Candice Swanepoel (#1) vs Amber Heard (#8) - Top 8 Matchup
Friday, February 11th, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
See more from Candice's juicy category!Sampling of Candice:
- Candice's visit to the VS SoHo store [GO!]
- Candice Swanepoel @ Victoria's Secret 15th Anniversary of the Swim Catalog [GO!]
- Candice Swanepoel Does A Photo Shoot in Exotic St. Barts! [GO!]

See more from Amber's juicy category!
Sampling of Amber:
- A Formal Farewell To Amber Heard. Hold Back The Tears, Guys... [GO!]
- Amber Heard @ Drive Angry 3D Promotion at Comic-Con [GO!]
- Amber Heard @ "Salt" Premiere in L.A. [GO!]
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Candice, she's almost perfect. Amber is sexy as hell but I do not like her mouth.
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agreed
However, this has been the hardest decision for me so far.
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oh, and btw, has anyone else been getting a message after you post a comment saying a moderator has to approve you comment before it appears.
Are being edited now?
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yeah I got that
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me too
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me too. several times. and none of the comments I wanted to post showed up.
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Almost perfect? What would you change?
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i would change her teeth. gum area. When she laugh/smile big she shows way to much gum
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exactly, and maybe forehead/hairline but it's just me being too picky. No one is flawless and some flaws are cute
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yep, sometimes when I see her smile my first reaction is, close your mouth, but then I look at her longer and I think that her smile is cute.
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exactly! I didn't like her gummy smile at first but the more pics I saw of her smiling the more I liked it. Same thing with Rosie's nose, I hated it at first, now I think it suits her face and makes her unique.
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A woman's mouth is her most important attribute. In this matchup, its all about the mouth. Candice wins easily, because she has full, kissable lips.
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This ones not even a contest candice is perfection
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If Candice, I will seriously lose all faith in bastardly
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AMBER! She's perfect. I love Candice and she's my number two so this poll is just not fair but AMBER! (especially since I'll be one of the few voting for her)
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I love Amber, but unfortunately nobody can compare to Candice.
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Amber
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Stephanie
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Some asshat is fucking with the voting and keeps voting amber..shes went up 30 votes in 5 min with only 15 users on :S
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"There are currently 15 users and 2514 guests online"
...AND guest are able to vote. Not to say that a single registered user isnt doing all the voting.
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oh fuck my asshole im dumb..ignore that then..But im sure theres some people double/triple voting :(
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wouldnt surprise me, hell we have had some people admit to voting +50 times
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AMBER! I love Candice, she's my number 2 but Amber is perfection so my vote has to go to her!

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Why don't the both of you just get a room already? Preferably one with a peephole in the wall.
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Awww, FoyFoy. Good job! Amber looks uber adorable. I feel like her action is conveying personally to me by saying "Come on, how could you resist me?"
Again I say, this is a hard poll.
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Candice, because I have a slightly better chance of having sex with her. :P
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Amber, because I have a slightly better chance of having sex with her. :P
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:)
Touche
I had to run off to your profile real quick for a sex check.
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yeah, I noticed hypnotoad is stalking me again :)
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
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repeats mechanical:
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
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This voting method is just not viable.
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This open poll that allows people to vote as many times as they want is just silly, but anyone who is honest with themself only needs to skim through all the comments to know where things really stand.
Look at the last two votes, and look at the comments.
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I love Candice. But, I love Amber more!!!
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take away the lesbian thing & Candice wins this easily, a lot of guys are seeing girl on girl here, but I still have Candice by a pretty big margin
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I love Amber. But unfortunately nobody can stand next to Candice. These two should have met in the finals.
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As hard as this should be because Amber Heard is really phenominal I mean just look at her no one can contend with Candice over the past few months every post she has raised the bar.
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I will abstain from voting until the start of the MoeJackson MILF Top 8 competition.
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who's your MILF top 5 then?
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Off the top of my head, Alessandra, Adriana, Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale. Not sure who number 5 would be. Maybe Giselle or Bridget Moynihan. I'm sure I'm leaving off some worthy names that I'll be ashamed I forgot.
