ELLE Women in Music: Red Carpet Hotness
Wednesday, April 13th, 2011 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Fame PicturesThese were all snapped last night at the 2nd Annual ELLE Women in Music Concert Event held at the Henry Fonda Theater in Hollywood. My personal faves include: Hayley Williams & JoJo. Damn, I can't believe we used to make fun of JoJo back in the day!! My sincere apologies!
Photo Credit: Fame PicturesRead more in Babes, Gillian Jacobs, Jojo (Joanna Levesque), Jordin Sparks, Kate Voegele, Magazines, Miranda Cosgrove, Sophia Bush






















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LOVING LOVING LOVING Jordin and her thickness!!!!
Jo-Jo.................is looking okay!!! Love the legs!!!
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I think Jordan would actually be a cutie if she wasn't so fat.
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YAY HAYLEY! also, really dig sophia bush.. her voice is awesome. and uh, a sexy legs cam on stumps there? really moe?
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Brita FTW!
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As a group, I'll take the Scream 4 chicks. (No offense to Sophia Bush, though, who looks great).
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Sophia Bush and Jo-Jo for me, both sexy.
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I totally agree. Sophia is more of the type of girl you would like to have as a girlfriend and JoJo is the type of girl you would like to share a hotel room with for a night. Both have their advantages.
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Bush is ugly.
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and here I thought I was the only who didn't find her attracive
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Ugly? This I will never understand or even try to understand.
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Overrated would be more appropriate.

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I really like her coloring, she has warm, golden eyes, hair and skin.
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Is she getting chubby? Or is it just the dress?
Her body looks stumpy. And regarding all the things you said, they are true but I still think her face is some what busted.
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She has always had a little thick legs and no waist. Not sure why she does IT for me but she does. She's not beautiful and I don't like her voice but I like her legs, sexy eyes, dark hair and pretty feet.
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A lot of girls have sexy eyes, dark hair and pretty feet but are not put together well.
Sofia fits that category.
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nope, very few have pretty feet!!! Nina Dobrev, fore example, sexy eyes, dark hair, worst feet ever!
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But she's 10x hotter.
Her body, her face. FUCK THE FEET!!! THE FEET?!?!?!?!??
WTF is up with you girls and feet?
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Yeah I don't get it either. Of course I don't want a girl with BUSTED feet but if her feet aren't really cute, I don't give a fuck.
Pretty face, dark hair, nice waist, toned legs/ass, perky boobs.
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Exactly.
Feet is probably the last thing I look at.
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Well, it's like me. I look at hands on guys and it's very important to me that they have sexy, manly hands, but some girls don't even notice those things. It's all preference, really.
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Yup. I don't get how people get so butthurt/angry when someone disagrees with them. People are allowed to have opinions.
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Sexy hands ftw!!
I could never let a man with long fingernails touch me!!!!!
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Good thing I have mine short and ready for touching!
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Nina has a much hotter body than Sophia. Face wise, I like Sophia better, I don't like Nina's face that much. Just a preference. I totally understand that people don't care about feet, would be nice if people were more open minded and acknowledged that foot fetish does exist and feet are important to certain people (like me).
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jojo looks like she fucks alll the time. fall into the gap.
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Jordin and jo-jo too sexy
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Yup. With you on this one. I stayed out of the fray above about Sophia Busch. First that is a bad picture of her and second her voice is too scratchy. Jordin is a big girl but sometimes I like big girls and I think I would have fun with her. Jo-Jo looks like she would know exactly what to do to my party favor.
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They are all pretty but JoJo is a knockout. I love long hair, I would brush it for her for hours...
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Except for Jordin...I'd take the rest...not that she's bad but too much meat..and Sophia looks a little bit heavy too. But that's alright..
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Gillian is the prettiest, Sophia is the hottest overall
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I'll take some Jordin Sparks, please.
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I thought you weren't a meat lover though.
Are you straying from your vegan ways?
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Sophia Bush is always really hot. Jordin Sparks is annoying and she's pretty much what Marshawn Lynch would look like if he ever wore a dress.
