BREAKING! Avril Lavigne & Boyfriend Brody Jenner Cruise Around in an Escalade!
Thursday, September 1st, 2011 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineTo Avril's credit, she's a great marketer b/c I have a feeling that everything she's wearing is from her own clothing line, Abbey Dawn. As for Brody Jenner, I'm kinda surprised he's still sticking around Avril b/c you'd think he'd move on to the next hottie. It's fairly obvious that he wants to shackle up w/ Avril & all her millions, pop out a couple kids and then go back to man-whoring to up & coming hotties in the biz.
These pics were snapped yesterday afternoon as the couple were spotted out in Malibu. Sorry we don't have any concrete evidence with pics, but the papz agency also noted that both Avril & Brody were sporting matching tattoos on their right arm. How regretfully lame is that?!
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how could anyone date her? not attractive
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It is a Jenner though, which makes perfect sense.
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Odd couple
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She is not that bad, she takes care of her body.
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If I had no idea who he was and he had a totally different personality, i.e. not a douchebag, I'd do him.
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yeah he is good looking. but his personality and just the fact that he's a jenner and kardashian associate is a huge turn off.
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who is this douchebag, the D lister dater? hasnt he banged a lot of sort of celeb chicks before avril like kristin cavallari or am i thinking of someone else? ew how could avril get with him after knowing that about him, and everyone knowing that about him? not that i credit avril with being smart or having any morals at all.....
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She looks like a hillbilly.
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