MoeJackson 2011: George Clooney's Ladies: Elisabetta Canalis vs. Stacy Keibler

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George Clooney started the year dating Elisabetta Canalis and ended it attached to Stacy Keibler. Dating (and having dated) George Clooney seems to be a good career move because it landed Elisabetta a spot on ABC's Dancing With The Stars while Stacy gets all the publicity on the site without having appeared in anything.

Granted Elisabetta's time on DWTS was short-lived but it did get folks in the US a bit more familiar with this Italian hottie. As for Stacy, well, she's probably irrelevant since her appearance on DWTS and that was probably five years ago. Either way, she's kept her best assets, those sexy legs in tact, and now serves as George's arm-candy for premieres of his movies as seen in both The Ides of March and The Descendants. Our guess is that Elisabetta will continue to soak up the attention she's gained in the US while Stacy better enjoy the increased coverage because our guess is that by this time next year we'll be doing another "George Clooney's Ladies" post with Stacy and whomever George decides to start dating next.


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Stacy is younger, taller, much prettier, with a better ass and doesn't have tattoos...

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 4:04am
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concise and precise, I like your summary :)

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 4:38am
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I agree he pretty much nailed it.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 8:00am
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yet I got 5 hater alerts, I Didn't know Isabella's family was checking this website

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 4:28pm
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But she looks about 50 in the face, and it's ugly.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 12:34pm
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I second this comment.

Friday, December 23rd, 2011 @ 3:01am
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Canalis!

DAT BODY!

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 4:22am
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No Ménage à trois?

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 6:45am
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Stacy WINS!!!

...although Elisabetta is by no means a horrible second place.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 6:58am
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pretty good texas stripper review. thanks moejackson.com

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 7:10am
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Stacy easily.

Lizzybetty ain't holding up too well, she's aging in dog years.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 7:59am
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Stacy by a leg.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 9:04am
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Both have masculine qualities but i'll have to say Stacy is prettier and leggier.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 11:06am
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Stacy
the other one has a horse face

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 11:42am
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I think it is close BUT Stacy has a better ass

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 12:21pm
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How the hell is Stacey getting nearly half the votes? Should be Elisabetta in a landslide!

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 12:30pm
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Stacey has the body, Elisabetta has the face, which in turn all that's left to say is.....Damned You George!!!!!

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 1:21pm
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Stacy, she has a great body - long legs and a killer torso. Anyone remember those pics of her in a pink or red bikini. Her abs were killer in those,

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 1:53pm
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Elisabetta...she is alittle manly/harsh looking but still sexy.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 4:22pm
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Stacy is prettier.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 4:29pm
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But she has an ugly face!

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 4:37pm
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both are hot, with great bodies... i have to give the edge to elisabetta for not being to prude to show it off.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 5:03pm
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i was gonna say who is the chick on the right but bleeeeeeeeeccchhh its stacy kiebler im gonna fuckin throw up

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 @ 8:16pm
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I am going with Canalis' body on this one

Saturday, December 24th, 2011 @ 11:14am
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Stacy(Twice)>Stacy(Twice More)>Elizabeth(Meh)

Monday, December 26th, 2011 @ 11:24pm
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