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Again, I'll take the bottom row. Gillian, Kate and Hayley
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SOPHIAAA! i love her! I've been watching tons of One Tree Hill recently & Brooke is so my favourite character!
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Yup, she is amazing. I love everything about her.
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I've only watched a couple episodes of OTH and it was from the first couple seasons but I thought Brooke was the most annoying character ( a lot of the characters are insufferable)
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Awesome picture Vanessa, thanks for sharing, I love her hair!
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As for that Miranda Cosgrove chick- she looks kinda odd- all i know her from is schoolof rock and Icarly, shes pretty and cute but nothing special tbh.
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she's a bobble head and doesn't fit in to the above group.
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Sofia's super cute.
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Though that is a craptastic outfit, I love Gillian. Sophia is hot too.
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That Jo Jo looks like delicious trouble, I like it.
Also Sophia is gorgeous as always.
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I love Sophia. Her voice is HOT!
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Jordin may not be as thin as the others but I think she looks the best.
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I always thought Jojo was SUCH a butterface but she has sex appeal. She's got that look in her eye. Homegirl loves to fuck and she looks like she lost weight. Cute feet. I never got Sophia's appeal. She's cute but doesn't strike me at all. Gillian and Hayley are attractive.
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Haley is awesome.
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Gillian JAcobs is the best looking one but she is dressed horribly.
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I like Jordin..
and the hell, that's Jojo!?!?!?
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I rocked you Boz. I just have this thing for Jordin that I can't quite explain. She doesn't fit my type but I find her hot.
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There's something attractive about Jordin, I guess it's her smile and her charm.
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Not to mention those legs. Whew!!!
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I agree- i don't get Jojo's hype- shes cute but has massively chubby cheeks-kind oflike a chipmunk...
plus...what does she even do nowadays??
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It's like she's transformed herself into one of those Hip Hop video girls.
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Jojo's the worse one here, I do not find anything about her appealing
http://www.moejackson.com/2010-jojo-2010-vh1-do-something-awards-0720?pa...
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I know. The last thing I saw her in was that movie RV with Robin Williams.
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and for the love of god or whomever, i hope they got to answer some questions about being a female in the music industry. asked some questions about music.
more interested in this than 'she's hot'
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DAMN!!! Say what you will about JoJo but that girl is doin' too much here and I'm lovin' it. And Jordin whew check out those legs. My tongue would get a quite the workout with these 2.You bastards can fight over the rest just leave me with Jordin and JoJo.lol.
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but going replies seems you may have to fight for those two. there's no easy way Dr. Smooth...
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Oh I'll figure out something.lol. Thx Glimmer
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Will you write me a prescription for Jordin and Jo-Jo too?
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For sure. Just make sure that I'm not on 1 of my 45 minute breaks. Ask my nurse am I available.lol.
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LOL. thanks Doc! I'll check first.
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Sorry Doc, you will have to fight me for JoJo and I kick, hard. LOL
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Oh yeah and I almost forgot I still wouldn't mind licking my way up from Sophia legs to that Bush of her's.Although I don't think she has that musch of a bush. She doesn't strike me as a bushy girl.
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Yeah, Doc, I might like a little of that (Sophia) bush myself.
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Bush does have a pretty face. You just have bad taste sometimes cause Nina and her are in the same category face wise, they are considered either pretty or average, but not ugly.
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Sophia Bush is absolutely gorgeous...Jordan is looking really nice and curvvy here
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Sophia Bush is actually quite plain and overweight. but Im really not a fan of any of these ladies..who even are they? what was this.. the fuckin' F-lister gala?
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i think Miranda Cosgrove has already had some plastic surgery... yuck... she's only 16. jo-jo looks like she might have had those cheek bones reduced as well.
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I think Jojo just learned to not smile
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Wow all these comments, but nobody mentioning Kat Voegele. Am I the only one who finds her attractive?
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She is attractive however she just doesn't make my top 10.
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Jojo used to be the fug Lindsey Lohan. Now she just looks like Lindsey Lohan.
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JoJo - when did she start getting hot
Gillian Jacobs - understatedly hot
Jordan Sparks - Y'all know I love the tall girls and she's a Amazonian 6 ft even.
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that Miranda chick is sort of all wrong ugh!!
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