Jesse Jane Is The Life Of Any Super Bowl Party! OW!
Friday, February 4th, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: INF PhotoWith all the shit going on around the world, it's difficult to hit the pause button & enjoy the Super Bowl, but by the looks of these pics, it's fairly obvious that every Super Bowl party would automatically kick ass if Jesse Jane was an invitee. Can you guys guess how her night ended? OW!
These were snapped last night at the Everything's Bigger in Texas Pre-Super Bowl Party held at the Manhattan Lounge in Dallas.
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Wow - look at the size of these Bowls - I mean balls, I mean boobs...
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Oh, god not another reality show whore.
Where she from? Real Housewives of [enter trashiest city name here]
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She's a porn star.
Ever heard of Pirates?
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Is she one of Charlie Sheens hoes?
And no.
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I can't believe you have never heard of Pirates. It is like the number 1 porn movie of all time (albeit not great). You can even rent an edited version at blockbuster.
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It's kind of a good thing he hasn't heard of it you wanker.. sorry i couldn't help myself there... lol
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Nothing goes better with football than porn stars!
The B.A.C.C.
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I saw her at Lego Land a couple years ago with her son. She looks a lot hotter dressed down and IRL. However, the boobs must go.
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Blondes are overrated. I don't think I've ever asked out a blonde girl. Dark-haired girls FTW!!!
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Uuuuuummmmmm...
Dianna! Hello!
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Dianna is the exception. That face in general, her smile, incredible laugh, eyes, lips and most importantly her voice. That voice is unbelievably sexy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j3OUAnTTrc
"I'm very girly. I wear dresses probably everyday" <3
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She's sooooooooooooo pretty! She has the prettiest smile and she doesn't say annoying things *cough*sarahshahi.
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U tell him FoxyRoxy :P
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You have the balls to ask out a girl?
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Hey now, play nice!
Besides, when I'm not knee-deep in a puddle of my own semen, I can be pretty charming in real life.
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lmfao!!! <3
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Play nice...what a bitch.
You're the funniest guy on here and you get a lot of love so I gotta bring your ego down a notch every now and then.
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Ah common Bowser, we love you too!
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<3
I know but I just like giving Hanson a hard time. He knows that he's my Canadian brother!
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we should be wingmen Hanson, as we would never try to compete for the same girl... :)
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Captain Obvious to the rescue!
She's an attention whore.
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I am amazed with the amount of pornstars, strippers and fame whores that are coming to Dallas this weekend, it is freezing cold but I guess they will try hard to keep us warm
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Strip bars do huge business superbowl week in the host city. I saw an interview with a strip bar owner saying he was going to hire 150 more dancers just for one week to supplement his normal 50 gals.
Im sure some of the p0rn stars showing are going to do a featured preformer spot too.
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Ahhhhhhh, life of a stripper... I think that it is currently one of the few good paying jobs left in this country ( because of the economy)... No judgment people...
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Anything in the sex industry is pretty good.
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Would marry her.
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Jesse Jane McPerv - BRILLIANT :)
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Thank god, a real porn star, not like that ugly skank Sasha Grey.
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If thats a real pornstar then i feel bad for the porn industry.
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I guess for Angus a "real pornstar" must "real" fake tits.
*shrugs*
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Most pornstars have fake boobs in case you have not watched porn since the 1970's...
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None of the ones I enjoy.
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I watched 1915's porn and there were no fake boobs.
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Tori Black is a real porn star.
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Ever her an interview with Jesse Jane, she's gotta be the biggest slut on the planet...not that there's anything wrong with that
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she is a porn star that doesn't do anal, for me that's like a basketball player that can only score close to rim or under the basket
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LMFAO ... HYE HYE HYE <-- that's my evil laugh...
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you want biggest slut "entertainment" read Bree Olsens twitter feed.
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even if she wasn't in porn she would LOOK pornish, its like the way she was born
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Hummm. looks like there's going to be a lot of balls bouncing around at superbowl .....too bad, mine are on strike.
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Ew, she looks a little too old to be a pornstar....
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EWWWW grossss....her ass is showing!...I don't like pornstars or porno looking people
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I'd rather party with Penny Flame.
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Overrated.
Never saw the appeal.
Huge fake tits and blonde hair do not make you hot.
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I don't like watching her porn. Riley Steele kicks her ass.
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never even seen her in the same room as a black guy, let alone IR, so no sale. Your heroine Sasha Grey is still the hood champ of that.
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Raven Riley and Jenny Haze. Ohhhhhh yeaaaaahhhhhhaha
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