Mexico: Blurry Jessica Alba Post-Pregnancy Bikini Pics!
Friday, December 30th, 2011 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinJessica Alba gave birth to her second daughter, Haven Garner Wareen, back in August and has since dropped the added weight and gave us a peek to her post-pregnancy bod as she vacationed with the family at none other than Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Yeah, we know the pics are blurry but that's typically the case for most of the photos that come out from Mexico vacations. We'll keep an eye for more Jessica in Mexico and hopefully there'll be clearer shots, something along the lines of the "Ass Bent Over" pose which Jessica does so well.






















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What?! I thought Miami Beach was the chosen celebrity Christmas vacation destination this year! It was Cabo LAST year! Get it together Alba!
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I would much rather look at these blurry pics of Jessica in a bikini than all the other bikini pics posted today. (oh and there are some hot Elle Macpherson bikini MILF pics out there as well).
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Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I find blonde Jessica Alba takes hotness to a whole new level.
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I prefer her brunette. However, you have this in favor of your argument:

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R.I.P Jessica's awesome body. May you forever be missed.
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Pic 4 looks like the ass isn't quite in the shape is to used to be in. However, it could just be the angle of the pic or it could be that she's still working on it. Whatever, just please Jessica work your magic.
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Pic 4 looks like the ass isn't quite in the shape is to used to be in. However, it could just be the angle of the pic or it could be that she's still working on it. Whatever, just please Jessica work your magic.
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She'll bounce back.
Surprised you gave up on here so quick.
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Yeah, sorry..Glimmer should be loving this. I don't let my infatuation with someone blind me and cloud my judgment. Have to call it like I see it. Same with the boxed torso flat assed Mila Kunis. But anywho that said
Those days are gone forever
*tears*
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Hot chicks shouldn't be able to have kids until they're near 40.
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even blurry she looks great
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+85
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Just a month ago...it's not fair.
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Hahahahahaha Nookie, you can forget about Jess ever sucking you dry now!!!!!!! Calling her a cellulite fatass won't help matters either!!!!! teehee.
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Scrap that.... Call her a cellulite fatass Nookie!!!!! Then she'll suck you!!!!!!
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She wouldn't be able to handle all of this
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