  Whitney Port Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe  Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinI don't know about you guys, but I have yet to meet a person who watches "The City," but it's still on the air so it must have a some sort of following. Anyway, these were snapped over the weekend as Whitney was spotted returning to JFK last night. Related in a Scandalous way:55 Scandalous Comments |
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She look's like a granny.
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but not a gilf ??? ;)
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why?
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because of this... ;)
Leni
"Glim, a horny guy would fuck anything with tits and a pussy."
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I'm sure there are men out there who think she's gorgeous, luckily people have different taste.
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she has tits and ill assume she has a pussy till proven otherwise, but she aint doing it for me at all.
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these pictures are an improvement, a step up, maybe there is hope for her
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are you sure it's not hope against hope ??? ;)
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if she was a BLotD I'd give her **
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We all know how many Leni gets. 4... or 5, or however many is the most you can give.
I suck at kissing ass.
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I already did BLotD :P
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Well, don't I feel like a silly goose now?
*searches archives*
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Leni most definitely gets a 5!
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hell no, leni gets a six! she's off the charts! lol
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Good point! : )
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I wish to sign up for your newsletter!!
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Leni
"Glim, a horny guy would fuck anything with tits and a pussy."
i'm confused now. even with that scale she's get a two ??? ;)
don't worry, i'm gonna bring that quote up quite a bit over the next few weeks. the bullets will fly and people with copy/paste can never be trusted. ;)
you fan
glimmer
:)
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"i'm confused now. even with that scale she's get a two ???"
Leni's point is that even a ONE star could get fucked with tits and a pussy
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wow, ari, that was blast of clarity.the cobwebs have been lifted from the clamor of mind on that isssue thanks to you. :)
sorry leni great afford/words on your part/ but you know i'm sort of dense.
imagines this comment getting rocked 50 times because i admit being dense... ;)
go...
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after a couple of beers, yes :)
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Blah, but I like the fact that during her time on Match Game and Match Game PM, Brett Somers was about 35 years ahead of the sunglasses trend.
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MTV really needs to conduct better casting/auditions for their "reality" shows.
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Hiring great actors wouldn't even make MTV's shows good.
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Is she supposed to be important? I like staring at her ass, but don't have much else for her.
I sort of agree with Leni, she's maybe an average or less BLOTD. But celebrity? Please
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Shapeless body. No ass. Below-par face. She is just not attractive.
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Pathetic, there's no excuse for such a young woman to have no tone or firmness. She needs to stop lying around the pool and get some exercise.
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'She needs to stop lying around the pool and get some exercise'
or start lying around and do a sex tape...
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uh the lips ??? and please i *need* to know what she's reading on third page last pic.
and now moej. mavens seeing the guy she's with on the third page.taking awy the whitney celeb factor (ok.any time you stop laughing...) if they're a couple would you say the guy should be happy if this is what he could get ???
and hell to make compete say whatever you like about the guy too.let's not leave anyone out.and people think we moej. means don't have a heart. nope, we're just running amuck. ;)
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Her face and body are awful.
I wish she and that awful show would go away.
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Not too bad..but if you look at her sideways her ass droops..front view looks good, cause she does have shape...
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Ohh thats sweet, it looks like she is giving some attention to Dustin Diamond AKA Screech.
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did you see his sex tape ???
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Just the R rated trailer, not enough bleach in the world to scrub my brain clean if I had seen the X rated version.
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bleach is so old school. you can just get a brain eraser now days. ;)
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What's not to like about this girl? She's got a nice looking face, a long lean body, and a super cute butt. And I like that she let's her body be. Great sense of fashion, too. She should give me a call if she needs a personal assistant.
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Nice hips.
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what the hell? why is everyone bashing on her so much while truly ugly and out of shape chicks get comments like "average, nice this, nice that"? her body is not bad.
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Perhaps because her body has no shape. Sure, she has long legs, but they're shapeless. Sure, she has a small waist, but she has no ass, no tits, and a very average body with no tone. She's skinny, but looks like one of those chicks that is naturally skinny and has never exercised in her life.
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what is with the people who i despise replying to me? fuck
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And what is with you despising everyone who just happens to disagree with you (and all of them disagreeing rightfully so)? And I never did anything to you, so grow up you pathetic bitch. Stop thinking you're so special. I would've replied to that comment regardless of who made it, its not because you're so great and I wanted so badly to talk to you.
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You're full of shit!!!! You're balls of desperation. You keep coming back under so many different names, trying to engage in a convo with me that it is pathetic. I despise several people on here because they are low lives who are trying to escape from their sad reality on the internet by acting like they are something, and instead of keeping my mouth shut, i remind them of who they truly are when they annoy me. Simple as that.
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Hi there.
Just so you can clarify your hate here. I only have this one and only login name for this site, and I would be more than happy to call you a spiteful bitch to your face, if your willing.
Now I'll just sit back and let you and Johnny get back to it.
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Having seen her on The Hills, I truly do believe she is one of the dumbest girls on the planet - how dumb do you have to be to make LC seem intelligent? That being said, she may have a case of borderline horse face, but I love her long legs and great sense of fashion.
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'Having seen her on The Hills, I truly do believe she is one of the dumbest girls on the planet - how dumb do you have to be to make LC seem intelligent?'
comment of the day potential. :)
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I have been exposing myself today as a grown woman who watches too much superficial television - but I would have it no other way.
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you're our hero !!!! :)
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I like her looks - she has a very nice lean body and nice smile - she looks great in a bikini. I would be all over that in a heartbeat unless Screech hit it!
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wire 'heartbeat' lyrics... ;)
"I feel icy
I feel cold
I feel old
Is there something there behind me?
I'm sublime
I feel empty
I feel dark
I remark
I am mesmerized
By my own beat
Like a heartbeat
(In it's own beat)"
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I'd fuck her, take all the money out of her purse, tnen throw her out the door.
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looks like she has put on some weight, and actually looks much better for it
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Who?
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Pass.
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..port
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Skinny fat, I'll pass.
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whatever.
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