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Having just gone over the rest of the Posts today it's just as well this one happened today because theres been a hell of alot of Paper Bag posts today!
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I somehow get that Amber is a bitch Candice is on the other half a nice person so she gets my vote
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Pics from her latest ad campaign
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god she's so hot... it's not even fair, ah well I didn't really think Amber had a chance anyway!
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yes, and i like how cute she looks in candids. Here are some pics that were taken while doing a magazine interview. She is so cute with minimal makeup and effort.
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Noooooooooo.
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Thanks for the campaign ads dinodan!
These are amazing compared with Tori, Erin, Bar & Gisele's True Religion ads put together.
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P.S. HOT GUY ALERT!
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to lazy to cut him out of the pictures, enjoy!
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It's a okay!
Nice change to actually have a hot guy pic anywhere on here.
I ain't complaining.
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This is not even a hard decision for me. Amber is hot mostly because of the les thing, but being les does nothing for me...les is not bisexual, and as far as I know, she's not bisexual.
Candice on the other hand is probably as perfect of a human being as you can get. If you can stand next to a bunch of other VS models and make them appear as nothing more than blurs, you a truly the best of the best.
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Plus she takes some of the best candids
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+1
Plus she has the best body. It's especially noticeable when she stands next to other girls.
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Ugh pictures got shrunk. Save them for slightly bigger versions.
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i think the pics actually make you point small. From a distance, just looking at figures,silhouette she blows everyone out of the water.
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I couldn't have said any better... the measure for any hot girl is to put her next to other hot girls.... Candice makes invisible any other VS model
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Poor Amber, she's one of the sexiest women on the planet, but how can she compete with an alien sent to earth to make earthling women feel ugly?
I voted for Amber out of sympathy.
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Tbh, I find your comments kind of offensive. Bastardly is intended to just be superficial fun but I feel your comments on Candice are demeaning. I mean I remember when people were saying THE EXACT SAME THINGS about Adriana. "The most beautiful girl to ever walk the earth, I would give my left nut to kiss her forehead, she can't be human, her shit must not stink, etc, etc." And look at her now. People have moved on. No one cares about her anymore because she's been replaced by someone younger and hotter. You know what, I feel sorry for Candice. Because she's a human barbie. You know what people do with barbies? They play with them, they parade them around like they're trophies and when they get sick of them, dispose them and move on to the next one. That's sad. There's a soul in there but no one will ever know nor would they care to know. I don't envy anyone. Yes, she's gorgeous and I would never be a hater and pretend that she's not BUT nothing in life is free. You don't know what people go through and what she had to do in order to get to where she is. Maybe her bf cheats on her left and right, maybe she constantly feels inadequate, maybe she cries herself to sleep, you would NEVER know. And in the end, it's all bullshit anyways. Her flesh will decay and to dust she will return just live everybody else. That's I gotta say. Sry to get ladylaz philosophical on your ass.
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TL;DR
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Um. WTF? She's a multimillionaire because she hit the DNA lottery, and now all she has to do is look good. She never even had to work to get into modeling, she was spotted when she was just 15. That's two lucky things.
At 22 she has enough money to retire if she wants, but if she chooses to continue, she can make millions of dollars more each year just by standing there and looking good.
Will a new "it" girl come along? Eventually, so what? Am I supposed to feel sorry for Roger Federer now that younger tennis players are coming up and kicking his ass? And Federer had to work hard to get what he got. Can I not watch a football game and say wow, Tom Brady is a quarterback god, because in a few years the Patriots will have someone new?
Sure, she's treated like a commodity, who the fuck isn't? She should try being a commodity like the rest of us and do it for wages.
So you'll have to do a better job of explaining why I should feel sorry for the most gorgeous woman on the planet who has millions and millions of dollars and whose worst struggle in life is probably an occasional pimple, and realizing that, yeah -- like every other fucking person on the planet -- she will get old and die and the world will continue without her.
And, WTF? Jesus.
