YUMMY! Helena Mattsson @ "Eva By Eva Longoria" Perfume Launch
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped last night at Eva Longoria's Beso restaurant in Hollywood.
Ok, like most of you bastards, this Helena Mattsson chick is seriously growing on me. After checking her pics from the "Iron Man 2" red carpet yesterday and now having to salivate over these, I'm beginning to think that this chick will look hot in anything (but, of course, less clothes the better).
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Leni may not like blondes but i'll take this one!
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Leni likes blondes, pretty ones without 5head and funny teeth.
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that said, I DO find Helena attractive, I'm just not crazy about her because she has blonde hair and shows off legs.
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You have a problem with women showing of their legs? or with Helena's legs? Just asking for clarification.
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fuck, my bad, sometimes I just can't say what I really want to say in English. I meant, I'm not crazy about Helena only because she has blonde hair and shows off legs, it's not enough for me to find her gorgeous.
You know how I am, if I saw this woman in reality I'd most likely stare thinking she's amazing, but because it's Bastardly I feel obligated to point out her fivehead and weird tiny teeth, lol. :P
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Yum's defintely the word
the vital information is that she is all that!
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Thank you MOE!!!
2 entrys for her in 2 days!!!
She has been on my Bastardly.com profile of women I lust after for a long time.
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The toes are all sorts of crazy.
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i dont like her nose or her nostrils. She's cute at best with a cute smile but she needs to get her teeth whitened.
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She has an ugly smile.She needs to fix it.
Nice body though.
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Don't know why,
but she reminds of Hayden.
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you really need to lay off the crack...
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They're both cute in their own way..
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I'm not deny either is "cute in their own way", but being similar at all, is just totally unfounded. You even seem to agree, since you used the phrase "own way" which implies in a dissimilar fashion.
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ONOES.
Logic.
*gasp*
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Haha just messin'. The jump photo was the reason. Their hair are similar.
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you sir are an idiot, and your "just messin'" is you trying to save face.
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Well blame my idiotic humor then.
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Pretty. Nice eyes. Could land me a 747 on her forehead.
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Stunning with her mouth closed... she must go see a dentist
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Eh. Her toes are slightly busted, but I've seen worse.
She's really...really...blonde. Pretty eyes.
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She is hot.
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Was diggin her until the Hayden reference!
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So you see it too. Even Hayden has a better smile.
It's not gummy at all unlike hers, you people must be partially blind.
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No, we all happen to like different things. That's what's so kickass about this site. We all have different tastes. And we all may bicker and bite each other's throats out over it...but we all have different tastes. Diversity is good.
That being said, there are some things that we all can agree on. Hayden is not one of them.
The end.
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Fine, but the idiot reference on his part was below the belt,
he didn't get a simple joke.
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Actually, I don't see where the joke is either. Maybe it's hidden inside...
*shrug*
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Well, I said they're both cute in their own way,
meaning they don't look alike, which would be the opposite of what I said in my comment earlier, that was the joke.
Ha ha?
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Eh.
That was...Fozzie Bear funny.
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why, Thank you! ;^)
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:Image failed:
Besides, I would take everything you say with a grain of salt, what with your inability to spell your own username.
Oh, and it's not one word, silly.
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Alright, I lose all credibility because I misspelled my username, which was intentional by the way. I wasn't writing an essay. But by all means, ignore my comments. I'll still take joy in watching you embarrass yourself with yours.
Accept your facepalm and move on.
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Look here, lazydayzy...
Your attempts at sounding snotty have gone rather ill. If you have that much enthusiasm in making a spectacle out of yourself any further, by all means, proceed to pursue your goal.
Should be quite (un?)stimulating.
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Oh, yeah...I know who THIS is.
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writing styles can be a bitch, no?
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Yeah.
At least try to switch it up.
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If the joke was so "simple" how come it seems at least 3 if not more people did not get it?
OR...
Is it a "simple" joke, because it came from a "simple" mind?
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You are too simple. Easy does it now.
You seem to be so quick to anger.
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looks a lil bit like Charlize Theron
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i think she is pretty, i don't like the smile much but otherwise she is hot
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even tho she's a blonde.... i have a hard time finding something not to like. hair color alone isn't enough to take away from how hot she is.
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Cute!
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Great legs 4 sure. Nice!!!
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She is what Spencer Pratt believes his wife looks like.
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She's hot but also very generic.
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She kinda reminds me of Nicole Kidman before she got so ghostlike and skeletony.
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I am not the biggest fan of blondes, but this chick is really REALLY pretty with an above-average package.....
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wow hot, nice looking gal
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She's cute, but she's got the same strange disease that seems to afflict the current generation of hollywood starlets: the inability to close her mouth all the way. She looks lke she's about to start whistling.
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Page 2 pic. 2, she looks a wee like a youngish Nicole Kidman, but 100000x better, yumm new girl crush!
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this is pretty amazing, even with 5 head I think she's still hot.
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