BREAKING!! KIM & KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN QUIT REALITY TV!! YES!!
Friday, April 1st, 2011 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
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Photo Credit: Fame PicturesWhy can't April Fools titles at useless celebrity sites dictate reality? Oh well.
So, since there's much going down in Kim Kardashian's world, we're gonna reference one of her Tweets from...oh...15 minutes ago:
"OMG I love @KrisHumphries True love is when you want to flick your man's d**k"
I searched through my handy idioms book, but couldn't find the meaning, so maybe you guys can help. Girls, please chime in with the last time you've had the desire to flick your man's dick.
Apparently someone hacked Kim's Twitter account...or maybe she's drunk-Tweeting?
These pics were snapped yesterday afternoon as Kim & Kourtney busted out of a Tom Ford store event on Rodeo Drive. They later hit up Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills for some upscale Chinese food.
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Related in a Scandalous way:
- BREAKING!! Kim & Kourtney Hit Up The Lobster in Santa Monica!
- BREAKING! Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Film Bikini Scenes In Miami!
- BREAKING!! Kardashian Sisters Signed Priceless Autographs At Kitson's!
- BREAKING NEWS! Kim Kardashian Tries To Rollerblade!!!
- Are The Kardashian Sisters Turning Baby Mason into a Douchebag?
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I feel the need to take a shower after seeing Lardassian pictures...and not in a good way.
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Goddamn April Fools! It's only ok when I do it!
I don't think I've ever had the urge to flick a guys dick...
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I have, when I was mad at a guy.
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When I'm mad I want to do more then just flick
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The Kardshians are sooooo awesome. psych.
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Meat Lovers?
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can we stop following people that do nothing? why is she famous again?
how many fucking pictures can we take of these people?
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HAHAHAHA, major props to whoever hacked her twitter.
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Came across that latest magazine which featured the Kardashian family...
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Did Kourtney get her implants removed? Her tits look saggy.
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Yawn.
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Moe, enough of the Kardashian's, please.
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is this an april fool's joke?
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I hope not.
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Damn, Kim looks really hot here.
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That stupid little girl and her stupid parents, how could they let her idolize such a cunt?
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Yes! And to think that will one day be the future of our society.
*cringes*
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The second this generation takes over. We.Are.Fucked.
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I think we're already fucked as is.
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You have nothing to worry about you're in Canada..Unless your government is just as bad :S
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Canada has been kissing the U.S.'s ass for years now. Steven Harper is a fucking brown nosing wannabe American with no integrity. He wants to privatize everything. At this rate Canada is gonna be exactly like the US in a few decades.
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y'all some lil bullshitters.
like we all wouldn't fuck Kim's brains out.
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kim is amazing looking, pretty and a great ass
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Kim really does have a great body.
Though I agree with people who find her/them annoying.
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I mean, no matter how famous someone is or what they've done to be famous, I would not say no to a body like that.
Even if it is fake.
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i know i wanna eat her ass out
the slut
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Go away.
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Damn, Kim looks perfect here.
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Hater Alerters: You're just angry because you know it's true.
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ok there are far too many complimentary Kim K posts are these April Fools jokes or THE END OF THE WORLD?!
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mh, she is "famous" for giving a blowjob and spread the video all over the net, right?
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and she swallowed the load. Don't forget that one
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That's some juicy boobies on that Kim!!!! DAMN!!!!
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What is with these ugly shoes the Lardashian sisters keep appearing in? Too me they look like old fashioned Irons strapped to their feet:
Kim K:
Kourt K:
Iron:
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I hate stupid cheap reality stars becoming famous but Kim is beautiful in the face! well she was. I love her exotic dark beauty. (just keep that hidden hair in check pls)
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Christ, Moe. How much are these fugly do-nothings paying you to keep posting them? Whatever it is, it's not enough. They're bringing down this site's reputation, even more than my daily presence here.
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Whores! lol. They should be incarserated for breathing.
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useless and disgusting. nothing good can come from this.
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