Can You Beat Kate Upton in a Staring Contest?
Wednesday, June 29th, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: SoBeAfter milking cows & dancing around at an NYC SoBe event last month, Kate Upton is back by popular demand with a staring contest on SoBe's website!
Do you bastards have what it takes to beat Kate the Great at a staring contest? Think that you can keep your eyes focused on her face and north of her neck? CHECK IT!!
And before we let you bastards go, check the behind the scenes video of Kate working her mojo for SoBe:
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Can't remember the last time that I wanted to be a chair so badly.
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This is all star dick teasing. And it's lame.
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Can I just stare at her tits the whole time? If so, yeah, I think I could win.
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Shes lucky she has massive tits..It takes the attention off of her beyond average and plain face.
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Yeah, but they didn't take attention off of her thin, shapeless legs.
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Yep, if this contest featured Candice Swanepoel nobody would be able to stare away from her eyes and face...
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Yes. I would have to stare at all the other parts of her body as well though.
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I'm sure I can stare at her ass, for as long as she can hold it up for me....
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This is so degrading for a woman.
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Yeah tell that to her bank account.
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Do you really think money make it less degrading?
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Yes
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well, you are just 21 kiddo.
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20 babycakes
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luv you too
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oh so degrading to make several times the yearly salary of a normal human for playing a stupid game than any other college girl with big tits would do it for free... it has to suck to be her
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It's a shame you people think money is going to give you happiness but whatever.
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and don't be such an hypocrite, you visit Moe's web, Moe post pics of her, companies pay Moe to put they ads on his web so you are contributing on making people like her so famous and rich.
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hypocrite? you know the meaning of Irony right? yeah, it has to be so degrading for a model to live by showing her body... come on
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Degrading? Why? Are male models degrading? Male athletes? Male construction workers (who are used for their bodies/physical labor for $100-200 a day whereas Kate Upton gets $10,000 an appearance)?
Why don't women protest boxing or MMA, does it get more primitive, exploitive, and degrading than paying two men to get into a ring and beat the shit out of each other?
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what she's doing in this video is not modeling for God sake!
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What's the big difference? She's participating in some sort of promotion where a guy has to look at her and not break a smile. So?
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gummy smile but she is 100% legit
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i'd degrade her with my semen
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Meeeehhh
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She's preety
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There's really nothing to see here other than a chick with slightly above average tits.
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Because she is with a big modeling agency with strong connections, her name is getting so hyped up. Cute face with huge tits...that is it.
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I'm not gonna complain about a girl with a cute face + big tits.
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Ok but are a cute face and big tits enough to be a model, let alone a supermodel as they call her? Hell no.
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Eyes up here? I'm sorry, I can't look at anything else but her tits.
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Her smile is so creepy.
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