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You completely missed the point. I'm not asking for you to feel sorry for her. And I know all those aforementioned facts, most models were discovered in such a manner btw. (Adriana was even younger, she was 13 and spotted at a local market). The point I was trying to make is SO WHAT?? Why should women feel ugly in comparison to her? Why would anyone compare themselves to anyone else? And why the fuck would you EVER envy anyone? Who gives a flying fuck. I don't care about beauty, status or money. It's all bullshit. Those are all socially constructed ways for people to feel important or superior to others. Our souls are identical. So please don't refer to her as superior. She is not an ethereal goddess. She wakes up in the morning with bad breath and oily skin just like everybody else. She has insecurities, doesn't matter if they are unbeknownst to us. She is of the human species and I think it's belittling, inappropriate and insolent to all women to exalt her in the manner that you. That is all.
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I didn't miss the point, you didn't make it!
Any way, I'm a dude and *I'm* envious of how good she looks, LOL. It's human nature to judge ourselves relative to others. You are right that it doesn't necessarily make her happier or better than anyone to look the way she does, if anything I imagine being THAT good looking can be isolating.
But what of it? Here we all are voting and commenting on who is the hottest famous woman on the planet, not exactly a serious endeavor, and there's no need to take my comments so seriously.
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ladylazarus sounds like you need to get laid ASAP!
you what I feel sorry for? drones like me, working 40+ hours a week to pay a mortgage for a bank, taxes and so forth to make a yearly salary of that these people makes for showing their ass in a party... And I can consider myself lucky of having a good paying job.
You think Candice is a tool, then what are the millions of workers working for any corporation in the world? nothing but tools at the service of the CEOs and elites, I personally admire anyone that is able to make a living outside of the 9-6 life
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johnconnor77, aka crusader for conventional beauty, keep putting girls you have no chance of getting with on a pedestal you fucking loser. Sweetie, I have no problem getting laid, I just choose not to bc none of you faggots are worthy but I'm sure you do, hence why you're on here fapping to your fantasy girls. Go fuck yourself. And make sure to aim towards your Dianna Agron poster. Btw you completely missed the point of my post you inane douche.
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"I just choose not to bc none of you faggots are worthy"
It felt like I just got punched in the balls and the throbbing pain is making its way up to my beer gut....
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awwww nooks, you know I heart you and was totally not referring to you. You are an elite bastard.
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I love it when people start bickering on the site..Good quality entertainment ^_^
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LadyL hates me and prolly doesnt want me saying I agree, but i understand whats shes saying. and shes 100% right.
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And with that, LadyL will realize she's wrong and I'm 100% right.
:-)
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Sorry, McPerv, I agree with LadyLaz as well.
I feel the same way at people that get jealous and hateful over a dude for getting a chick. example - I hate you Leo Dicaprio, Macaulay Culkin, (fill in any guy that dates a hot chick). My reaction is you should not feel like less of a person because someone has a hotter chick as a GF or is more beautiful, instead you should gets some confidence and feel good about what you got.
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I haven't got a hope in hell, at least Home Alone Boy has the memory :(
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Thanks dinodan. That's EXACTLY what I was getting at you retards. I'm not hating on Candice for cashing in on her looks, it's human nature to be opportunistic and anyone would do the same if they were in her shoes and I have said on several occasions that Candice is gorgeous, my argument has nothing to do with her physical appearance or vocation. How many times do I have to fucking say that? Jesus, you people misconstrue and distort everything I say. What I'm trying to get at is that she is no better than any other woman or person for that matter. Our external features are inconsequential. We are souls, we were merely given bodies. What has she done to be praised as a 'goddess' or 'perfect'? Absolutely nothing. I would never idolize or exalt someone who hadn't done something exceptional. Like Angelina Jolie for example. I adore her, not because of her flawless face (some may argue that she is ugly, which is fine and yes some ppl are not wowed by Candice and find her to be ordinary and uninspiring, much to you stalkers' dismay) but because of her soul, her aura and what she has done for society. That is something worthy of praise. I'm not saying that Candice shouldn't be acknowledged for being beautiful, that's all fine and dandy but to belittle the entire female population in comparison to her? WTF? Eat a dick, you chauvinistic pricks.
