MoeJackson 2011: The Kate Upton Hype Machine!!
Thursday, December 29th, 2011 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: WENN; FAME Pictures; Splash News Online; Pacific Coast News2011 wasn't actually the first time we posted Kate Upton. Apparently back in 2009, we posted some photos of a (probably) 16 year old Kate modeling bikinis and lingerie to bring the afternoon links. However, it wasn't until this year after making her debut to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue that Kate was everywhere. Apparently Kate teaching us how to dougie was worth going viral along with her continued work with Beach Bunny Swimwear and landing a gig with Sobe. Kate's also landed some Hollywood roles, having made a cameo in Tower Heist and being the talk of The Three Stooges trailer. As for 2012, we assume that she'll once again be in the SI Swimsuit Issue and do some marketing work for Sobe in addition to her continued teasing with her Twitter photos.
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Pretty face, great titties, but she has no other curves.
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I always thought she was so overrated.
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Of all the hype/fixations you have had this year this is the most justified of them. Even if you are over hyping her.
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Slutty cute.
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nothing wrong here-nice face, great tits, nice legs, sexy feet
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The new Marisa Miller in the under populated busty model category. I like.
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Well that apparently struck a nerve :)
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Every young strokers dream girl right there.
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A pretty face and big tits will get you far.
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Don't hate the messenger.
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She does not have a good body. Her waist is very wide and her legs are far from nice.
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Her ass is mediocre and her hip to leg transition is weird. She's a lot like Brooklyn Decker, though not nearly as bad as Decker.
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completely agree! she is a shit runway model too she's got a really bad walk and yes, it's weird that i noticed that.. but I have seen her look good and she is young so i'm not writing her off just yet
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i love blondes but not this one and comparing her to Marisa Miller is just wrong
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Nothing special about her. And her legs are croked.
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Crooked. Not croked.
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Too fat for my taste.
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The title should be "Over Hype Machine" instead. She does not have a lingere/swimsuit model's body. She should leave to woman like Marisa Miller.
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I'm sure I could have lotsa fun with this chick...
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I'll say yes to her based on how she looks right and the fact that she was born about 45 minutes from where I grew up.
I predict a short career for her unless she transitioning gets into plus-size modeling. She won't be able to keep her "boxy" middle together forever.
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*looks right now*
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she is only like 19, if she watches her weight she could elite in a few years
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She really bugs me, if she didn't have those boobs no way would she be a model.
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Hot face
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you can keep her, I'll take bar
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I like her, but without the giant chest she wouldn't be a model.
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Love the outfit on page 7 and Kate's titties are awesome.
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She got her some titties, I'll say that about her.
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Tits are great. Can't stand that gummy smile though.
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