BREAKING!! Karissa Shannon Changed A Flat Tire In The Rain!! OW!
Thursday, February 17th, 2011 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast NewsKarissa Shannon & her man, actor Sam Jones III, were forced to change a flat tire of their Mercedes CLS in the rain yesterday as they headed to Paris Hilton's 30th birthday bash.
From the looks of these pics, it looks like Sam Jones III wasn't much help during the tire changing process, but who can blame him? He's a man who has a well-trained Playboy Playmate girlfriend. THAT BASTARDSONOFABITCHWHOREBAGPIECEOFSHITLUCKYBASTARD!!
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Related in a Scandalous way:
- BREAKING! Sam Jones III Took The Shannon Sisters To Katsuya Last Night!
- Sam "The Black Hef" Jones III Hits Eden w/ the Shannon Sisters!
- Sam Jones III Took The Shannon Twins To The Beverly Last Night!
- BREAKING! Karissa Shannon & Sam Jones III Hit Malibu Beach! OW!
- BREAKING!! Joe Jonas Still Treating His Ladies To The G-Ride
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he should shoot himself
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Pathetic wannabe fame whores. Pretty sad when you purposely release a sex tape with the hopes of feigning attention and literally NO ONE gives a shit.
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Actually I got to say that the sex tape was pretty good... especially compared to the poor performance of Kim Kardashian...
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lol you actually watched?! hahaha where did you find it? I just saw clips of it and yeah it looked pretty good, she's average looking but has a nice, juicy ass that she's constantly showing off. whore.
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for those of you who want to see the tape gratis, here you have it:
http://freakshare.com/files/wjxj1xej/XNO-KSha_ST_TGND.rar.html
linking is all right with you Moe, right?
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Doesn't she make out with her sister? That's twisted. And hot.
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He defaced the good name of Pete Ross (with that pill scandal).
Shame on him for that and for making Karissa change the tire.
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This looks staged.
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i was thinking the same thing, but why would someone stage something so annoying?
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publicity? why wouldn't you just call a tow truck (not AAA, they're too slow), and let them do it, rather than have your slutty party attired get ruined in the rain. i didn't know it rained in LA!
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"i was thinking the same thing, but why would someone stage something so annoying?"
See also: Heidi & Spencer.
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this is the new iron my shirt.
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I definitely wanna learn how to change a tire!!!!!!! I think most girls should know how to do it - plus I think it's hot... don't ask me why I think so... I jut do...
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Apparently, whoever taught this woman how to change a tire instructed her to take off her shirt first.
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It's one of the first things you learn as a Playmate...
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Yes.
Step 1 - take off shirt.
Step 2 - wait for man to pull over and change tire for you.
Class dismissed.
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I thought this little midget was supposed to be in prison for dealing drugs?
This had to be staged, changing the tire on a Mercedes is about one of the most dangerous things you can do.
I had to do it one time on mine and I had removed the third bolt before it dawned on me that Mercedes have bolts and not lugs like most cars and if you take them all out the car could come crashing down on you. Not to mention you have to pop off the little plastic squares on the side to put the jack into, not worth the time or the trouble.
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I'm going to try to remember that.
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Yeah, they did not use the right jack or jack point for the car, that whole rocker panel is probably crushed and destroyed.
Idiots.
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Do you work with cars?
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No, I just own nice cars.
I or my family have had almost everything on the planet save Bentley, Lamborghini and Ferraris.
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You know your stuff. It's very impressive, if I may say.
^_^
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I get wrong jack point. But wouldn't they just use the jack that comes with the car, which I would assume to be the right one?
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The Mercedes jack is not a regular jack, it won't work on any other type of car.
It fits into the slot where those little squares are on the sides of the rocker panels that you have to pop off.
Trust me, they destroyed that rocker panel for their staged photo op.
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rofl at this desperate worthless slut posing/staging a lame ass photo op
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I'd make her change my tires as well...
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Are they for real or is this for some sort of comedy calendar?
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This is sad.
What a unfair pairing. Semi high class being stuck with less then is always a fucked up situation.
Thats Benz deserves better.
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When did she get implants.
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I don't think she has implants, could be just a push up bra. I have a very similar thing in black and it takes me from large B to a small D.
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ur probably right, i just remember the twins having really small boobs and a big booty.
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*small boobs and big booty* - hot!
I don't like their torsos, they have a wide ribcage and thick waist.
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she doesn't have implants, watch the tape link I gave before for the tape if anyone have doubts. I guess she is the owner of perky nice 34Bs
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She looks like she belongs in a trailor park. smh...
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Oh come on! She's total trailor trash...fake n bake too dark tan...bleach blonde hair heavy eye make up.....she's reminds of one of those chicks that would have a 70 year old boyfriend too.
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I like her face, pretty girl but her body is MEH, especially for Playboy whore. Poor girl, all sweaty and shit
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Looking at the camera while trying to change the tire might prove to be difficult.
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seriously moredesperate attention whore u die!! WTF attentionoholic!
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Look how bright the sky is! Holy shit, L.A. sure has a lot of lights on.
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