Ashley Greene In Body Paint For Sobe LifeWater & Sports Illustrated!
Saturday, January 9th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Anyone know how I can become a body paint artist? It seriously has to be one of the greatest jobs in the world. God damn! These pics are part of the upcoming 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue which hits newsstands next month.
Anyway, check out Ashley's page on SoBe's official website for more goodies.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Body Painted Ashley Green Drinks SoBe Lifewater! OW!!
- St. Barts: Adriana Lima Bikini Photos From Her Victoria's Secret Shoot! OW!
- Ashley Greene Slightly Cold Going To Roosevelt Hotel
- Breaking!! Ashley Greene Ate At Katsuya Before Sex Last Night!
- Curb Watch: Ashley Greene All Smiles As She Leads With Her RIGHT FOOT; Wears Reeboks!






















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mmm x100000
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x2 Yum
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+102
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She looks ok here but on real life her body is ill proportioned and she always looks trashy unless very well styled
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mmmm Sobe
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hells yeah i would hit that
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Yummy!
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+1
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+100
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dayum...
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picture madness. i love it. a 'rock' comment vote from me. :)
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How High was a great film.
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The 'shopped her nipples!
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well is this is gonna be their advertisements they had to do something
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nah, that nose is way too creepy for me to find anything else on her attractive.
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Drink deeply my child.
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shut the fuck up. The world doesn't revolve around your personal taste. Are you so fucking lonely that you immediately form an emotional attachment with some bitch off the internet that you feel offended by anyone who does not find her attractive? You need to mind your own business, and she has a scary ass nose. I am not fooled by the ass, tits, legs because i've got them myself.
p.s. doutzen still has a man body. Cry yourself to fucking sleep.
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"The world doesn't revolve around your personal taste.".......
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LMFAO... that pitcure is great...
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Look you boney, stuck up, delusional bitch. I was making a joke but now that you managed to fuck up my chill you can go fuck yourself. I ain't one of these losers on here you fucking talk down to you arrogant cunt. I couldn't give a fuck what you like this is goddamn public forum so it's everybody's business. The only lonely one around here is you, seeing as everything you think goes on around here revolves around you. Now go sit in a corner and shut the fuck up. Thats the last thing i have to say to your dumb, anorexic looking ass. One.
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Damned...couldn't they had waited for the water to wash off the paint? and then take her pictures? No Fair..But yeah she looks awful good here..I'll take her, I could also do some awesome paint jobs with her....or on her, or in her...whatever.
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wow she looks amazing in these. she should def stick to non-human roles such as vampire..mermaid..elf.......
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damn
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Much hotter than skank Naomi Campbell, and bag the stupid SoBe lizard....
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Caught her on one of the late night shows last night. The showed some of these pics, apparently they will be the SI swimsuit issue.
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I will buy this product.
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I'm wondering where her nipples ran off to.
You think a little bit of tape, or maybe some falsies, or just a real good paint job hid them?
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Ohh btw, FRICKEN HAWT!!
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fo shizzle.
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hi-fi
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Old and played out. But I like sex.
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wawaweewaa...
chengqui.
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she almost looks good to me when her face is half covered. im sorry i just cant stand her rodent-esc face.
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That is hot, saw these somewhere else with a front pussy shot...OWWW!!!
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looks amazing!!!
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Ooh yeah she know she bad
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This is good.
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http://noctalis.com/nocturne/cats/nipples/ashley_greene_naked.jpg
http://noctalis.com/nocturne/cats/nipples/ashley_greene_topless.jpg
http://noctalis.com/nocturne/cats/nipples/ashley_greene_nude.jpg
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The first two are nice; the last one makes me feel like a pedophile.
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YES! now she can Stay!!
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Thanks especially for the last pic. She has no body, either. That thing is straight up and down and shaped like a square box...no hips, no waist, no nothing.
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LOL the last picture is the best for the simple fact you dont have to see her fucking ferret face
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hey Dam, did you also notice in that last picture, shes standing straight right?
yet her right tit is misshappen?
and the fact her pussy is like not in the middle but like a half inch to her right side?
her body is really weird in many different ways... even her abs are like weirdly shaped....
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A whole bunch of people on another site were saying she had saggy tits... dude..... holy virgin alert. They're just natural boobs. And nice at that.
She looks amazing here, btw.
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I'm so drunk now (01:54 GMT) that probably anything with a tighy pussy and some sweet tits would work out easily, so I'll give a 9/10
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I'm sorry I thought that always worked
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Usually it always works, you just don't got the point, what I meant is that I was so drunk that anything would do the trick
Now I am fine, sober, yet with a massive hangover, and I keep my 9/10 grade for her, she is hot
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I'm so drunk now (01:54 GMT) that probably anything with a tight pussy and some sweet tits would work out easily, so I'll give her a 9/10
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First time I saw her, I did think her nose was a bit weird looking, but the more I look at her face, the more I find her pretty. She has bedroom eyes and her nose goes with her face. All in all, I find her very pretty.
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I can't help but agree with every comment you post.
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Great minds think alike? Teehee!
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She's alright, looks good here.
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Not bad, but I wish she had some more booty, that would just push her hotness way up there! But the boobies are nice, I'm just nitpicking.
However, Noemie Lenior in body paint > Ashley Greene in body paint
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...and I'm hard.
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...AND now I'm not. Now where did I leave the Kleenex?
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As far as I'm concerned...she would never have to suffer the embarrassment of corn in her shit
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.....what?
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lmao concubine i'm more concerned that you even want to know what he meant.
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awesome
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What is it exactly that she sells cause I can't find it LoL
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I think she sells sea shells by the sea shore
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Her name is not Sally so your joke fails.
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great pics, she is a square box of a figure but she looks good here, I for one, think she has a cute face.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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Not a superfan of this lady - sometimes she's hot sometimes she's not. I'll say this is her best photoshoot yet.
And yes, where do I sign up for a body painting course.
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She is pretty, but has weird body proportion. Not good enough as a swimsuit or body paint model.
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Pic 3, Page 4 is the bomb... Nice looking girl, great pictures. Damn I am thirsty.
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Hot, but... nose alert!
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OY VEY!
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i like... very much. I think this chick is srsly hot. also... those hating on her nose. take a look at beckinsales, they're very similar. just sayin.
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Gorgeous face, but I'm not crazy about her body. SI has to quit with the body paint.
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Gorgeous face, but I'm not crazy about her body. SI has to quit with the body paint.
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so beautiful, she made my penis cry... twice...
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shaggy tits, no waist, no hips, but gorgeous face
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she's not bad... not bad at all. loves the body paint
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