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So, we're all retards, because you couldn't articulate your point?
90 percent of Mcperv's comments are written with a sense of humor, but you just don't get it.
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Well clearly she was able to articulate her point because I understood her first comment. Dinodan did, too. :)
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I doubt it, she articulated it the second time, not the first.
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ummm clearly I did, read the other comments dollface. Plenty of people agree with me and completely understood my point. I get the "humor," I just don't find it funny. I thought his statement was offensive regardless of whether or not it was intended to be.
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you crack me up: so one guy says that one girl is much better looking than the other one (an opinion you can agree or disagree) and he voted for the loser of the contest out of simpathy and you get offended, however but you can call every very personal and mean things to us like "retards", "losers", "faggots", etc.. and it is completely fine, right?
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Sweetie, you have been around long enough to realize that this site is where people come to worship and/or tear down celebrities. He made a comment about an alien model coming to earth to make all earthling women feel bad about themselves. With all due respect to McPerv, his username is 'McPerv.' A secure woman should not get her panties in twist over a comment like that. I just don't understand why you got all over his shit.
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I feel you. I just overanalyze statements and am extremely neurotic. I'm a Virgo. That is and always will be my defense. It explains why I am the way I am to a tee. I know it's not that serious, his comment just evoked a lot of feelings of acrimony and resentment. I call it the trigger effect. But I feel better now that I articulated it. I just needed catharsis. Thanks for dealing with my crazy ladylazarus self.
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No problems. For what it's worth, I'm an Aquarius, but I'm not sure what personality traits an Aquarius should have.
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why don't you chew an Orbit to wash that dirty mouth?

Keeping it classy ladylazarus....
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Did you get into a bad stash of Peruvian weed? I love you babe but you have been all over the place.
This isn't really a chauvinist thing, though we happen to be talking about women. Chauvinism has to do with believing in male superiority over women, not the superiority of one women (lookswise) over other women. And I could be equally in awe of how good looking a man is. Listen to Howard Stern when he has a really good looking guy on there and how they fawn over him and express jealousy.
Candice just represents a societal physical ideal for women. Doesn't mean I think she is worthy of anything or better than anyone. Hell, it doesn't even mean she is my favorite looking woman, I made a Top 27 here and she's not even in the top 27. I just acknowledge how impossibly gorgeous she is, but I'll take a more interesting looking woman like Irina Sheik any day, or someone who looks a little more "real" to me like Hilary Duff.
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I know what it means hun. lol I meant that men feel that they have power over women by measuring their level of self-worth according to their physical appearance and that's what I find demeaning. Candice could be the biggest, most pretentious, air-headed cunt on planet earth but people would still be up her ass bc of the way she looks. I just feel that Candice is such a conventional example of beauty, even though she is unique looking for a blonde, I don't like the fact that we as a society are regressing back to those archetypes of attractiveness. I remember being a child and wanting to look like barbie (I have German family members who are blonde and light-eyed) as did my dark-haired/ethnic friends and it took a lot to fuck the system and say, you know what, I like myself the way I am. I just think it really fucks with young girls. I know that sounds like a corny, cliche argument, but that shit is real talk. There are so many stunningly beautiful women of other races, why is it ALWAYS the blondes that are idealized? I just don't get the fascination.
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Please, you're a hot woman who's fallen for more than one empty-headed douchebag just because he was hot, let the ugly women whine about this stuff.
(Kisses.)
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I know what you mean LadyL. I've felt shit in the past because men seem to want blonde haired big breasted women to play with and that is not me. It's sounds stupid but I remember being really jealous of the blonde girls in school with their highlighted hair and ability to wear pink and look good because that's what all the guys were in to, the Playboy look. I used to hate my looks in school!
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But it's not the blonde populations fault for the fascination with them.
I find natural blondes to be really amazing looking and unique because they are dying out but I don't get why brunette girls would dye their hair blonde, I can't help but think that it is to please men? Just my opinion.
