Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pics From Cabo San Lucas! OW!

These were snapped over the weekend as the recently engaged couple were celebrating their respective birthdays in cheap & beautiful Cabo San Lucas, which basically involves long sessions of tantric sex with brief breaks for tanning, swimming & food.

Anyway, as we say when most celebrities get engaged, these two are merely in the final stage of their long relationship (I know, with Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo, the word "celebrity" is somewhat of a stretch). You see, celebrity engagements are counter intuitive in that when one or both celebrities in a given relationship wanna breakup a longtime relationship, they get engaged, rather than suffering through a painful breakup. Once engaged, they enjoy the few weeks of "I just got engaged" sex as they brag to their celebrity friends about their recent engagement (who doesn't, right?). Getting engaged is the celebrity equivalent of non-celebrities getting married. In most cases, the engaged celebrity couple will soon get very annoyed of each other while planning the wedding (due to their unchecked egos) and call off the engagement, as well as the relationship in a few short months.

What's the over/under for the impending breakup? Does anybody even give a shit about these two?

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