Katie "Jordan" Price Launches A New Magazine; Holds Another Classy Launch!
Wednesday, September 7th, 2011 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: WENNYou have to be kidding me? Each time I see this woman peddling something new, I feel more & more sorry for the naive English people who cough up their hard earned cash to help support Katie Price's massive empire that encompasses adult & children clothing lines, perfumes, books & now magazines. It's literally pathetic that a woman like this can be one of the richest celebrities in the U.K. at a time when the world economy is slowly swirling down the global toilet bowl.
Anyway, these were snapped earlier today as Katie Price attempts to fill the gaping hole left at newsstands across the U.K. with the shuttering of "News of the World" by launching her own self-titled magazine. From the looks of the mag's cover, it appears each issue will be only about Katie. I'm pretty sure her robotic fans have already signed up for multiple annual subscriptions & can't wait to get their hands on the first issue!
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I seriously don't understand how girls like this sleep at night..Knowing that they are a joke and once they lose their looks they will be nothing..then proceed to look back in their life and know they accomplished nothing. On a side note, I do find it funny how a girl can be so skanky to the point shes completely unappealing.
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I bet she sleeps on a bed made of money. Also she's probably a soulless idiot.
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wow Nookies, you surprised me, that's deep.
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Not as deep as ill be in you tonight.
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you just screwed it...
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No, I'm pretty sure I would remember an awesome time :P
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i am trying to say something nice, her legs aren't bad
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Yeah, legz are really good!!!
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At least hair and make up are somewhat decent.
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I'm not gonna pay more than 20€ for a single fuck.
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Whoretown Population Katie Price
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Never thought I'd say this...but I wish she'd go back to black hair color. It looked good once she injected it with pounds & pounds of gel/hair spray.
Otherwise, that loathful self-pitying mess has run its course.
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Oh that is nasty. Close your legs woman!
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No girl can achieve such a difficult task while in the presence of me.
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I don't get it. An hourglass figure is considered most attractive, right? Then why women get ridiculously big implants that make their hips look so narrow? Not sexy.
I don't think she's ugly, trashy as hell but if she changed image and tried to look more classy she'd be pretty hot.
I'm talking smaller implants, less tan, less makeup, darker hair, no extentions.
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The thing is, she wants to look plastic, she said in an interview a few years ago, lots of women think this is sexy, looking like plastics dolls. Sad but true.
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The price is right!
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I fail to understand how people want to be like this, think this is attractive or even think she is worthy of their adulation.
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I wish I was rich and famous, just so I could hook up with girls like this and then degrade them. I would double bag it and wear a hazmat suit. I will not subject Nookies JR to such foul vaginas...oh wait I railed a 300lb obese girl w/o a condom :(
By degrade I mean blast them in the face with my big boy juice and then proceed to urinate on them
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