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Yes, it was hell! I don't think anyone enjoyed HS. It's just annoying bc it's unwarranted. I think most blondes are ugly and overrated. A beautiful blonde would still annoy me though bc they would inadvertently perpetuate the notion that blondes are more attractive, which they are not imo. Like my HS was so ridiculous with their ideals of beauty. There were beautiful girls who were mixed but white guys didn't find them attractive. They were too busy being obsessed with this short little white girl with mousy brown hair, dark green eyes and HUGE tits. She was pretty but it wasn't that serious. The big boob ideal also bothers me. Here in Peru, so many girls dye their hair this disgusting orange shade of blonde and get ass/tit implants to obtain that playboy look that you speak of. Plastic surgery is huge in South America. Venezuela, Brazil, Colombia, Argentina, you name it. I find it to be a pity. Most of them look awful and like mutated latina wannabe barbie dolls.
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You and Alina Maria are both gorgeous. No one on this site likes blondes except for johnconnor77 and maybe skilligan.
I find brunettes so much hotter!!!
All the men I had crushes on in real life always wanted my brunette friends :{ being blonde is no fun
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I really like blondes, it's just the playboy ideal that sucked. Now it's all good though!!
And to be fair, you are a beautiful blonde like Diane Kruger, not a trashy one!!!
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Thanks leni! and wtfff?? But you're so pretty! Smart, witty, funny, who the hell wouldn't want you? Dumb asses. Have ppl ever assumed that you're easy or slutty bc of your hair color? Just wondering.
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You must be really bothered by Brooklyn Decker!
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If you want to be so cereal all the time, this is the wrong place I think.
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nah, I don't mean to be so cereal, I was just on edge today and I like to take my anger out on you bastards. :p Love you!!
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hahaha I don't hate you, Phil. You're starting to grow on me. I find you quite endearing actually. I just become very irate when ppl talk shit about ppl I identify with or admire. But I can accept that we all have opinions and yours may differ from mine but I can accept that and respect yours.
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im glad to hear that cause, no matter how much you have attacked me, your user name has always endeared me to you. its why you never got the wrath LOL...
respecting ones RIGHT to an opinion, agree or not with is, is all i ever expect from anyone.
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Candice's worst struggle in life is an occasional pimple? Do you know her personally?
Otherwise I would be careful with such statements.
Yes - she's young, hot, rich and very successful. But that's no guarantee of being perfectly happy.
The best example is Robert Enke. He was a German football goalkeeper.
He committed suicide in 2009 because he had depression for years.
The public was shocked. Nobody could understand it because everyone thought "He had a family, he was rich, successful and popular - how could he be unhappy?". But it just seemed to be the perfect life. However nobody realized how he actually felt inside.
So I would not claim that Candice has a carefree existence. We just don't know. Maybe it's true. Maybe not.
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I feel you melocoton... btw, what kind of fruit is that? lol I forgot, I'm in Peru rt now and I eat exotic fruit all the time like chirimoya, lucuma, maracuya, guanabana, etc.
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He suffered from depression but he also lost his daughter.
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Well yes, her worst struggle in life *is* probably an occasional pimple. Anything else is internal. I'm aware that being young and rich and beautiful isn't a guarantee to happiness (see Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, I doubt Megan Fox is happy given that she keeps fucking with her face), but it sure as hell helps, and we sure don't need to have pity parties for privileged people.
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@Voice of Reason:
The first time when Robert Enke went to a psychiatrist due to his depression and his fear of failure was in 2003. His daughter died in 2006. So you see he suffered from depression a long time before that happened to his daughter. And we don't know what's going on in Candice's life when all cameras are switched off... Robert Enke kept his depression secret for 6 years and the public noticed nothing!
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@McPerv:
I do not demand pity parties for her. I just want to say that we shouldn't claim or think her life is totally carefree and perfect. Sometimes it just seemed so, because we don't know how those people actually feel inside.
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I feel what you're saying.
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Candice pisses excellence.
