BREAKING!! Elizabeth Berkley Can Afford A BMW X5!!
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Good for her!
Liz Berkley prime is obviously behind her, but luckily she prepared well for this by bagging Greg Lauren in 2003. He is the nephew of fashion designer Ralph Lauren, so I'm sure these two won't be starving anytime soon.
Greg Lauren is an American actor and painter, who's known mostly for peddling nude paintings to celebrities that command up to $15,000 each and have been bought by such celebs as Renée Zellweger, Demi Moore, Ben Stiller, and Cuba Gooding, Jr.. Now, that's one job I wouldn't mind having! OW!
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Way past her prime, LOVED her in Showgirls.
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She worked it in that movie. I remember sneaking into it at the movie theaters as a kid.
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She was very pretty and sexy in that movie.
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i will forever love her for the best bad movie ever Showgirls
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To me she will always be Jessie Spano & the hot ex wife of Horatio Cain
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showgirls was awesome. where is her Oscar???
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