Weekend Love: Kesha Spices Up Maxim Magazine, April 2010
Saturday, March 20th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Even though she busts out annoying beats, you know you bastards love Kesha!
Enjoy the pics, as well as the weekend! Ow!






















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i just threw up a lot in my mouth. kill it..kill it with fire.
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NO shit. We might catch something just by looking at these pics!
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I imagine she has a waft of shit orbiting her at all times. No, we don't love this stain.
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is this the April Fools issue or something? Devoid of sex appeal.
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Not until April 1st.
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issues typically come out a month early, so that could actually make sense. Man they really got us this time!
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LOL, Indeed. :D
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She looks like if I touched her she'd be slimy.
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She looks like she'd smell really bad, also.
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ewwwwww, not
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I think she has a wonky eye. She does look dirty and not that attractive.
However, her beats are catchy.
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Yes, she does look like her vag stinks.
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What the fuck is this trash on my computer monitor? I wonder if she has any facial paralysis b/c anytime she has her picture taken her mouth has some kind of Stallone shit going on...
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I can smell her rotten cunt from here.
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More like Weekend Gross
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Kesha is somewhat attractive, but if she likes dudes that look like Mick Jagger - that's a turnoff. Do women really think Mick Jagger is attractive? Please say no.
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NO! Mick Jagger is disgusting.
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Ah, Leni, you sound like a reasonable woman. Maybe she just says Mick Jagger in the song because it rhymes with swagger.
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Her face is so busted I don't even bother looking at her body, she's really fucking ugly. Not feminine and dirty-smelly, not appealing in any way. Oh, and hideous nose.
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I think she is hot! sexy, sultry, and I'd like to do some 69'n with her
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WTF! do you have any idea of how long you'd be in the hospital after that???
there's a 83 year old hooker a couple of miles away, I'll tell her to call you...she'd be safer than that thing
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She's not even bowling alley hot..
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She can't rap!
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I'd give her a dirty sanchez.
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What happened to the bastardly brown bag??
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we only use it when we're 110% positive. Previously we used it too liberally...
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and besides MoeJackson.com is going green...right Moe >_<
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Oh Noeessssss my eyes I can't see.
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what the hell? hollywood needs to stop pretending that every famous chick is attractive. this is a fucking joke. what's next... miley cyrus, venus williams and sandra oh being pitched as sex symbols?
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Your right about that lady
even I don't find this one attractive lol
For her when it comes to sexual attraction, her defining quality is repulsion
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i'd fuck
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Please tell me the end of that sentence is "...20 fat chicks instead of her"
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man i am fucking trashed......kesha/ke$ha/whatever? annoying biatch and enormous waste of space.
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She is dirty and rotten looking.
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I think i got siphilis just looking at this
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Me and a friend were discussing this very topic earlier. Not Kesha in general, but Jesse James and Tiger Woods. In fucking otuside their marriage, they've consistently gotten a TRASHY GIRL. And i said, damn, Trashy bitches are just EN VOGUE RIGHT NOW. Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are only famous because of their sex tapes, it's THE ONLY REASON i know either of them. Kesha is just a new chick in line who's ONLY famous because of how fuckin trashy she and her music is.
WHY IS IT that you cater to them? I mean, there's only one reaosn guys go for trashy chicks. They're easy to fuck, and you can treat them anyway they want. Trashy chicks dont have room to ask for shit, cause they cant buy a man and they'll do the lowest of low shit.
Even then, it's like society is glorifying them, feeding them millions of dollars to be in their adds, to make a perfume, or worse, to take scandalous pictures in which i'm inclined to say, "Yeah, i'd fuck the shit out Kesha's throat because i know she's a freak, she'd take it and like it."
I personally think trashy bitches ruin it for good women, but there's no denying my previous statement stands. Even though her body is terrible, she still has a nice warm mouth, and as bad as it is, that's good enough for me to get my rocks off, but that's it.
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Weekend Love? Are you frickin serious?
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yuck, awful looking man
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And oh has she fuck washed her teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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not bad i guess.
did tiger woods fuck this whore or something?
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Flip her round; brown bag her; peg closing my nostrils tight whilst I think of Miranda....... No. Too much effort
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Even photoshop and tons of makeup couldn't make this trash look good.
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this isn's a weekend love, god damn it.
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I don't know what made the weekend worse...this excuse of a woman, or the human STD Shauna Sandy Vagina. Where did the all the hot chicks go?
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Ugh.
6/10
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whaaat? 6/10??? Is that -6/10?
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Well, I mean, she's alive and not wearing a helmet and she's not like 500 pounds or have the ebola virus and has flesh melting off of her face. She's just a little fug.
I mean 6/10= 60%, which is like a D- in most schools in this country, so I stand by my D-
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Oh ok something got lost in translation then. If you get 60% in your degree here it's a 2:1, which is the second best grade you can get!
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He missed a zero! 6/100
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LOL
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He's got decent tits for a tranny
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