Vida Guerra Celebrated Her 36th Birthday @ Vanguard Night Club! OW!
Sunday, March 21st, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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These were snapped yesterday.The Cuban-born bombshell had a big birthday bash at the Vanguard Night Club in Los Angeles.
Even though she looks a lil' burnt out in the face, you gotta admit, she still has a pretty slammin' bod---regardless of all the plastic surgery! In her line of work (looking hot), you gotta do what you gotta do in order to stay in the game. Anyway, a big happy birthday to Vida! I know we've brown-bagged you over the years, but that doesn't mean we don't love you!
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throw a green bag on her and we'll be all set
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thats better
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A little help there my friend?
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Let's try that again
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haha brilliant! I just realised, her hand looks HUGE! :O
I thought you edited her hands too but my my...
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Her eyes are not pretty enough to get eyeholes.
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Thanx, now green bag it all, retch.....aw crap there went my dinner
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2 Booty legends back to back lol
Yeah Freep I think she doesn't mind helping the planet
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what a busted face, especially the eyes
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Those eyes are unfortunate.
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No ass shots??? This is blasphemy! I guess I'll just have to stare at her fake tits.
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since when do you care about ass, mister i only dig white chicks and i'm not an ass man? :p
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Woah, when did I say I'm not an ass man, miss presumptuous? lol
Yes, I may prefer white chicks, but I'm not opposed to a little Spanish now and then.
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oh, really? hmmmmm... i find that hard to believe. i think ur an all vanilla kind of guy. you can't handle dulce de leche!! lmao
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Lol..(can't handle dulce de leche!! )now that deserves a ROCK..
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Great, use spanish words to confuse me... Don't encourage her Mundo!
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It looks as though her face is melting.
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what a mess.
her tits look awful. it's so 1996 to go out wearing push-up/together bras and a dress like this.
oh but wait...she's from Jersey so they have finally caught up with 1996. well then. okay.
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Propping the girls up and showing cleavage NEVER goes out of style.
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Two things. One, where are the shots of that booty? It's pointless to have her and not show the back. Two, this bitch is 36? When the fuck did that happen?
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Love her ass and her cans but she is looking like she is heading to film a gang-bang porno. Busted...
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Damn i sure hope so, lmao i'd watch that shit.
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Fake tits and ugly face does not make a good combination....
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Why? Because you don't like either? But you have to look at one of them?
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well I don't know how you young dudes go about having sex with chicks..but as for me I'm the old fashion kind..I like a little foreplay to get me and her in the mood, but how can you get pass the foreplay with a face like that? and squeezing a pair of jello balloons? Just kills the whole mood..unless it's agreed to go straight to the nitty gritty then I guess it's alright..don't you agree?
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yeah i see what ur saying
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"Oh that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely ejaculates in your face. It stings. And that's now why I have a lazy eye."
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well, I'm laughing at those who in older posts said she's pretty.
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well i wasnt one of them! (probably was)
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It's ok, I'm not even looking at her face.
I seriously did not even realize she had a face, all I see are boobs/
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i'm melllllllting
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How is she 36? I'm not on about looks wise, I'm on about how she's barley done a thing or been around for a while. She must have entered this "celebrity" thing when she was 35.
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36 years old at a club? anyway, those titties look great but she should have given an ass shot
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Bag or no bag... I'd still smash.
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anything that can make Shauna look kinda good is scary
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That's a mission impossible....unless a complete overhaul but then it wouldn't be her..I googled some pictures of her, but shit they're all the same...so no chance.
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Pounds and pounds of buttah.
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ROFL! she's hideous. hahahahahaha that face. she's a dog, actually scratch that, that's an insult to dogs.
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She's an insult to the toxci waste guy from robocop.
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Classic case of "Butter Face"
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I like her nail polish.
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Buttaface!
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tits... not face.
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Vida Guerra is a lifelong internet lesson for me. First and foremost, ass is LEGENDARY. I can't even front, i'd toss that shit all day everyday. But a cautionary tale for all youngsters to learn. Airbrushing, and photoshopping is a very, very wonderful tool.......for Models who aren't exactly perfect, or breath taking in person. I mean, even Mundo if he wasn't clownin the shit out of her and making me lol, could probably hook her up and make her look 'respectable.'
Not anything to write HOME about, but decent ya know what i mean? But in person, in candids, mannn...omg, and i used to LOVE this chick! Sad fact of it is, i've seen those fake boobs, and they fit the criteria and reason for why i HATE fake boobs.
Mind you, i'm a HUGE breast man, i love me some titties, but i can't fucks with fake boobs. They always look amazing clothed, but without that skin tight top, you'll realize her titties STAY in the position they're in now, lifeless globes, and her areola look fuckin cockeyed. It's a god damn shame too, because her ass is FANTASTIC! Why do women do this shit?
And while i'm on the subject, ladies of the world, QUIT WITH THE FAKE ASSES! All lopsided and nasty lookin an shit, stickin out way too far...that shit ain't right man!
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Yeah, so the celeb with the hottest body has droopy eyes, not a problem.
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her face resembles the monster from the Goonies.
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Dat ass!
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Cocker-spaniel eyes.
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Fug face, plus I'm not very fond of her polished bowling balls.
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