Ultra Punk Avril Lavigne Rocks A Bikini in Malibu with Brody Jenner!
Tuesday, July 6th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

These were snapped over the long weekend in Malibu when Avril was spotted hanging with Brody Jenner, of all people. I can't believe she's still with this dude!
Anyway, besides living the wild lifestyle since filing for divorce last year with hasbeen rocker Deryck Whibley, Avril's currently currently working on her fourth studio album, expected to be released in 2010.
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does that tat say what i think it says. Where's a white pointer when you need it
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she's punk, bitch!
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wow she's such a badass with "FUCK" tattooed under her tit. classy. and i'm not saying brody jenner is anything less than a douchebag, but he's attractive, and based on his past girlfriends, seems like he has much better taste (looks-wise ONLY). wtf does he see in avril lavigne??
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yes, that tat's something she'll be able to share with the grandkids
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i get it; she got a ton of dough and she totally will go down on him without having to begged to do it.
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that's so punk..
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So fucking punk it's crazy!
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IDK..but she looks damn good..
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Hrm... I'd hit it, but I'm concerned about the obvious use of the lower half of the wet suit... is she porking up? Getting the cottage cheese action going? Why hide the lower half???
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I believe she is, DocHell. So, unless you wanna pork miss Piggy I'd suggest you'd leave now before getting your ass devoured. *.*
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do you really need a wetsuit to paddle board?
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I'd rock if I could for logic.
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In the water off LA, yeah...it is pretty fricken cold.
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nice ass, otherwise this bitch is annoying.
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id spit fuck the shit out of this whore even knowing id prolly wind up with an STD thanks to her man whore boyfriend
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*Spite
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Actually, spit fucking would be just as bad.
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well i would spit my load all over her fucking annoying smug better than thou face, so i guess both DO work
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Ohh Phil, your potty mouth never seems to fail. You're one bad-ass thug. ^.^
I say, piss and spit on her grave then.
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there was a time when i thought avril was cute...
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Avril is just a way to say April (fools). haha. And she hasbeen (lol) porking up for a while now.
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What a fucking douche to tattoo your name on yourself.
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my friend has his last name tatted on his forearm...guess im friends with a douche :(
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Yup. But it's not in giant letters like this ass just so people know he's the son of an Olympian.
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i have me last name tatted on my back aswell, im a doucheskii
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I'll have to agree. Don't worry, we're all douches for one reason or another.
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unreal that she is dating this guy after all the years of fake toughness
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The Bastardly Brody Jenner Narcissistic Tat
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Her acting like a "punk rock skater chick" is like Ice-T still acting like a hard gangsta..Makes you look silly.
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Avril and Brody, perfect, two ridiculous people, together at last. Just say those names out loud. Avril. Brody. They don't even sound like names. WTF kind of name is Brody? Geez.
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I cant hate on Brody, cause you got to give him props, he is fucking his way through the entire D and C list of young female hollywood.
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There's 3 things that always rocked about Avril Lavgine to me,
1.Her looks *her clothes rock harder than she does*
2. Her body, *i peeped her ass damn near 10 years ago it feels like and i swear this is the first time i've seen it in 'near' all it's glory.*
3. She's sooo Canadian, anybody who knows anything about Canada, and Canadian chicks? Oh yeah..you know what i'm talkin about, she's gottttaa be a freak behind closed doors
What annoys me the most about her? How she still takes herself seriously as an artist. It's almost infuriating that she's never hit rock bottom and had to literally whore herself out in some capacity to the point i could reap the benefits by eye raping thaat hot bod. SMH, fuck her and Brody Jenner.
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