BREAKING!! Pippa Middleton Grabs Drink From Starbucks in London!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; WENN (Far right)

After weathering some controversy recently courtesy of Bastardly "friends" who sold topless photos of her to the papz, Pippa Middleton seems to have fully recovered as she looked beautiful while out & about Central London earlier today. By the looks of these pics, it's more than obvious that Pippa spent at least a few hours getting ready for her Royal Starbucks run, but can you blame her? She's officially under the microscope now that her sister hit the marriage lottery by hooking up with Prince William.

So, who's on Pippa's shortlist b/c I'm sure plenty of dudes wanna get a piece. I'm pretty sure she's subconsciously trying to out-do her sister, assuming that's even possible. She can always resort to playing the Royal Homewrecker card by sleeping with Prince William when Princess Catherine's is doing laundry on the other end of the palace. I know there's a very small chance of that ever happening, but alcohol & drugs can make people do some pretty fucked up things! OW!!

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pippa is looking good here, and classy

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 2:28pm
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Wonder if President Obama tried to get a photo op.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 2:38pm
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Well played, Pippa.

Unfortunately, $200 says she's going to get busted doing something...like Fergie did when she got her toes sucked.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 2:41pm
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she looks good with sunglasses covering part of her face

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 2:52pm
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Stop pretending this chick is hot. She's unremarkable in every way.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 2:58pm
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+ 1

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 3:22pm
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AMEN!!

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 3:27pm
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Isn't that how we treat most chicks on here?

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 7:20pm
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I agree with Some Guy (lol that sound funny), I don't even find her pretty and her face looks old.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 3:08pm
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I hate how her new found "celebrity Status" is trying to make us think she is hot.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 3:21pm
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ugly and old looking

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 4:37pm
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She is pleasent looking, but nothing to get all freaked out over.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 8:01pm
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Think about it, if she was just a regular chick on the street no one would even notice her, but since she's the sister of "royalty" we're supposed to think she's hot shit?
Not buying it.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 8:13pm
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There is a facebook group dedicated to her ass. I think thats funny cause when I look at it I tend to think: what ass?

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 10:02pm
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Hey dude. My apologies to you. I accused you of being caitie harmful in disguise the other day. I meant to type "razorblade tongue" but for some reason, I typed in razer rick.

Thursday, May 26th, 2011 @ 5:51pm
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So damn overrated.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 @ 11:43pm
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This gal is ok, but I dont understand all the fuss.

She had one real great ass moment in a custom tailored bridesmaid dress and now it seems like the whole media establishment is acting like she is one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Then again I guess Im glad the media establishment changed their focus to her instead of someone even less deserving like a Kardashian.

Thursday, May 26th, 2011 @ 1:51am
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Great legs!

Thursday, May 26th, 2011 @ 3:57am
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Nice legs, but the payless shoes kill it for me.

Thursday, May 26th, 2011 @ 8:10am
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If I didn' know better, I would say she's an average day to day chick you see on the streets...

Thursday, May 26th, 2011 @ 2:49pm
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"Pippa Middleton seems to have fully recovered as she looked beautiful"

What the hell? There is nothing beautiful about her. Not even close.

Thursday, May 26th, 2011 @ 5:47pm
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Moe uses the word "beautiful" way too often around here.

Thursday, May 26th, 2011 @ 8:34pm
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