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This is like one of those NCAA hoops games where a really good team runs into a team that has become a BEAST. Even though the good team is really good, they just still can't get past the BEAST team. Amber is the good team, and Candace is the BEAST. In my opinion, there is something about Candace Swanepoel and Jessica Alba that set these two women apart from the rest of the celebrities and supermodels. However, Candace smiles and seems happy, whereas Jessica seems to resent her fame. Anyway, althogh Amber is gorgeous, Cancace is literally the hottest woman on the planet right now.
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i gotta go with amber... seems cooler and has wicked taste in rides.
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This is difficult. Candice has my perfect celebrity body but Amber has the prettier face.
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I voted for Candice.
She's just hot and still gorgeous without makeup.
And her body is absolutely awesome!
I don't like Amber's face.
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I would rather have Amber because Candice may be nice to look at, but she has a model's personality. That is to say she's kind of a blank slate.
Amber, meanwhile, has good screen presence and is probably the only out of the closet lesbian starlet in Hollywood right now, which counts for something.
I still think Jocelyn Wildenstein should win, though!
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while candice has a very good body, it's not my ideal. and i think her face is forgettable. since she's going to win anyway because everyone here worships her, i voted for amber. (ugh, my first comment was so much better)
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Candice but not by much because I love Amber too
I like flaws by the way it's like characteristic
Like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.....bad example
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since there are plenty of Candice pictures...











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more? Those FHM shots, pic 7, are always so gooooood.
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Oh well if you insist!
The FHM pics






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She reminds me slightly of a young Kristanna Loken
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Yeah I see that, and they are both women who love SEXY TIME with other women. Granted Loken, switch hits.
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I know, it's weird but she does remind me of her, lesbianism aside!
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Her hair in the face picture, that flick or fold of hair...jeeez. Fairly sure that is love. There must be a name for that style cos she seems to rock it quite often.
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Her hair in the *first picture
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Fuck she's hot.
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I like the black n white close up of her face. Oh mama!
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This is THE hardest poll.
I think ya'll already know who's gonna win.
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I can't believe I was forced to vote for a blond
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+100
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easy one, Candice!
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i voted Amber
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yay!
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I recuse myself from voting on this one.
Neither of them interest me.
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voted for amber so foyfoy would still speak to me...
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so smart, Glim!
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easiest one so far.
Amber Heard.
VOTE EARTH NOT ALIEN!!!
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didn't you vote for Miranda
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no voted for Mila
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Easily Amber for me...her face is amazing and she has so much sex appeal.
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Amber all the way...OW! Candice looks slightly tranny-ish.
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Competition?
Wait, what?!
I don't THINK so!
(From one of my favorite magazines - V #69)
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hah! i thought she was the one in the front. just proves that her face is forgettable to me.
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When someone is not a fan, of course it's likely they would think that.
I admit, I do that all the time.
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i was literally surprised when i realized my mistake. which is why i commented on it. i, myself, didn't realize how much her face can blend into the background.
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Her face is photoshopped beyond recognition, and so are the others. In candids she definitely stands out, at least to me. She's always one of the first to catch my eye.
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Are you gonna vote for Candice 1000+ time too?
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Candice Swanepoel FTW. Her only flaw is her douchey boyfriend.
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I did't see her out much with her bf. Is she still dating that Brazilian?
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http://fashionetc.com/news/fashion/534-candice-swanepoel-victorias-secre...
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Thanks for the link!
There are a ton of candids with her bf but I never knew his name. Long time to be with him. They seem sooooo sweet together.
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Candice as she likes the d.
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The Candice worshippers on this site make me laugh. She's so overrated imo.
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Word. She's beautiful but ppl need to chill the fuck out.
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I completly agee.
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With James that is.
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I voted Amber. Got to meet Amber and her GF, them's nice peoples. Her main problem is that this poll isn't in 2 weeks when Drive Angry might have pushed her over. She's not quite mainstream enough. Her coming out only blipped the radar.
In the meantime, here's Amber wet in a bikini with no makeup. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLqyP42v6Jg
Amber in 4 VS commercials worth of lingerie. http://www.youtube.com/user/TasyavanRee#p/u/42/oAv5e3skFv4
And Amber naked http://www.youtube.com/user/TasyavanRee#p/u/0/ZpR3a9OiDpY
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Amber.
