few token charity entrys as is befiting their level of importance.
Of course if Moe just wants to come out and admit his total sexual fascination to all things Kardashian, I would understand then. Cause admiting you have a problem is the first step to healing....
:P
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but 'the healing' can't occur until the book is out. :)
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Love me some Kim K. Khloe needs to go stand in for the mighty Chewbacca though.
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Kim has gone a bit OTT on the surgery I think. Her nose is super small.
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another reason why I know this pic is real:
http://plasticsergeant.com/files/picture/celebrity/kim_kardashian_implan...
Because people who have had big noses and hated it tend to go overboard with their plastic surgeries because they always have this image that their nose is big no matter what. MJ is another example. She denies this pic, saying it has been photoshopped to slander her natural beauty. LOL
and this is a pic she has on her website:
http://i42.tinypic.com/hu3mns.jpg
yet, she still denies she's had one nose job.
She's had tons of nose jobs! I get mad because it's like insulting my intelligence, not to mention my vision.
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d55,the first link doesn't work...
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It does. It just doesnt let you hot link off it. So you need to copy the short cut and paste it into a new browser window.
It is a trick that people who run servers do to cut down on hotlinking to pictures. Something they want to stop cause that way the dont make the money from adsense and such.
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also, she must think her nose is still big that she has contoured her nose by applying a darker shade of make up on it.
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I can't believe she is trying to say she hasnt had rhinoplasty. Her nose is very obviously worked on. I don't know why people can't just be honest about surgery. Her nose is extremely small, especially considering she has a long face. Her plastic surgeon was irresponsible to make it that small but as you say she obviously has some sort of a complex about it.
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i don't think the surgeon was irresponsible. No need to blame the doctor. She got what she wanted. Look at her make-up. She's trying to make her nose appear even smaller, which makes me think the doctor actually advised her not to go any smaller, and she listened but is still not satisfied.
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I am shocked that these are not Tootsie Pops, since we know that if there isn't some chocolate in it then it won't go in a LardASSian's mouth.
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u can't actually try to compare them can u?
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Hate to say it, but Khloe is growing on me.
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you mean like a bad rash that you can't kick...
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More like that ugly, annoying chick who becomes more and more tolerable over time.
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Back on point....what event did the whores crash this time? Lollipops? Man, they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.
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These two need to do something else. This is pure degeneracy.
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what is with this lame ass lollipop thing? i keep seeing pix of her with these god damn things in her mouth.
guess what kim k:
i've seen you with cock in your mouth. the lollipop is supposed to be the TEASE to make us think about you sucking cock because with most of the other girls we have NEVER SEEN THEM SUCKING COCK. i've seen you. many times. i am about to watch you do it right now.
this is so fucking lame. it just doesn't work and all the while you keep getting a bigger ass because those things aren't made with 0 calories you dumb ass.
i'm so angry today.
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Classic rant.
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Khloe looks decent, Kim needs to stop covering her face with 3lbs face paint.
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Lollipop Wars: no matter who wins, we both lose.
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I'm sure someone would pay them to suck on some salty chocolate balls instead.
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*ha ha*
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whoresssssssss...kimbo disgusts me...it's repulsive how everything has to be sexual these days...seriously, man...it's to the point that the word "sex" is becoming a turn off to me...something as innocent as a lollipop, something kids love! has to have a sexual image attached to it to be sold.
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i agre,e but yet i'm pretty sure i'll put a picture up...
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Oh, is that supposed to be sexual? You're trying to make people think of you sucking a cock? How clever.
Stupid bitches.
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No doubt about it..wasted space...
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What is with these retarded lollipops?
These stupid bitches in Hollywood need to be made to get real jobs.
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these hoes should just cut to the chase and suck on some sugar flavored dildos...
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Who's that hot chick behind Kim in that pic?
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Now Lamar Odom and Reggie Bush can compare notes!
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they are the most useless humans on earth. kim looks better, but she comes off as one of the dumbest girls alive and khloe...i just dont like anything about her.
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I see nothing new from these bitches..
always the same shit.
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can someone explain to me why they keep bringing of all things lollipops onto a red carpet. i could see it happening once but every fucking time?
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Lolipops + Reggie Bush is on fire.
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