Amber Rose: What's Your Take On The Bald-Headed Hip-Hop Muse?
Tuesday, April 19th, 2011 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineThese pics come from a recent vacation with friends in Barbados.
Of course, Amber Rose's claim to fame is none other than Kanye West. She was pleasuring him as he worked on his latest (epic) album "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy," which was certified platinum back in January. These days, Amber has jumped off Kanye's cracked-out luxury yacht & jumped on Wiz Khalifa as he rises to massive fame following the release of his own major label-debut, "Rolling Papers."
Amber is set to star in her very own VH1 reality show titled "Behind the Shades," so it'll be very interesting to see what exactly these hip-hop stars see in this chick--besides, of course, the giant rack & booty.
So, what's everyone's take on Amber? Is her vagina the holy grail of million-dollar beats & verses or is she just a very shrewd business woman who knows how to work her booty?\
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She had a great body not so long ago, now legs are too big.
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True. She's lucky she still has a flat stomach though.
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That isn't a flat stomach........
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It is flat, your definition of flat is a cut stomach.
There is a difference.
She doesn't have Dunlap syndrome.
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Doesnt even have to be cut.
You're over exaggerating.
She has a chubby belly. Not even close to flat.
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She even has a mini muffin top.
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Word.
I diligently follow this religion.
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Oh please
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Jeez, Salma.
Why you getting mad?
I thought you told me you had a small waist and big bootie.
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Salma's getting mad because you're frequently making statements like the one above.
I think you're a cool cat & all, but you gotta cool it with some of these comments.
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No Salma's getting mad because she wants angry sex.
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No, if she wanted angry sex, she'd be cussing in Spanish and I'd be all...yeah...that's wicked hot.
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Virtually ALL women have a muffin top.
Only women who are genetically blessed or workout don't.
It's like comparing most guys to NBA players who are on average like 6'4".
That's not the REAL average.
She is NOT fat by any standards, but the standards of people who exercise dilligently or have a naturally fast metabolism.
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And by muffin top, I don't mean a big gut, I mean, a lil' something when they scrunch themselves up.
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Exactly, I'm not sure where you're from but "Virtually ALL women don't have a muffin top"
A lot of people work out and take care of their bodies.
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Did you not see me say "besides people who work out and genetic freaks"?
You do know that this whole working out culture is a fairly recent phenomenon?
Look at all the hippies and people in the '70s.
How many of them had 6 pack abs?
Not many.
Even skinny people were just skinny, but they weren't all ripped like everybody thinks they have to be now.
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I'm a 90's baby. Why would I worry about the 70's?
People work out now a days, its good to stay fit. Its healthy.
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But it can also become an obsession.
http://kidshealth.org/parent/emotions/behavior/compulsive_exercise.html
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Anything can be an obsession.
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You are correct. I'm living proof of that, but what I'm saying is in this particular case, The Devil's got a spot-on point. Nowadays, if you're not jacked as fuck, you're nothing. And that line of thinking leads to exercise compulsion.
Just skim the article. You don't have to read it, but just skim it and take it into consideration.
That's all.
^_^
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Thats just for lazy people to use as an excuse to not work out.
You said jacked but thats not what I was talking about. I'm pretty fucking sure Amber Rose is out of shape and could use a lot of toning up. What I'm saying is I appreciate a person with a healthy life style and a disorder like compulsive exercising among other eating disorders isn't relevant imo and is just being thrown in here to make an argument.
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Oh, Bryan...
*sighs*
Your first statement pretty much fits into the criteria of Compulsive Exercising. And I appreciate a healthy lifestyle, too...but there's a fine line between being healthy and being obsessed and having an almost irrational hatred for anyone with even a mediocre amount of body fat.
I'm not trying to make an argument here. You can tell by what I'm writing that an argument is the LAST thing I want right now.
Now I'm curious as to why you're so...virulent about this.
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I'm firm about this, not virulent.
Maybe a little shallow because I'm just very particular about the shit I like and don't like. I'm the same way when it comes to clothes/music/....everything.
And trust me, I don't suffer from Compulsive Exercising is thats what you're trying to imply. I have a weekly routine which only consist of long runs & calisthenics since I'm not about building mass and getting jacked but more towards meta/cardio health.
And me making fun or being critical of fat/chubby person or any person for that matter is just part of my personality. =) It doesn't go any deeper then that.
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And as Boz would say
"I'm a Dildo"
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You are a dildo, Bryan. :P
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Well played, sir.
*claps*
I'm the same way about a lot of stuff.
And see? This is how you have a civil debate, people.
Take notes, leena.
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Spiffy
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And I was born in the '80s, but I've seen footage from "Woodstock" and don't remember seeing any of the chicks looking like fucking Trish Stratus there
Have you no television?
And people were just as healthy 40 years ago before people were workout maniacs who had to have Bruce Lee abs just not to be considered fat by people on the internet.
If you don't load up with stupid carbs and sodas, you'll be alright.
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Where the fuck did I ever say someone had to be cut up like Bruce Lee to be considered skinny? Is it a collective you?
The fucking point of my original post was that Amber is borderline fat. If she toned up and lost 20 pounds she would look a lot better since her face is gorgeous.
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Is it the tits and ass that distract from the fact thats she's chubby?
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She's only chubby by modern absurd standards though.
She looks just like most women do who don't work out and get cut.