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Amber because "Drive Angry" looks like fun.
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As she says in the commercial: I'm gonna mess you up.
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Well she was my number 1, so obviously Candice.
I still like Amber though, she's very attractive.
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Only if Candice stayed brunette.
Amber.
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I don't like Candice brunette at all, she looks a lot sexier blonde.
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Candice!!!! she's the closest thing to perfection.
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Amber!!!!!
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Candice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Amber
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its amazing to me, i check this poll before i went and took a shower and such and ran errands before... Amber was WINNING by 400+ votes....
now shes LOSING by 100+?
are you candice lovers SERIOUSLY that much of sore losers ur gonna sit there and keep revoting?
truly amazing
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anyone with half a brain, all they have to do is scan this thread and look at the comments and its CLEAR Amber is winning this poll IRL...
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I agree.
Amber has a more wide spread audience.
Thats why all it takes i 1 overzealous fan to sit there and click vote 100+ times.
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seriously? man that's fucking annoying people really need to stop voting 100+ times for their favorites it's getting really annoying
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really?
Y'all put deflated Scarlett Johannsen against Candice?
Please.
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sooo anyone wanna tell me what the results are at right now? The polls not working for me
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Candice is at 62%
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ah well looks like she won! What a shocker... siigh. Ah well Amber will always be number one in my heart!
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hey, heres an observation and an admission...
i honestly didnt want the alien to win...
so i took the 10 minutes of out my day and emailed/posted this one to at LEAST 6 different Amber Heard websites....
figuring i could help push the vote toward AMBER and do it the RIGHT and FAIR way...
but its a shame the Candice fanboys/gurls couldnt take getting smacked around fairly.
i had errands to do and a shower, i was like, let me take a look at the polls...
it was like..
EST 1480 Amber to 1040 Candice
when i checked back like t 7 or so PST it was like...
1800-1700 Candice.
an almost 550 vote swing in like 2 or 3 hours? yeah right...
oh well, what can you do? apparently fairs not fair...
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and the old testament was written! lol
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Really?
So you sent this poll out to 6 different Amber Heard websites. Let's ignore the fact how skewed and unfair that actually is. But okay, so why do you presume that 500 of those votes actually came from 500 different users, and not perhaps 10 crazed Amber fans voting over and over considering you posted on Amber Heard websites and considering the fact that multiple votes can be made by users and considering you accuse those who voted for Candice of that?
Additionally,what makes you think someone didn't do the same for Candice (post on her websites)? Two out of the three main websites I use to get pics of her to post on here had someone mention this poll and the other poll (between her Erin and Lily). There's probably more.
Sorry but the only unnatural thing here is your level of butthurt. You've posted like 20 times on this thread alone how much you dislike Candice. We get it. You don't like her. Other people do. Get over it.
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so, encourgaing NEW users to come to the site and vote in the poll is "Skewed"... and, a candice fan from THIS site voting over and over and over obviously isnt in your eyes.
you COULD be right, maybe it WAS 10 amber fans. but the fact is... within 3 hours or so, the vote swang from 450+ for amber to candice being UP by 100+ the last i saw.
and by looking at the comments in the thread, you clearly are a candice fan, because it seems to ME there was MORE positive comments here for Amber than Candice.
and actually i wish i had YOUR math, cause i posted ONCE in this thread about my opnion about her.
i wish 1=20.
i proceeded to post FACTS about what was going on. where in THOSE did i share an opinion of what i thought about CANDICE?
i didnt.
at least if your gonna come on here and attack me, get the facts right.
sharing the score when i checked, well considering if you go to any OTHER of the 3 rounds people were asking, in fact they did HERE...
as for why i accued candice fans of it, i already explained that genius.
I left Amber was ahead by 450 votes... i came back, ALL OF A SUDDEN, after pretty much being in the lead all day (as she was after i voted earlier, and the one other time i checked) by some MIRACLE after being in the lead for what i saw was 6 hours... MIRACULASY Candice, in what was like 3 hours, made up 550 votes to take a 100 vote lead when i last checked?
ok. that happened fairly....
just making observations...
