Hot or Not: Brooklyn Decker Gets Over-Confident; Chops Off Hair!
Thursday, March 24th, 2011 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: INF PhotoShe reportedly chopped off 10 inches of her golden locks, so it's a major new look for the 2010 Sports Illustrated cover girl.
The "Just Go With It" hottie was spotted leaving a salon in Miami Beach yesterday looking very comfortable w/ the new 'do. Anyway, here's a pic of Brooklyn from some event last month w/ longer hair for comparison sake:
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Now we know what Meg Ryan would have looked like if she had breasts.
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Meg Ryan: I'll have what she's having.
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I was thinking Meg Ryan as well. But I know Meg Ryan and Brooklyn is no Meg Ryan.
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With short hair and a couple of beers and she might just be supermodel hot....
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BooB lifesupport systems need longer hair, IMO.
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Damn, She does look rather plain without the photoshop/pound of makeup. Also looks 35 :S
Her big tits is the only thing thats giving her a modeling career..
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Might as well, she's ugly either way.
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Nyet Spasiba.
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Spasiba... that's russian, right?... "No thanks"?
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Ha! Yea...
Let's take it to another level:
Non merci
Ne hvala
No gracias
Kekkou desu
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Indonesian,
Tidak, terima kasih.
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Thank you for submitting to this topic :)
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I got the french and spanish one! so 3 out of 5 not too bad! I can totally say I'm uh... fourlingual, it's too late for me to figure out the actual word for that
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The other two were Japanese and Serbo-Croatian.
Ahhhh, how I love Serbo-Croatian.
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Here's another one :
Nu multumesc - romanian :)
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Sweet!
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Nein danke
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Sprechen sie Deutsch?
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Ein bisschen, und nicht so gut.
I understand enough to get me through when my German relatives visit.
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I understand enough to appreciate Rammstein and some operas.
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Her hair was dry and damaged looking when it was long......not looking any better now....
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The long hair was making her pig nose look some what small. With short hair her nose looks a lot more pig-ish.
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oh and not.
also I saw Just Go With It and I couldn't concentrate on the movie ( not that is takes much concentration or any to understand) because they were trying to sell me on Jen being average/ugly when she's hotter then Brooklyn the supposed "hot chick"
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Hot.
She's got that dirty blonde skank thing going on.
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nicer shorter
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Her nose is so piggish :/ god knows why she's a model....
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Shes a model because of the boobs god gave her
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Its hard for a woman to not look cute and wantable with a short haircut like that imo
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Im agnostic too no need to hate
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she looks so old
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face is still meh either way
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still not attractive
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the hair is better then her old hair
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I'll give her a Brazilian for free.
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she don't look jewish
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Well she's only Jewish by religion, I don't think she has Semitic roots.
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One day her grandchildren will say to her, "That wasn't really you back then, Grandma." They won't believe that she was a model. They won't believe it for a second.
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airheads for 1000, alex.
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she had a rough night the day before...
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she had a rough night the day before...
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meh
Ne, d?kuji
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I'll give a lot of credit to the SI people. How do you take a look at the woman in these picture and see the potential for what shows up in the annual swimsuit edition? Those folks are geniuses.
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I think it really suits her, she looks younger.
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bleh...
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haha i bet everyone is calling her meg ryan. poor girl. looks she has given up wearing makeup too. maybe that will be the new trend, it sure as hell would save women a lot of money. i wouldnt do it though. rather go broke
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Seriously, this chick is a solid 3.
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The media has been trying to brainwash us into finding her as this super sexy goddess that it finally got to this bitch that she dares show up at places with no make up on now...damn! that face!
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Her face isn't that awful? I like the new hair.
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She looks nice, i just prefer her with long hair. But she is super hot and has a killer body
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Not even average, she's plain ugly.
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she's not my type. (I dont dig k mart "models") but I like her for the most part. This hair do has got to go though. Aged her 5 years! this is an old lady do on ANY woman! old ladies do this! not a young big boobed blonde, come on!!
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