Kelly Brook: Sexy Photoshoot For Her Swimwear Collection
Thursday, February 3rd, 2011 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKelly Brook did a photoshoot launching a campaign for her swimwear collection. If you didn't know, Kelly is a natural 34E but recently stated her concern over the size, i.e. she doesn't like them.
"They’re not fake, but they do hang a bit. They’re not super-perky because they’re so big. When you take your top off they go flop. I’d much rather have Angelina Jolie’s instead." [Source]
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Need not worry about them going flop
I'll hold them
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as always you're showing your heart of gold...
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Exactly right my friend
Being that they're 34Es I figure it's a tough job but I'm willing and able to take the challenge
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and every female is safe when you're around... ;)
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I'm usually a big Kelly fan but I'm not feeling it here, she should tone up that stomach and her bum is really flat
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she has a classic P shape to her. Everything about here has always been saggy, especially her tits.
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Saggy? I think you have got so used to see women with silicone that you can't appreciate a nice pair of big tatas.... and don't tell me that's not an ass you'd like to tapp
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Check out any of her topless (non photoshopped) pics. I live by Phil's pencil test theory. And she does have a flat ass.
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Yeah she's always been a bit soft, some of that is genetics (she is both blessed and cursed there), and the rest is a lack of serious exercise. Still looks great but at 31 only has a few good years left unless she starts working out more seriously. You don't get this kind of firmness without some work:
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(For non-admirers who might not recognize the backside, that's Jessica Biel.)
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I still don't think jessica is that hot. she's too stocky and I hate her beady eyes/fish lips.
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Oh I am SO close to giving you a hater alert! :-)
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She would actually be decent if i can attach her head on a toner body.
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Exactly what I was saying about her on that Reebok spokesperson post.
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A whole lot of skinny-fat.
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I love this woman, she's so honest. And British.
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Her ass is going all British on her.
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Her body is HOTTTTTT - except the ass - hey, she can't have everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not so bad...and I think there's some overrated celebs who don't even come half close to Kelly in looks and body..that being said...I would like me some Kelly right about now..
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More than willing to lend my hands for any support issues she may have.
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I want to grow a dick and fuck Kelly Brook
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oh,well. you can always look at her feet...
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fuck no, I don't like her feet!
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anyway Leni, you can just buy this if you want 'the experience'. ;)
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/I-Heart-My-Penis-Hand-Sanitizer
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I might be making myself weirder than i usual am for saying this but:
I'll watch!
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I mean as long as don't already have one it's ok right?
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lol
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I honestly don't know what to say. Bring lube?
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That was the first thing on my list
Anything else?
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The Headliner
That was the first thing on my list
Anything else?
ice cream...
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Lol this is almost worst than the actual thing that's going on
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even worse... ;)
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She's being a little greedy, don't you think?
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leni.kelly's gonna leak a sex tape in few years to keep the attention going. you can pitch your grow a penis idea to her. and it's magic you're having sex with kelly...
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mmmm... I love when you talk dirty Leni...lol
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i think u all need to put up the pictures from the calander when the come out and compare them.
cause i GURANETEE YOU... she will be photoshopped to all fucking hell so you cant see how disgusting and flabby and saggy her body is IRL...
maybe that will wake people up to how over photoshopped she really is.
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sorry from the swimwear catalog or whatever
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elite, #! UK body in my opinion by A LOT
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Good. She is real soft around the edges, you could knead that dough and mold it into many mini Kellys.
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Have no fear, I volunteer to support Kelly's breasts with my own 2 hands if that's what it takes.
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She was no.6 on my top 5.
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She's way too hot.
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Overrated!
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AMEN!!!!
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I have you on Saturdays and LadyLaz has you Thursdays.
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Man........I agonised about putting her in my top 5, but left her out.....
Its pictures like this, is why I think I might have made a mistake!!! Her body is ON POINT with a cute face at that!!!!!
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