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My point was simply that you are being biased in your reasoning. If Candice's votes go up, it's because one fan is voting over and over. If Amber Heard's votes go up, it's all unique users. Sorry, bullshit. Especially considering the fact that you posted on Amber Heard website. If that's not a place where crazed fans hang out, I don't know what is. Clearly crazy fans of people would most likely hang out on the celebrity's actual forums than on here.
What people post on forums is never an indicator of true public opinion. Voting is open to non-users as well, and clearly non-users are not going to post on threads. This site usually has 2000 people on during the day, so, there you go.
I am a Candice fan and I did vote for Candice (three times, one for each time I opened this page).
And I'm not attacking you, I'm attacking your reasoning and your biased logic. Posting on one celebrity's threads because you hate the other celebrity and don't want them to win isn't exactly going to give you a fair and objective result, you know.
I'm sure people have spam voted both. But to be honest, Candice would have won this even if the poll was made so that it was one vote per IP. Even Amber Heard fans stated this earlier on the thread.
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I'd also like to add, the fact that Amber Heard was 1:3 against Candice until you posted on her fan forums, when she not only caught up with Candice but surpassed her just indicates to me that she probably also had some crazed fan vote spam action. Likewise, I'm pretty sure Candice had both a large amount of unique users voting and crazy fans. It's bound to happen when you have polls like this. I just don't agree with your biased reasoning. It's like you don't agree with the results so you are trying to nullify them, all other facts aside.
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i never saw Amber trailing today. if she was, i never saw it. when i came ON she was winning.
when i voted... she was winning.
what im saying is, is that in such a short amoung of time, to see the vote swing by 550 votes, when there was ONLY 3500 TOTAL VOTES CAST, when i SAW that swing seems suspect to me.
heres what im saying, when i left it was like 1480-1040
2500 votes EST.
the next 1000 votes, EST went 780-220 for candice?
that doesnt seem in anyway suspect?
why were arguing about this, i guess ill say i dont know, cause i think we can agree that with the ability to have multiple votes from the same person and not one vote per, well never know what the "unique" results wouldve been.
but these are the breaks.
i just wanted to share my opinion that what i saw seemed suspect. hey, i guess more power to the person who had the patience and sat here for hours and voted tht many times to get her to win (if that is in fact what happened) i hope for their sake, they get a chance to bang her out.
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When I was on the last time (probably 10 hours ago?) it was 31% Amber, 69% Candice, and the votes were over a thousand. So clearly someone had a field day voting up Amber. I'm not saying there weren't any crazy Candice fans. Probably, especially if you say she got that much votes in so little. And this poll is plastered over her websites as well.
I do honestly think Candice would have won this if it the poll was IP-fixed, but, we'll never know.
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thats interesting. Ok. than i totally see where your coming from.
i didnt see that, but ill take your word for it.
its all good, its what i get for being a bum and waking up what is pretty much the end of everyones day on the east coast LOL... im missing so much...
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thats interesting. Ok. than i totally see where your coming from.
i didnt see that, but ill take your word for it.
its all good, its what i get for being a bum and waking up what is pretty much the end of everyones day on the east coast LOL... im missing so much...
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Writting long winded novels in the wizzle hours. -_-
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well im an insomniac and this is the only thing i can really do so i dont wake my gf up
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Fair enough
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use a bit of lube and be gentle, she wont wake up.
...if your looking for something else to do
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working nights does the same thing to me. nothing to do when i get out but listen to music from the blogs i follow and do this thing i call the bastardly
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i used to work overnight so i know how it is... about as much to do at 11/12 as there is to do at like 7am
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It's like 09:40 here almost.
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LOL 140am here
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so you are 8 hours behind! where are you?
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get you!
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Candice looks like a trashy porn star, not a model.
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candice wins
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Damn! candice swanepoel goes #1! Former huges fans loves it! Way to start off 2011 year!
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