She does not have a fat gut hanging all over her bikini.
Chubby used to mean fat, not "not cut", which is how you're judging it.
Like I said, this whole having to be stick thin like Kate Moss or look like Keira Knightly to be "fit" culture is relatively new and you are buying into it, but that doesn't make it true.
Like I said, look at old footage of people 20, 30, 40 years ago.
Amber Rose would not look "fat" in comparison to Marilyn Monroe, who was 140 lbs., and just so happened to be the bigggest sex symbol in history.
Look at Sophia Loren and like Jayne Mansfield, they weren't all Keira Knightley and nobody considered them fat.
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Keira & Moss? Amber is fat compared to girls like Cheryl Cole, Leighton Meister etc.Why are you choosing the skinniest women to make a comparison?
I'm not buying into anything. I call like I see it through my eyes. Chubby means chubby. And MM at her prime was 120 and for a girl almost being 5'6 120 is just fine.
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Marilyn Monroe fluctuated between a size 10 and a size 18 and spent her entire career in between those sizes.
By YOUR standards that would be fat.
Now, tell me Amber Rose is above a size 18.
I'll bet you she is not.
Also, she is taller than Marilyn AND Black & Latino women are built differently than White & Asian women.
That is a fact.
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But sizes were smaller back then.
A 10 back then would probably be a 4/5 now.
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Her weight fluctuated between 115-140 lbs.
She spent her entire career between there at 5'5"
Most models these are 5'10-6'0 and 115-120 lbs at 5 inches taller than Marilyn Monroe.
Marissa Miller is 110 lbs at 3 inches taller than Marilyn
THAT is the issue. Most of the mweigh the same or more at 5-7 inches taller than the biggest sex symbol in history, which isn't necessarily bad, because I think all kinds of body types are acceptable, but you can't look at anything that's not that as fat anymore than you can look at anybody whose not as tall as LeBron James and Kobe Bryant as short.
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I love Marylin, I've never thought she looked fat for once second. She's tiny. Her weight was always in the healthy range for her height and she always looked stunning. She had a small waist and voluptuous hips and boobs, such a lovely woman.
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Most people in the past were more fit than now because they had more physical jobs. Even housewives and mothers were more fit because they had to do a lot of things manually. Before every household had a washing machine and a dishwasher and an electric vacuum cleaner women had to clean for hours and that burns a lot of calories. My point is people in the past didn't even need gyms because the activity they got in their daily lives was enough to keep them in shape.
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It seems like you crave attention by your bs comments. go cry for your mums tit instead.
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Last thing I want to do is get the attention of a plump buxom person such as yourself.
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wow that makes real sense considering u don't know wtf i even look like.. get go buttfucked you dumbass you need a good beating.
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Being bald works for her, I just don't find her hot
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I've never really been a fan of her face and she's pretty much useless.
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You don't have to be useful to be hot.
Anyway half the people posted are useless.
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I don't care about her but I heard Kanye and Wiz had some mini-beef at Coachella over this broad. Nothing worse than two successful dudes arguing over some slut that's not worth much.
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All I see is boobs and butt..
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she has gotten a little too heavy
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Not attractive.
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moe, the good pics are missing from this post...
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How come she's a blonde in Moe's pix?
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Fat hoe
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No nudity. This site has gone corporate.
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she has a cute face
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+ 53
I bet with long hair she's gorgeous
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nipple rings. it's like getting braces every time you suck her tittays. no dice.
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Her floating ass is outstanding.
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Would smash.
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+365!! I would go in hard like a Kanye guest verse..........
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there are certain things i do like... for instance, the confidence she has rockin a bald head. not everyone can. but then i remember she really brings nothing to the table, so... why should i give a fuck?
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Her body is nasty.
She would be really hot if her body wasn't so thick.
Kanye knew she was gonna blow up so he passed her on to Wiz.
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She has rotten taste in men but when you are a concubine you can't be too choosy. Beyond that, I find her sexy as hell.
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Never found her attractive.
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Bastardly Lurking Booty Cam, NICE!!!!!!!!!!
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'is she white or a mulatto????'
Hahahahahahaha where is Leena, she got run off here?!?! She was ridiculous, and should have treated as such......she would have got bored if ignored, and left out of her own volition.......
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hot
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I like her, she looks like she has personality.
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my thoughts too.
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Not a fan
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Step by step booklet on how to ruin a gorgeous face and body.
1)Cut off all your hair.
2)Dont work out.
3)Become a groupie.
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so,what's the next step after the reality tv show ????
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What's Your Take On The Bald-Headed Hip-Hop Muse?
hmm, has a long way to go to catch up with superhead... ;)
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She actually looks pretty in the close up, but still.... not interested.
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she's attractive and i respect her for rocking the bald look. not even guys can pull it off sometimes.
i know many are saying she's looking too thick/fat or wtv but seriously?? imo, i think she looks like a normal sized girl esp for her height. curvy and all but normal sized. sometimes i wonder if yall ever seen an actual fat chick. have you? and yes, her stomach is pretty damn flat.
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I've never understood this one. I don't care for the bald head. She was a bit too thick before, now she's just crossed the line into fat ass territory.
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Her eyes are really nice, never seen them close up before.
And I've never liked short/shaved hair on a girl but I would worship Amber Rose.
Don't think she's fat either, her body looks like so much fun.
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